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Postby Iliad on Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:25 pm

The Weird One wrote:bugger bugger bugger! :cry:
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Postby freezie on Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:30 pm

kwanton wrote:aghaghagh

lol so maybe we should look at those without post restrictions.


Illiad and MM, no restriction they had.

Believe I do, that in the wrong we had been.
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Postby freezie on Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:31 pm

Skittles! wrote:unvote if needed

Vote Minister masket


HUZZAH!



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Hammered he did, happy he sounded.
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Postby Fircoal on Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:34 pm

freezie wrote:
kwanton wrote:aghaghagh

lol so maybe we should look at those without post restrictions.


Illiad and MM, no restriction they had.

Believe I do, that in the wrong we had been.


Teh mudkips say you're wrong. Tehy say that yuo is wrong. wrong wrong wrong write wrong wrong. Look at tehir names. RP they have.
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Postby Skittles! on Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:35 pm

freezie wrote:
Skittles! wrote:unvote if needed

Vote Minister masket


HUZZAH!



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Hammered he did, happy he sounded.

I hammered because we were going no where, and the HUZZAH was because I got a vote in.
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Postby Iliad on Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:45 pm

freezie wrote:
kwanton wrote:aghaghagh

lol so maybe we should look at those without post restrictions.


Illiad and MM, no restriction they had.

Believe I do, that in the wrong we had been.

I will not reveal anything of substance at all. Nothing at all.

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Postby freezie on Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:48 pm

Fircoal wrote:
freezie wrote:
kwanton wrote:aghaghagh

lol so maybe we should look at those without post restrictions.


Illiad and MM, no restriction they had.

Believe I do, that in the wrong we had been.


Teh mudkips say you're wrong. Tehy say that yuo is wrong. wrong wrong wrong write wrong wrong. Look at tehir names. RP they have.



>_> Good point.

COnfused I am...
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Postby nagerous on Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:50 pm

vote minister masket


LETS DO IT AGAIN



QUOTH GA7: DRUNK NAG ALERT (I am scum :lol: )
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Postby Skoffin on Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:56 pm

Did someone not read the rules? Rule 6. NO TINY TEXT
Don't make me warn again.
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Postby Skittles! on Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:57 pm

OHHH!

Lumpy girl is angry. :lol:
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Postby Skoffin on Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:59 pm

Don't make me put my shoe down your throat.
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Postby Skittles! on Fri Nov 09, 2007 10:02 pm

I think your sig is a bit big.
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Postby Fircoal on Fri Nov 09, 2007 10:09 pm

Skoffin wrote: Don't make me put my shoe down your throat.


Teh mudkips say I'll help. ;)
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Postby The Weird One on Fri Nov 09, 2007 10:23 pm

Fircoal wrote:
Skoffin wrote: Don't make me put my shoe down your throat.


Teh mudkips say I'll help. ;)


i'll hold him down while you shove the shoe down his throat :twisted:
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Postby nagerous on Fri Nov 09, 2007 10:23 pm

Skoffin smells.
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Postby Skittles! on Fri Nov 09, 2007 10:24 pm

I'm being threatened!

OH NOEZZ!

Skoffin, I live for you.
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Postby Skittles! on Fri Nov 09, 2007 11:10 pm

The silent wheezing of the choking old dog pleased my sadistic mind immensely. It made me feel powerful, to finally kill the old coot that has annoyed me over the years. I then thought to myself, "why am I doing this?" Killing a dog that will soon die was unappealing now. I got up and freed the dog from the choking device. How could I do this? What made my mind think like that?
This is insane, I told myself in my dream. This was simply a trick in my mind, to make me believe I was actually a mentally-unstable sadistic person.

I came back into the real world, where I'm just a rich business man. I was still slightly quivering from the dream I had. Choking a dog? What befuddled person would do that? It was unnerving, to have such dreams, to believe you're something you are not.

At work, in the photocopier room, there was a nice, pretty lady facing away from me. We were the only two in the room, and I don't believe someone else will come into the room. At once, I was back into my dream. Instead of being in an office photocopier space, I was now in a side alley, looking at a prostitute with varying distaste for the woman. I walked behind her and grabbed my belt, slowly moving my hand around her neck with it. In an instant, I had moved her from being a silent hoe to a gagging, whimpering hoe. It was amazing, the feeling I got from the sounds of her compressed throat trying to breathe, to reach the precious oxygen.

I slipped out, back to the real word. The pretty lady and I were kissing in a passionate fashion. This feeling, like the one a moment ago in my 'dream', was amazing, but still wasn't as intense as choking the slutty crone. I loved my life, it was fantastic, all except for the disturbing dream.

That night, at home, I watched my wife having a shower. She had the perfect body. I started getting undressed whilst being aroused by the sight, which I then hopped into the shower to enjoy the romance. My mind then took me to a strange place, where I held a choked-to-death young 20ish girl in the shower. Was this the real reason I got aroused?

To be continued...
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Postby The Weird One on Fri Nov 09, 2007 11:34 pm

:-s
sheepofdumb wrote:I'm not scum, just a threat to the town. There's a difference, thank you very much.

ga7 wrote: I'll keep my vote where it should be but just in case Vote Strike Wolf AND f*ck FLAMINGOS f*ck THEM HARD
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Postby Skittles! on Fri Nov 09, 2007 11:36 pm

The Weird One wrote::-s

YOU'RE DEAD.

DIEEEEEE.
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Postby Skoffin on Fri Nov 09, 2007 11:36 pm

The Weird One wrote::-s


HAHA YOU'RE DEAD
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Postby The Weird One on Fri Nov 09, 2007 11:38 pm

*crawls back into grave to wait for the necrophiliactic grave-robbers*
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Postby Skittles! on Fri Nov 09, 2007 11:41 pm

The Weird One wrote:*crawls back into grave to wait for the necrophiliactic grave-robbers*

THAT IS I.

HAHA NOT. Loser.

JERK ALERT.
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Postby kalishnikov on Sat Nov 10, 2007 1:23 am

mudkips = liars.
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Postby Minister Masket on Sat Nov 10, 2007 6:21 am

VOTE SKITTLES
Freezie, I believe, is right. You hammered me and seemed jolly happy about it aswell. And now you post random junk! You die now!
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Postby LSU Tiger Josh on Sat Nov 10, 2007 6:49 am

remind me if i'm wrong but MM didn't have a post restriction and he turned up town so now that we tested that theory once I would prefer not doing it again.
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