Bad Poets Society Mafia - Critics win!

[Aimless]

Through out the day, the voters called,
A vote here, a vote there, a vote -
The task at hand had them all stalled.

Vote Count!

• kwanton (1) - pancakemix
• The1exile (1) - wicked
• wicked (2) - Anarkistsdream, Fircoal
• Not Voting (8) - autoload, Incandenza, The1exile, mandalorian, Selin, kwanton, jnd, Talapus

With 8 votes, Not Voting is lynched! (j/k)

[wicked]

Hey Aim, ya you, our mod so true
Mountain Lion's no more this game.

[Aimless]

Ha ha, wicked, you're right, good catch;
But Talapus' vote will transfer
So auto gets the vote; no scratch.

[wicked]

The styles of poem we wish to see
belong to those I list for thee:
pancake, selin, mandy, auto,
speak up ya fools or face our vote!

[Anarkistsdream]

The styles of poem we wish to see
belong to those I list for thee:
pancake, selin, mandy, auto,
speak up ya fools or face our vote!

I still wanna lick you.

[The1exile]

Well it now seems my vote is moot,
since MountainLion had to scoot,
So I'll unvote I guess for now,
to give autoload a chance to wow!

It's only fair, though not that great,
I'll vote on proof, and not of hate.
But since there's little to be found,
I guess I'll have to wait another round

Doctor-mod Aimless, did you miss this post?
He unvotes, taking heat off of auto.

[pancakemix]

This game should prove to me unkind,
My posts shall all be very long
For this is how I speak my mind.

My voice does Aimless cruelly bind,
So now I cry in my sad song
This game should prove to me unkind.

For those who are too slow of mind
I write villanelles all along
For this is how I speak my mind

I do not have venetian blinds
(I ramble now to make it long)
This game should prove to me unkind

I speak in verse and now I find
That I wish to vote for Kwanton
For this is how I speak my mind

Now you see what I am assigned
My speech I shall no more prolong
This game should prove to me unkind
For this is how I speak my mind

[The1exile]

The styles of poem we wish to see
belong to those I list for thee:
pancake, selin, mandy, auto,
speak up ya fools or face our vote!

Selin I think already said haiku,
Skimming already? Be ye scum with the 'chu?

[wicked]

I still wanna lick you.

Then get in line
Lunchtime is near!
Four lines for Kwa
Riddle you more!

[Aimless]

Doctor-mod Aimless, did you miss this post?
He unvotes, taking heat off of auto.

The quote, it seems, I overlooked;
The count should be fixed for now.
Now lynch someone - or feel my hook!

(And bah - that unvote ruined my joke!)

[jnd94]

Finally I have made up my mind
Vote Wicked is my decision
She has seemed scummy all game
Now she has skimmed on themes
Surely acting scummy
Afford a lynch?
I think we
can do
this

[wicked]

The styles of poem we wish to see
belong to those I list for thee:
pancake, selin, mandy, auto,
speak up ya fools or face our vote!

Selin I think already said haiku,
Skimming already? Be ye scum with the 'chu?

Yes tis easy to miss
but skimming I do not,
not like Kwanton at least!

Amend now I need to,
pancake, mandy, auto
let's hear from them today.

[Anarkistsdream]

For Wicked... The SECOND time.

This game should prove to me unkind,
My posts shall all be very long
For this is how I speak my mind.

My voice does Aimless cruelly bind,
So now I cry in my sad song
This game should prove to me unkind.

For those who are too slow of mind
I write villanelles all along
For this is how I speak my mind

I do not have venetian blinds
(I ramble now to make it long)
This game should prove to me unkind

I speak in verse and now I find
That I wish to vote for Kwanton
For this is how I speak my mind

Now you see what I am assigned
My speech I shall no more prolong
This game should prove to me unkind
For this is how I speak my mind

[wicked]

Hasty hasty young jnd
still we need to hear from
those which I have listed!
No speed lynch is needed
a claim I MUST be 'llowed!
Off to count cars I go
out in the sun - fun fun!

[jnd94]

The styles of poem we wish to see
belong to those I list for thee:
pancake, selin, mandy, auto,
speak up ya fools or face our vote!

Selin I think already said haiku,
Skimming already? Be ye scum with the 'chu?

Yes tis easy to miss
but skimming I do not,
not like Kwanton at least!

Amend now I need to,
pancake, mandy, auto
let's hear from them today.

skim again? pancake has said his theme!
He bolded it in his post again!
My vote stays rock-solid on you
for a second mistake
that you should have seen
are you really
a free-verse
poet?
well?

[wicked]

For Wicked... The SECOND time.

This game should prove to me unkind,
My posts shall all be very long
For this is how I speak my mind.

My voice does Aimless cruelly bind,
So now I cry in my sad song
This game should prove to me unkind.

For those who are too slow of mind
I write villanelles all along
For this is how I speak my mind

I do not have venetian blinds
(I ramble now to make it long)
This game should prove to me unkind

I speak in verse and now I find
That I wish to vote for Kwanton
For this is how I speak my mind

Now you see what I am assigned
My speech I shall no more prolong
This game should prove to me unkind
For this is how I speak my mind

to claim so early, was surely missed
got it now, thanks to AnarkistsDream!

[wicked]

Oh jnd, give it a rest for now
I thought I'd only one mistake
I realize now, two I had missed
now wait for MANDY's, AUTO's names.

[The1exile]

'Tis odd, I do not think wicky is scum,
Eye instead is on Incan, keeping stum.

[mandalorian2298]

Let me tell you all a story
About my own poetic style
For all your Fosing caused me worry.
You could hang me in your guile!

Inca all but said that I'm skimming
'Cause pancake already named his verse.
I saw it but didn't know the meaning
Of the word “villanelles” (Is that a curse?).

I might not be understanding
What's going on or who is scum.
I chose the path much less demanding
I'm a ballad-singing bum.

Nark told that I am suspicious
'Cause I changed the way I rhyme,
Trust me I've done nothing vicious
Story was there all the time.

Yeah ballads are a bunch of stories,
Some interesting and some not,
And I know more, so have no worries,
Unless I'm hung and left to rot.

But before I go to dine
I'll vote someone, just for a lark
For posting twice a single line
I am voting for old Nark

I might not be understanding
What's going on or who is scum.
I chose the path much less demanding
I'm a ballad-singing bum.

[pancakemix]

Who have we not heard as of yet?
Or have all poets stated theirs?
If we've heard all, we are set.

We've probably heard all, I'll bet.
Or is there one who says "Who cares?"
Who have we not heard from yet?

Now fellow poets, do not fret.
But always do remain aware.
If we've heard from all, we are set.

We must catch critics with a net
And then trow them unto the bears
Who have we not heard from yet?

FOS Wicked for while claims are assets
Wicked constantly shoves and dares
If we've heard from all we are set.

An unvote now does kwanton get.
He does not bite, he does not scare.
Who have we not heard from yet?
If we've heard from all we are set.

[Incandenza]

I chose the path much less demanding
I'm a ballad-singing bum.

Interesting choice of words there, 'mand.
Only critics get to choose their path
The rest of us are stuck in sand,

Lest we face the mod's unholy wrath.
To wicked, I have but this to say:
Seems like you didn't do the math.

Three times pancake stated his play.
And Mandy, that weird word 'villanelle'
May not be spoken everyday

The overall context is what did tell
And showed who was properly alert
And who but skimmed through the shell.

For now I VOTE mandy without being curt
And as for wicked, an FOS won't hurt.

[Selin]

The styles of poem we wish to see
belong to those I list for thee:
pancake, selin, mandy, auto,
speak up ya fools or face our vote!

Selin stares to wicked,
voting wicked for skimming twice...
Typical scum art!

Her posts and her rhymes,
suspicion i had at start...
Grey clouds make me sad.

.

[Aimless]

Again the count of one, two, five -
"Three sir!" - yes, three's what I mean.
Seven? Not yet. The day's still live.

Vote Count!

• The1exile (1) - wicked
• wicked (4) - Anarkistsdream, Fircoal, jnd, Selin
• Anarkistsdream (1) - mandalorian
• mandalorian (1) - Incandenza
• Not Voting (5) - autoload, The1exile, kwanton, Talapus, pancakemix

With 12 alive, it takes 7 to lynch!

[autoload]

Slapping on water
I have made it all day
busy as a beaver
nothing more needs be said.

[wicked]

Oy you fucking morons
skimming I do not do
forgetting, yes that's true!
claim I'll make soon enough
if morons do pursue,
but you'll be hurting if
a claim I'm forced to make.
Tired mind, busy soul =
recipe for error.


Did all of you notice
how Auto hasn't named
his style of which he speaks
or did I miss his too?