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Postby wcaclimbing on Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:48 am

1. Everyone must like bananas
2. autoload is to be treated as a god
3.All people of the world over age 18 owe autoload a monthly tax of -1 dollar.
4. Anyone names fircoal must die
5. The French must participate in all wars
6. Fircoal can die by any cirsomestans. In otherwords, Fircoal is not immortal.
7. Everyone must worship autoload
8. Pikachu must be removed as a pokemon and replace the rainbow as the gay symbol.
9. All must aknowledge muy_thaiguy as supreme ruler of the world
10. All rules by Fircoal can not be obeyed.
11. Sportscenter must be watched at least once, if not multiple times, per day.
12. No one would be required to read at least one book by Neal Stephenson.
13. Incandenza must tell everyone who the hell Neal Stephenson is
14. autoload gets all the women
15. Everyone else needs autoload's approval for their rules
16. Failure to learn, comprehend, and find daily use for Granite's Functions is punishable by death.
17. Everything Pokemon or related to it must be destroyed
18. Everyone but Fircoal can make rules.
19. Fircoals rules are discarded, anybody can make laws
20. Fircoal's laws are to be ignored if they have to do with Pokemon
21. Ignorant people are to go through a forced education.
22. Everyone must donate 1% of their income to the Save the Penguins Foundation.
23. Everyone must have the following words tattooed on their foreskins: "The Bushwackers Fellate Mutant Rhinos"
24. Everyone must make cena-rules a sandwich once a week
25. Buying, or in any way associating with, a Furbie, is punishable by death and/or extreme torture.
26: Everyone must learn the logic of anubis by heart and recite it when another person of more authority then them says to.
27. The Logic of Anubis will now be included in all nation's National Anthems. Anyone who fails to learn it mentally, will learn it physically.
28. No one must hail cena-rules and Minister Masket every da or else br tortured by Chuck Norris
29. The hill must always belong to dustn64; my hill
30. No 1 must join my mafia game for one ultra mafia game
31. Someone must tell me how to play maleable games in a pm
32. you must go to this site: http://mikeburnfire.sitesled.com/mscumB.swf
33. Everyday shall be Saturday.
34. Hermione and Luna shall be in every pictures, whatever it is. And are MINERS.
35. You must give the ever so hot Hermione (Emma Watson) to Mo
36. If muy_thaiguy wishes for Herbal tea (Camomile), or any other hot drink, he has first dibs.
37.Hermione must suck anyones parents off if they lust for her
38. Especially for muy_thaiguy, whom she does lust after, along with all the other hot babes
39. This will be the final loo.
40. autoload can't make decisions
41. cena makes all the final decisions about wheat
42.dustn64 controls what ever cena does
43. Whatever muy_thaiguy says, grows.
44.dustn64 gets his prostate cut out
45. all those who oppose muy_thaiguy are sent to the headsmen's block to be executed
46. all herdsmen are kind and let everyone go before execution
47. but not before the ring leaders opposing muy_thaiguy are executed
48. all herdsmen are blind (for easy sheep rustling)
49. hanging, electric chair, firing squad, daytime television, and stampede of elephants are permitted ways of executing
50. not editing laws and muy_thaiguy has to test all methods of execution on himself
51. muy_thaiguy is not immoral, but moral things can harm him
52. ghosts have to attack MTG
53. Bellybuttons must eat penguins while they are dancing around a pole undressing themselves, eating apples, while swimming in a tank full of sharks that just came out of the ocean, which is very warm because the sun is so close, and the bellybuttons must live.
54. All ghosts, spirits, and such obey only muy_thaiguy's command
55.MTG must be blind folded and forced to suck old men's cocks
56. Everyone must participate in one weekly orgy
57. EVERYONE MUST TYPE IN CAPITALS
58. muy_thaiguy obeys only muy_thaiguy
59. Everyone must watch HUMAN GIANT atleast 5 times a day. If they have to order the seasons then so be it.
60. Masturbating shall become the new national sport
61. We must all hail autoload's change to the laws.
62. Dinars become the new global currency.
63. Everyone must play PAWN
64. If you hunt foxes with worms, Mr Blair gets to shout at you.
65. All Dinars are to have muy_thaiguy's portrait on them
66. We must all feed the trolls
67. Feed them cena-rules
68. Everyone must bring a dildo
69. Everyone must learn a martial art style (Eastern or Western or both)
70. Everyone must get jacked up on coffee so much that their eyes start twitching
71. We must make this thread with the longest pages ever.
72. Our goal is at LEAST 300 rules!
73. MTG needs to go suck a cock
74. dustn needs to stop subbing other CCers for his own personal fantasies...
75. misterman10 is the greatest
76. Only next to muy_thaiguy is mm the greatest
77. misterman10 is king
78. everyone must read the above rules carefully
79. misterman10 is supreme ruler
80. misterman10 shall be executed according to law
81. misterman10 gets lots of rules about him
82. Not always good for him though...
83. MTG must suck kyles eye-balls
84. MTG must shoot all of those that oppose him
85. sleeping is bitching
86. NO ONE can insult muy_thaiguy on this thread
87. everyone must be insulted daily by everyone else
88. Everyone over the age of 15 must have tax daily
89. everyone under the age of 15 must study techniques until they come of age
90. Poor flame writers will be dragged over cobbles by wild horses until they be dead. For real.
91. Dancing Mustard is allowed a daily portion of one 16 year old....he is also allowed to vary which sex the 16 year old is.
92. Scientology is the one true religion.
93. f*ck rule 92
94. In accordance with rule 92, Tom Cruise will replace the Pope.
95. Scientology will remain nothing more than an idea for a sci-fi novel
96. L. Ron Hubbard will strike down dustn64.
97. all rules numbered 100 and above shall be ignored
98. Humans will be replaced by a cross between computers and pond scum.
99. pond scum will now be the name for a clone of dustn64
100. Everyone in the entire world must be an active member of this site: Click Here
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Postby mandalorian2298 on Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:47 pm

1. Everyone must like bananas
2. autoload is to be treated as a god
3.All people of the world over age 18 owe autoload a monthly tax of -1 dollar.
4. Anyone names fircoal must die
5. The French must participate in all wars
6. Fircoal can die by any cirsomestans. In otherwords, Fircoal is not immortal.
7. Everyone must worship autoload
8. Pikachu must be removed as a pokemon and replace the rainbow as the gay symbol.
9. All must aknowledge muy_thaiguy as supreme ruler of the world
10. All rules by Fircoal can not be obeyed.
11. Sportscenter must be watched at least once, if not multiple times, per day.
12. No one would be required to read at least one book by Neal Stephenson.
13. Incandenza must tell everyone who the hell Neal Stephenson is
14. autoload gets all the women
15. Everyone else needs autoload's approval for their rules
16. Failure to learn, comprehend, and find daily use for Granite's Functions is punishable by death.
17. Everything Pokemon or related to it must be destroyed
18. Everyone but Fircoal can make rules.
19. Fircoals rules are discarded, anybody can make laws
20. Fircoal's laws are to be ignored if they have to do with Pokemon
21. Ignorant people are to go through a forced education.
22. Everyone must donate 1% of their income to the Save the Penguins Foundation.
23. Everyone must have the following words tattooed on their foreskins: "The Bushwackers Fellate Mutant Rhinos"
24. Everyone must make cena-rules a sandwich once a week
25. Buying, or in any way associating with, a Furbie, is punishable by death and/or extreme torture.
26: Everyone must learn the logic of anubis by heart and recite it when another person of more authority then them says to.
27. The Logic of Anubis will now be included in all nation's National Anthems. Anyone who fails to learn it mentally, will learn it physically.
28. No one must hail cena-rules and Minister Masket every da or else br tortured by Chuck Norris
29. The hill must always belong to dustn64; my hill
30. No 1 must join my mafia game for one ultra mafia game
31. Someone must tell me how to play maleable games in a pm
32. you must go to this site: http://mikeburnfire.sitesled.com/mscumB.swf
33. Everyday shall be Saturday.
34. Hermione and Luna shall be in every pictures, whatever it is. And are MINERS.
35. You must give the ever so hot Hermione (Emma Watson) to Mo
36. If muy_thaiguy wishes for Herbal tea (Camomile), or any other hot drink, he has first dibs.
37.Hermione must suck anyones parents off if they lust for her
38. Especially for muy_thaiguy, whom she does lust after, along with all the other hot babes
39. This will be the final loo.
40. autoload can't make decisions
41. cena makes all the final decisions about wheat
42.dustn64 controls what ever cena does
43. Whatever muy_thaiguy says, grows.
44.dustn64 gets his prostate cut out
45. all those who oppose muy_thaiguy are sent to the headsmen's block to be executed
46. all herdsmen are kind and let everyone go before execution
47. but not before the ring leaders opposing muy_thaiguy are executed
48. all herdsmen are blind (for easy sheep rustling)
49. hanging, electric chair, firing squad, daytime television, and stampede of elephants are permitted ways of executing
50. not editing laws and muy_thaiguy has to test all methods of execution on himself
51. muy_thaiguy is not immoral, but moral things can harm him
52. ghosts have to attack MTG
53. Bellybuttons must eat penguins while they are dancing around a pole undressing themselves, eating apples, while swimming in a tank full of sharks that just came out of the ocean, which is very warm because the sun is so close, and the bellybuttons must live.
54. All ghosts, spirits, and such obey only muy_thaiguy's command
55.MTG must be blind folded and forced to suck old men's cocks
56. Everyone must participate in one weekly orgy
57. EVERYONE MUST TYPE IN CAPITALS
58. muy_thaiguy obeys only muy_thaiguy
59. Everyone must watch HUMAN GIANT atleast 5 times a day. If they have to order the seasons then so be it.
60. Masturbating shall become the new national sport
61. We must all hail autoload's change to the laws.
62. Dinars become the new global currency.
63. Everyone must play PAWN
64. If you hunt foxes with worms, Mr Blair gets to shout at you.
65. All Dinars are to have muy_thaiguy's portrait on them
66. We must all feed the trolls
67. Feed them cena-rules
68. Everyone must bring a dildo
69. Everyone must learn a martial art style (Eastern or Western or both)
70. Everyone must get jacked up on coffee so much that their eyes start twitching
71. We must make this thread with the longest pages ever.
72. Our goal is at LEAST 300 rules!
73. MTG needs to go suck a cock
74. dustn needs to stop subbing other CCers for his own personal fantasies...
75. misterman10 is the greatest
76. Only next to muy_thaiguy is mm the greatest
77. misterman10 is king
78. everyone must read the above rules carefully
79. misterman10 is supreme ruler
80. misterman10 shall be executed according to law
81. misterman10 gets lots of rules about him
82. Not always good for him though...
83. MTG must suck kyles eye-balls
84. MTG must shoot all of those that oppose him
85. sleeping is bitching
86. NO ONE can insult muy_thaiguy on this thread
87. everyone must be insulted daily by everyone else
88. Everyone over the age of 15 must have tax daily
89. everyone under the age of 15 must study techniques until they come of age
90. Poor flame writers will be dragged over cobbles by wild horses until they be dead. For real.
91. Dancing Mustard is allowed a daily portion of one 16 year old....he is also allowed to vary which sex the 16 year old is.
92. Scientology is the one true religion.
93. f*ck rule 92
94. In accordance with rule 92, Tom Cruise will replace the Pope.
95. Scientology will remain nothing more than an idea for a sci-fi novel
96. L. Ron Hubbard will strike down dustn64.
97. all rules numbered 100 and above shall be ignored
98. Humans will be replaced by a cross between computers and pond scum.
99. pond scum will now be the name for a clone of dustn64
100. Everyone in the entire world must be an active member of this site: Click Here
101. All kids must learn to speak, read and wright in Mando'a, except the members of Klingorn minority.
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Postby Norse on Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:50 pm

1. Everyone must like bananas
2. autoload is to be treated as a god
3.All people of the world over age 18 owe autoload a monthly tax of -1 dollar.
4. Anyone names fircoal must die
5. The French must participate in all wars
6. Fircoal can die by any cirsomestans. In otherwords, Fircoal is not immortal.
7. Everyone must worship autoload
8. Pikachu must be removed as a pokemon and replace the rainbow as the gay symbol.
9. All must aknowledge muy_thaiguy as supreme ruler of the world
10. All rules by Fircoal can not be obeyed.
11. Sportscenter must be watched at least once, if not multiple times, per day.
12. No one would be required to read at least one book by Neal Stephenson.
13. Incandenza must tell everyone who the hell Neal Stephenson is
14. autoload gets all the women
15. Everyone else needs autoload's approval for their rules
16. Failure to learn, comprehend, and find daily use for Granite's Functions is punishable by death.
17. Everything Pokemon or related to it must be destroyed
18. Everyone but Fircoal can make rules.
19. Fircoals rules are discarded, anybody can make laws
20. Fircoal's laws are to be ignored if they have to do with Pokemon
21. Ignorant people are to go through a forced education.
22. Everyone must donate 1% of their income to the Save the Penguins Foundation.
23. Everyone must have the following words tattooed on their foreskins: "The Bushwackers Fellate Mutant Rhinos"
24. Everyone must make cena-rules a sandwich once a week
25. Buying, or in any way associating with, a Furbie, is punishable by death and/or extreme torture.
26: Everyone must learn the logic of anubis by heart and recite it when another person of more authority then them says to.
27. The Logic of Anubis will now be included in all nation's National Anthems. Anyone who fails to learn it mentally, will learn it physically.
28. No one must hail cena-rules and Minister Masket every da or else br tortured by Chuck Norris
29. The hill must always belong to dustn64; my hill
30. No 1 must join my mafia game for one ultra mafia game
31. Someone must tell me how to play maleable games in a pm
32. you must go to this site: http://mikeburnfire.sitesled.com/mscumB.swf
33. Everyday shall be Saturday.
34. Hermione and Luna shall be in every pictures, whatever it is. And are MINERS.
35. You must give the ever so hot Hermione (Emma Watson) to Mo
36. If muy_thaiguy wishes for Herbal tea (Camomile), or any other hot drink, he has first dibs.
37.Hermione must suck anyones parents off if they lust for her
38. Especially for muy_thaiguy, whom she does lust after, along with all the other hot babes
39. This will be the final loo.
40. autoload can't make decisions
41. cena makes all the final decisions about wheat
42.dustn64 controls what ever cena does
43. Whatever muy_thaiguy says, grows.
44.dustn64 gets his prostate cut out
45. all those who oppose muy_thaiguy are sent to the headsmen's block to be executed
46. all herdsmen are kind and let everyone go before execution
47. but not before the ring leaders opposing muy_thaiguy are executed
48. all herdsmen are blind (for easy sheep rustling)
49. hanging, electric chair, firing squad, daytime television, and stampede of elephants are permitted ways of executing
50. not editing laws and muy_thaiguy has to test all methods of execution on himself
51. muy_thaiguy is not immoral, but moral things can harm him
52. ghosts have to attack MTG
53. Bellybuttons must eat penguins while they are dancing around a pole undressing themselves, eating apples, while swimming in a tank full of sharks that just came out of the ocean, which is very warm because the sun is so close, and the bellybuttons must live.
54. All ghosts, spirits, and such obey only muy_thaiguy's command
55.MTG must be blind folded and forced to suck old men's cocks
56. Everyone must participate in one weekly orgy
57. EVERYONE MUST TYPE IN CAPITALS
58. muy_thaiguy obeys only muy_thaiguy
59. Everyone must watch HUMAN GIANT atleast 5 times a day. If they have to order the seasons then so be it.
60. Masturbating shall become the new national sport
61. We must all hail autoload's change to the laws.
62. Dinars become the new global currency.
63. Everyone must play PAWN
64. If you hunt foxes with worms, Mr Blair gets to shout at you.
65. All Dinars are to have muy_thaiguy's portrait on them
66. We must all feed the trolls
67. Feed them cena-rules
68. Everyone must bring a dildo
69. Everyone must learn a martial art style (Eastern or Western or both)
70. Everyone must get jacked up on coffee so much that their eyes start twitching
71. We must make this thread with the longest pages ever.
72. Our goal is at LEAST 300 rules!
73. MTG needs to go suck a cock
74. dustn needs to stop subbing other CCers for his own personal fantasies...
75. misterman10 is the greatest
76. Only next to muy_thaiguy is mm the greatest
77. misterman10 is king
78. everyone must read the above rules carefully
79. misterman10 is supreme ruler
80. misterman10 shall be executed according to law
81. misterman10 gets lots of rules about him
82. Not always good for him though...
83. MTG must suck kyles eye-balls
84. MTG must shoot all of those that oppose him
85. sleeping is bitching
86. NO ONE can insult muy_thaiguy on this thread
87. everyone must be insulted daily by everyone else
88. Everyone over the age of 15 must have tax daily
89. everyone under the age of 15 must study techniques until they come of age
90. Poor flame writers will be dragged over cobbles by wild horses until they be dead. For real.
91. Dancing Mustard is allowed a daily portion of one 16 year old....he is also allowed to vary which sex the 16 year old is.
92. Scientology is the one true religion.
93. f*ck rule 92
94. In accordance with rule 92, Tom Cruise will replace the Pope.
95. Scientology will remain nothing more than an idea for a sci-fi novel
96. L. Ron Hubbard will strike down dustn64.
97. all rules numbered 100 and above shall be ignored
98. Humans will be replaced by a cross between computers and pond scum.
99. pond scum will now be the name for a clone of dustn64
100. Everyone in the entire world must be an active member of this site: Click Here
101. All kids must learn to speak, read and wright in Mando'a, except the members of Klingorn minority.
102. Norse may do as he pleases.
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Postby wicked on Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:11 pm

rule 69 was so wasted. :cry:
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Postby Daring Overlord5 on Tue Aug 07, 2007 5:23 pm

1. Everyone must like bananas
2. autoload is to be treated as a god
3.All people of the world over age 18 owe autoload a monthly tax of -1 dollar.
4. Anyone names fircoal must die
5. The French must participate in all wars
6. Fircoal can die by any cirsomestans. In otherwords, Fircoal is not immortal.
7. Everyone must worship autoload
8. Pikachu must be removed as a pokemon and replace the rainbow as the gay symbol.
9. All must aknowledge muy_thaiguy as supreme ruler of the world
10. All rules by Fircoal can not be obeyed.
11. Sportscenter must be watched at least once, if not multiple times, per day.
12. No one would be required to read at least one book by Neal Stephenson.
13. Incandenza must tell everyone who the hell Neal Stephenson is
14. autoload gets all the women
15. Everyone else needs autoload's approval for their rules
16. Failure to learn, comprehend, and find daily use for Granite's Functions is punishable by death.
17. Everything Pokemon or related to it must be destroyed
18. Everyone but Fircoal can make rules.
19. Fircoals rules are discarded, anybody can make laws
20. Fircoal's laws are to be ignored if they have to do with Pokemon
21. Ignorant people are to go through a forced education.
22. Everyone must donate 1% of their income to the Save the Penguins Foundation.
23. Everyone must have the following words tattooed on their foreskins: "The Bushwackers Fellate Mutant Rhinos"
24. Everyone must make cena-rules a sandwich once a week
25. Buying, or in any way associating with, a Furbie, is punishable by death and/or extreme torture.
26: Everyone must learn the logic of anubis by heart and recite it when another person of more authority then them says to.
27. The Logic of Anubis will now be included in all nation's National Anthems. Anyone who fails to learn it mentally, will learn it physically.
28. No one must hail cena-rules and Minister Masket every da or else br tortured by Chuck Norris
29. The hill must always belong to dustn64; my hill
30. No 1 must join my mafia game for one ultra mafia game
31. Someone must tell me how to play maleable games in a pm
32. you must go to this site: http://mikeburnfire.sitesled.com/mscumB.swf
33. Everyday shall be Saturday.
34. Hermione and Luna shall be in every pictures, whatever it is. And are MINERS.
35. You must give the ever so hot Hermione (Emma Watson) to Mo
36. If muy_thaiguy wishes for Herbal tea (Camomile), or any other hot drink, he has first dibs.
37.Hermione must suck anyones parents off if they lust for her
38. Especially for muy_thaiguy, whom she does lust after, along with all the other hot babes
39. This will be the final loo.
40. autoload can't make decisions
41. cena makes all the final decisions about wheat
42.dustn64 controls what ever cena does
43. Whatever muy_thaiguy says, grows.
44.dustn64 gets his prostate cut out
45. all those who oppose muy_thaiguy are sent to the headsmen's block to be executed
46. all herdsmen are kind and let everyone go before execution
47. but not before the ring leaders opposing muy_thaiguy are executed
48. all herdsmen are blind (for easy sheep rustling)
49. hanging, electric chair, firing squad, daytime television, and stampede of elephants are permitted ways of executing
50. not editing laws and muy_thaiguy has to test all methods of execution on himself
51. muy_thaiguy is not immoral, but moral things can harm him
52. ghosts have to attack MTG
53. Bellybuttons must eat penguins while they are dancing around a pole undressing themselves, eating apples, while swimming in a tank full of sharks that just came out of the ocean, which is very warm because the sun is so close, and the bellybuttons must live.
54. All ghosts, spirits, and such obey only muy_thaiguy's command
55.MTG must be blind folded and forced to suck old men's cocks
56. Everyone must participate in one weekly orgy
57. EVERYONE MUST TYPE IN CAPITALS
58. muy_thaiguy obeys only muy_thaiguy
59. Everyone must watch HUMAN GIANT atleast 5 times a day. If they have to order the seasons then so be it.
60. Masturbating shall become the new national sport
61. We must all hail autoload's change to the laws.
62. Dinars become the new global currency.
63. Everyone must play PAWN
64. If you hunt foxes with worms, Mr Blair gets to shout at you.
65. All Dinars are to have muy_thaiguy's portrait on them
66. We must all feed the trolls
67. Feed them cena-rules
68. Everyone must bring a dildo
69. Everyone must learn a martial art style (Eastern or Western or both)
70. Everyone must get jacked up on coffee so much that their eyes start twitching
71. We must make this thread with the longest pages ever.
72. Our goal is at LEAST 300 rules!
73. MTG needs to go suck a cock
74. dustn needs to stop subbing other CCers for his own personal fantasies...
75. misterman10 is the greatest
76. Only next to muy_thaiguy is mm the greatest
77. misterman10 is king
78. everyone must read the above rules carefully
79. misterman10 is supreme ruler
80. misterman10 shall be executed according to law
81. misterman10 gets lots of rules about him
82. Not always good for him though...
83. MTG must suck kyles eye-balls
84. MTG must shoot all of those that oppose him
85. sleeping is bitching
86. NO ONE can insult muy_thaiguy on this thread
87. everyone must be insulted daily by everyone else
88. Everyone over the age of 15 must have tax daily
89. everyone under the age of 15 must study techniques until they come of age
90. Poor flame writers will be dragged over cobbles by wild horses until they be dead. For real.
91. Dancing Mustard is allowed a daily portion of one 16 year old....he is also allowed to vary which sex the 16 year old is.
92. Scientology is the one true religion.
93. f*ck rule 92
94. In accordance with rule 92, Tom Cruise will replace the Pope.
95. Scientology will remain nothing more than an idea for a sci-fi novel
96. L. Ron Hubbard will strike down dustn64.
97. all rules numbered 100 and above shall be ignored
98. Humans will be replaced by a cross between computers and pond scum.
99. pond scum will now be the name for a clone of dustn64
100. Everyone in the entire world must be an active member of this site: Click Here
101. All kids must learn to speak, read and wright in Mando'a, except the members of Klingorn minority.
102. Norse may do as he pleases.
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103. Rule 69 must be replaced with a "better" rule
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Tue Aug 07, 2007 5:44 pm

1. Everyone must like bananas
2. autoload is to be treated as a god
3.All people of the world over age 18 owe autoload a monthly tax of -1 dollar.
4. Anyone names fircoal must die
5. The French must participate in all wars
6. Fircoal can die by any cirsomestans. In otherwords, Fircoal is not immortal.
7. Everyone must worship autoload
8. Pikachu must be removed as a pokemon and replace the rainbow as the gay symbol.
9. All must aknowledge muy_thaiguy as supreme ruler of the world
10. All rules by Fircoal can not be obeyed.
11. Sportscenter must be watched at least once, if not multiple times, per day.
12. No one would be required to read at least one book by Neal Stephenson.
13. Incandenza must tell everyone who the hell Neal Stephenson is
14. autoload gets all the women
15. Everyone else needs autoload's approval for their rules
16. Failure to learn, comprehend, and find daily use for Granite's Functions is punishable by death.
17. Everything Pokemon or related to it must be destroyed
18. Everyone but Fircoal can make rules.
19. Fircoals rules are discarded, anybody can make laws
20. Fircoal's laws are to be ignored if they have to do with Pokemon
21. Ignorant people are to go through a forced education.
22. Everyone must donate 1% of their income to the Save the Penguins Foundation.
23. Everyone must have the following words tattooed on their foreskins: "The Bushwackers Fellate Mutant Rhinos"
24. Everyone must make cena-rules a sandwich once a week
25. Buying, or in any way associating with, a Furbie, is punishable by death and/or extreme torture.
26: Everyone must learn the logic of anubis by heart and recite it when another person of more authority then them says to.
27. The Logic of Anubis will now be included in all nation's National Anthems. Anyone who fails to learn it mentally, will learn it physically.
28. No one must hail cena-rules and Minister Masket every da or else br tortured by Chuck Norris
29. The hill must always belong to dustn64; my hill
30. No 1 must join my mafia game for one ultra mafia game
31. Someone must tell me how to play maleable games in a pm
32. you must go to this site: http://mikeburnfire.sitesled.com/mscumB.swf
33. Everyday shall be Saturday.
34. Hermione and Luna shall be in every pictures, whatever it is. And are MINERS.
35. You must give the ever so hot Hermione (Emma Watson) to Mo
36. If muy_thaiguy wishes for Herbal tea (Camomile), or any other hot drink, he has first dibs.
37.Hermione must suck anyones parents off if they lust for her
38. Especially for muy_thaiguy, whom she does lust after, along with all the other hot babes
39. This will be the final loo.
40. autoload can't make decisions
41. cena makes all the final decisions about wheat
42.dustn64 controls what ever cena does
43. Whatever muy_thaiguy says, grows.
44.dustn64 gets his prostate cut out
45. all those who oppose muy_thaiguy are sent to the headsmen's block to be executed
46. all herdsmen are kind and let everyone go before execution
47. but not before the ring leaders opposing muy_thaiguy are executed
48. all herdsmen are blind (for easy sheep rustling)
49. hanging, electric chair, firing squad, daytime television, and stampede of elephants are permitted ways of executing
50. not editing laws and muy_thaiguy has to test all methods of execution on himself
51. muy_thaiguy is not immoral, but moral things can harm him
52. ghosts have to attack MTG
53. Bellybuttons must eat penguins while they are dancing around a pole undressing themselves, eating apples, while swimming in a tank full of sharks that just came out of the ocean, which is very warm because the sun is so close, and the bellybuttons must live.
54. All ghosts, spirits, and such obey only muy_thaiguy's command
55.MTG must be blind folded and forced to suck old men's cocks
56. Everyone must participate in one weekly orgy
57. EVERYONE MUST TYPE IN CAPITALS
58. muy_thaiguy obeys only muy_thaiguy
59. Everyone must watch HUMAN GIANT atleast 5 times a day. If they have to order the seasons then so be it.
60. Masturbating shall become the new national sport
61. We must all hail autoload's change to the laws.
62. Dinars become the new global currency.
63. Everyone must play PAWN
64. If you hunt foxes with worms, Mr Blair gets to shout at you.
65. All Dinars are to have muy_thaiguy's portrait on them
66. We must all feed the trolls
67. Feed them cena-rules
68. Everyone must bring a dildo
69. All remakes of classic movies are to be destroyed(New one)
70. Everyone must get jacked up on coffee so much that their eyes start twitching
71. We must make this thread with the longest pages ever.
72. Our goal is at LEAST 300 rules!
73. MTG needs to go suck a cock
74. dustn needs to stop subbing other CCers for his own personal fantasies...
75. misterman10 is the greatest
76. Only next to muy_thaiguy is mm the greatest
77. misterman10 is king
78. everyone must read the above rules carefully
79. misterman10 is supreme ruler
80. misterman10 shall be executed according to law
81. misterman10 gets lots of rules about him
82. Not always good for him though...
83. MTG must suck kyles eye-balls
84. MTG must shoot all of those that oppose him
85. sleeping is bitching
86. NO ONE can insult muy_thaiguy on this thread
87. everyone must be insulted daily by everyone else
88. Everyone over the age of 15 must have tax daily
89. everyone under the age of 15 must study techniques until they come of age
90. Poor flame writers will be dragged over cobbles by wild horses until they be dead. For real.
91. Dancing Mustard is allowed a daily portion of one 16 year old....he is also allowed to vary which sex the 16 year old is.
92. Scientology is the one true religion.
93. f*ck rule 92
94. In accordance with rule 92, Tom Cruise will replace the Pope.
95. Scientology will remain nothing more than an idea for a sci-fi novel
96. L. Ron Hubbard will strike down dustn64.
97. all rules numbered 100 and above shall be ignored
98. Humans will be replaced by a cross between computers and pond scum.
99. pond scum will now be the name for a clone of dustn64
100. Everyone in the entire world must be an active member of this site: Click Here
101. All kids must learn to speak, read and wright in Mando'a, except the members of Klingorn minority.
102. Norse may do as he pleases.
103. Rule 69 must be replaced with a "better" rule
103a. New rule 69, All remakes of classic movies are to be destroyed
"Eh, whatever."
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Postby dustn64 on Wed Aug 08, 2007 1:10 pm

1. Everyone must like bananas
2. autoload is to be treated as a god
3.All people of the world over age 18 owe autoload a monthly tax of -1 dollar.
4. Anyone names fircoal must die
5. The French must participate in all wars
6. Fircoal can die by any cirsomestans. In otherwords, Fircoal is not immortal.
7. Everyone must worship autoload
8. Pikachu must be removed as a pokemon and replace the rainbow as the gay symbol.
9. All must aknowledge muy_thaiguy as supreme ruler of the world
10. All rules by Fircoal can not be obeyed.
11. Sportscenter must be watched at least once, if not multiple times, per day.
12. No one would be required to read at least one book by Neal Stephenson.
13. Incandenza must tell everyone who the hell Neal Stephenson is
14. autoload gets all the women
15. Everyone else needs autoload's approval for their rules
16. Failure to learn, comprehend, and find daily use for Granite's Functions is punishable by death.
17. Everything Pokemon or related to it must be destroyed
18. Everyone but Fircoal can make rules.
19. Fircoals rules are discarded, anybody can make laws
20. Fircoal's laws are to be ignored if they have to do with Pokemon
21. Ignorant people are to go through a forced education.
22. Everyone must donate 1% of their income to the Save the Penguins Foundation.
23. Everyone must have the following words tattooed on their foreskins: "The Bushwackers Fellate Mutant Rhinos"
24. Everyone must make cena-rules a sandwich once a week
25. Buying, or in any way associating with, a Furbie, is punishable by death and/or extreme torture.
26: Everyone must learn the logic of anubis by heart and recite it when another person of more authority then them says to.
27. The Logic of Anubis will now be included in all nation's National Anthems. Anyone who fails to learn it mentally, will learn it physically.
28. No one must hail cena-rules and Minister Masket every da or else br tortured by Chuck Norris
29. The hill must always belong to dustn64; my hill
30. No 1 must join my mafia game for one ultra mafia game
31. Someone must tell me how to play maleable games in a pm
32. you must go to this site: http://mikeburnfire.sitesled.com/mscumB.swf
33. Everyday shall be Saturday.
34. Hermione and Luna shall be in every pictures, whatever it is. And are MINERS.
35. You must give the ever so hot Hermione (Emma Watson) to Mo
36. If muy_thaiguy wishes for Herbal tea (Camomile), or any other hot drink, he has first dibs.
37.Hermione must suck anyones parents off if they lust for her
38. Especially for muy_thaiguy, whom she does lust after, along with all the other hot babes
39. This will be the final loo.
40. autoload can't make decisions
41. cena makes all the final decisions about wheat
42.dustn64 controls what ever cena does
43. Whatever muy_thaiguy says, grows.
44.dustn64 gets his prostate cut out
45. all those who oppose muy_thaiguy are sent to the headsmen's block to be executed
46. all herdsmen are kind and let everyone go before execution
47. but not before the ring leaders opposing muy_thaiguy are executed
48. all herdsmen are blind (for easy sheep rustling)
49. hanging, electric chair, firing squad, daytime television, and stampede of elephants are permitted ways of executing
50. not editing laws and muy_thaiguy has to test all methods of execution on himself
51. muy_thaiguy is not immoral, but moral things can harm him
52. ghosts have to attack MTG
53. Bellybuttons must eat penguins while they are dancing around a pole undressing themselves, eating apples, while swimming in a tank full of sharks that just came out of the ocean, which is very warm because the sun is so close, and the bellybuttons must live.
54. All ghosts, spirits, and such obey only muy_thaiguy's command
55.MTG must be blind folded and forced to suck old men's cocks
56. Everyone must participate in one weekly orgy
57. EVERYONE MUST TYPE IN CAPITALS
58. muy_thaiguy obeys only muy_thaiguy
59. Everyone must watch HUMAN GIANT atleast 5 times a day. If they have to order the seasons then so be it.
60. Masturbating shall become the new national sport
61. We must all hail autoload's change to the laws.
62. Dinars become the new global currency.
63. Everyone must play PAWN
64. If you hunt foxes with worms, Mr Blair gets to shout at you.
65. All Dinars are to have muy_thaiguy's portrait on them
66. We must all feed the trolls
67. Feed them cena-rules
68. Everyone must bring a dildo
69. All remakes of classic movies are to be destroyed(New one)
70. Everyone must get jacked up on coffee so much that their eyes start twitching
71. We must make this thread with the longest pages ever.
72. Our goal is at LEAST 300 rules!
73. MTG needs to go suck a cock
74. dustn needs to stop subbing other CCers for his own personal fantasies...
75. misterman10 is the greatest
76. Only next to muy_thaiguy is mm the greatest
77. misterman10 is king
78. everyone must read the above rules carefully
79. misterman10 is supreme ruler
80. misterman10 shall be executed according to law
81. misterman10 gets lots of rules about him
82. Not always good for him though...
83. MTG must suck kyles eye-balls
84. MTG must shoot all of those that oppose him
85. sleeping is bitching
86. NO ONE can insult muy_thaiguy on this thread
87. everyone must be insulted daily by everyone else
88. Everyone over the age of 15 must have tax daily
89. everyone under the age of 15 must study techniques until they come of age
90. Poor flame writers will be dragged over cobbles by wild horses until they be dead. For real.
91. Dancing Mustard is allowed a daily portion of one 16 year old....he is also allowed to vary which sex the 16 year old is.
92. Scientology is the one true religion.
93. f*ck rule 92
94. In accordance with rule 92, Tom Cruise will replace the Pope.
95. Scientology will remain nothing more than an idea for a sci-fi novel
96. L. Ron Hubbard will strike down dustn64.
97. all rules numbered 100 and above shall be ignored
98. Humans will be replaced by a cross between computers and pond scum.
99. pond scum will now be the name for a clone of dustn64
100. Everyone in the entire world must be an active member of this site: Click Here
101. All kids must learn to speak, read and wright in Mando'a, except the members of Klingorn minority.
102. Norse may do as he pleases.
103. Rule 69 must be replaced with a "better" rule
103a. New rule 69, All remakes of classic movies are to be destroyed
104. this thread will never die
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Aug 08, 2007 2:25 pm

1. Everyone must like bananas
2. autoload is to be treated as a god
3.All people of the world over age 18 owe autoload a monthly tax of -1 dollar.
4. Anyone names fircoal must die
5. The French must participate in all wars
6. Fircoal can die by any cirsomestans. In otherwords, Fircoal is not immortal.
7. Everyone must worship autoload
8. Pikachu must be removed as a pokemon and replace the rainbow as the gay symbol.
9. All must aknowledge muy_thaiguy as supreme ruler of the world
10. All rules by Fircoal can not be obeyed.
11. Sportscenter must be watched at least once, if not multiple times, per day.
12. No one would be required to read at least one book by Neal Stephenson.
13. Incandenza must tell everyone who the hell Neal Stephenson is
14. autoload gets all the women
15. Everyone else needs autoload's approval for their rules
16. Failure to learn, comprehend, and find daily use for Granite's Functions is punishable by death.
17. Everything Pokemon or related to it must be destroyed
18. Everyone but Fircoal can make rules.
19. Fircoals rules are discarded, anybody can make laws
20. Fircoal's laws are to be ignored if they have to do with Pokemon
21. Ignorant people are to go through a forced education.
22. Everyone must donate 1% of their income to the Save the Penguins Foundation.
23. Everyone must have the following words tattooed on their foreskins: "The Bushwackers Fellate Mutant Rhinos"
24. Everyone must make cena-rules a sandwich once a week
25. Buying, or in any way associating with, a Furbie, is punishable by death and/or extreme torture.
26: Everyone must learn the logic of anubis by heart and recite it when another person of more authority then them says to.
27. The Logic of Anubis will now be included in all nation's National Anthems. Anyone who fails to learn it mentally, will learn it physically.
28. No one must hail cena-rules and Minister Masket every da or else br tortured by Chuck Norris
29. The hill must always belong to dustn64; my hill
30. No 1 must join my mafia game for one ultra mafia game
31. Someone must tell me how to play maleable games in a pm
32. you must go to this site: http://mikeburnfire.sitesled.com/mscumB.swf
33. Everyday shall be Saturday.
34. Hermione and Luna shall be in every pictures, whatever it is. And are MINERS.
35. You must give the ever so hot Hermione (Emma Watson) to Mo
36. If muy_thaiguy wishes for Herbal tea (Camomile), or any other hot drink, he has first dibs.
37.Hermione must suck anyones parents off if they lust for her
38. Especially for muy_thaiguy, whom she does lust after, along with all the other hot babes
39. This will be the final loo.
40. autoload can't make decisions
41. cena makes all the final decisions about wheat
42.dustn64 controls what ever cena does
43. Whatever muy_thaiguy says, grows.
44.dustn64 gets his prostate cut out
45. all those who oppose muy_thaiguy are sent to the headsmen's block to be executed
46. all herdsmen are kind and let everyone go before execution
47. but not before the ring leaders opposing muy_thaiguy are executed
48. all herdsmen are blind (for easy sheep rustling)
49. hanging, electric chair, firing squad, daytime television, and stampede of elephants are permitted ways of executing
50. not editing laws and muy_thaiguy has to test all methods of execution on himself
51. muy_thaiguy is not immoral, but moral things can harm him
52. ghosts have to attack MTG
53. Bellybuttons must eat penguins while they are dancing around a pole undressing themselves, eating apples, while swimming in a tank full of sharks that just came out of the ocean, which is very warm because the sun is so close, and the bellybuttons must live.
54. All ghosts, spirits, and such obey only muy_thaiguy's command
55.MTG must be blind folded and forced to suck old men's cocks
56. Everyone must participate in one weekly orgy
57. EVERYONE MUST TYPE IN CAPITALS
58. muy_thaiguy obeys only muy_thaiguy
59. Everyone must watch HUMAN GIANT atleast 5 times a day. If they have to order the seasons then so be it.
60. Masturbating shall become the new national sport
61. We must all hail autoload's change to the laws.
62. Dinars become the new global currency.
63. Everyone must play PAWN
64. If you hunt foxes with worms, Mr Blair gets to shout at you.
65. All Dinars are to have muy_thaiguy's portrait on them
66. We must all feed the trolls
67. Feed them cena-rules
68. Everyone must bring a dildo
69. All remakes of classic movies are to be destroyed(New one)
70. Everyone must get jacked up on coffee so much that their eyes start twitching
71. We must make this thread with the longest pages ever.
72. Our goal is at LEAST 300 rules!
73. MTG needs to go suck a cock
74. dustn needs to stop subbing other CCers for his own personal fantasies...
75. misterman10 is the greatest
76. Only next to muy_thaiguy is mm the greatest
77. misterman10 is king
78. everyone must read the above rules carefully
79. misterman10 is supreme ruler
80. misterman10 shall be executed according to law
81. misterman10 gets lots of rules about him
82. Not always good for him though...
83. MTG must suck kyles eye-balls
84. MTG must shoot all of those that oppose him
85. sleeping is bitching
86. NO ONE can insult muy_thaiguy on this thread
87. everyone must be insulted daily by everyone else
88. Everyone over the age of 15 must have tax daily
89. everyone under the age of 15 must study techniques until they come of age
90. Poor flame writers will be dragged over cobbles by wild horses until they be dead. For real.
91. Dancing Mustard is allowed a daily portion of one 16 year old....he is also allowed to vary which sex the 16 year old is.
92. Scientology is the one true religion.
93. f*ck rule 92
94. In accordance with rule 92, Tom Cruise will replace the Pope.
95. Scientology will remain nothing more than an idea for a sci-fi novel
96. L. Ron Hubbard will strike down dustn64.
97. all rules numbered 100 and above shall be ignored
98. Humans will be replaced by a cross between computers and pond scum.
99. pond scum will now be the name for a clone of dustn64
100. Everyone in the entire world must be an active member of this site: Click Here
101. All kids must learn to speak, read and wright in Mando'a, except the members of Klingorn minority.
102. Norse may do as he pleases.
103. Rule 69 must be replaced with a "better" rule
103a. New rule 69, All remakes of classic movies are to be destroyed
104. this thread will never die
105. Don't kick your own ass
"Eh, whatever."
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What, you expected something deep or flashy?
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Postby Syzygy on Wed Aug 08, 2007 4:10 pm

1. Everyone must like bananas
2. autoload is to be treated as a god
3.All people of the world over age 18 owe autoload a monthly tax of -1 dollar.
4. Anyone names fircoal must die
5. The French must participate in all wars
6. Fircoal can die by any cirsomestans. In otherwords, Fircoal is not immortal.
7. Everyone must worship autoload
8. Pikachu must be removed as a pokemon and replace the rainbow as the gay symbol.
9. All must aknowledge muy_thaiguy as supreme ruler of the world
10. All rules by Fircoal can not be obeyed.
11. Sportscenter must be watched at least once, if not multiple times, per day.
12. No one would be required to read at least one book by Neal Stephenson.
13. Incandenza must tell everyone who the hell Neal Stephenson is
14. autoload gets all the women
15. Everyone else needs autoload's approval for their rules
16. Failure to learn, comprehend, and find daily use for Granite's Functions is punishable by death.
17. Everything Pokemon or related to it must be destroyed
18. Everyone but Fircoal can make rules.
19. Fircoals rules are discarded, anybody can make laws
20. Fircoal's laws are to be ignored if they have to do with Pokemon
21. Ignorant people are to go through a forced education.
22. Everyone must donate 1% of their income to the Save the Penguins Foundation.
23. Everyone must have the following words tattooed on their foreskins: "The Bushwackers Fellate Mutant Rhinos"
24. Everyone must make cena-rules a sandwich once a week
25. Buying, or in any way associating with, a Furbie, is punishable by death and/or extreme torture.
26: Everyone must learn the logic of anubis by heart and recite it when another person of more authority then them says to.
27. The Logic of Anubis will now be included in all nation's National Anthems. Anyone who fails to learn it mentally, will learn it physically.
28. No one must hail cena-rules and Minister Masket every da or else br tortured by Chuck Norris
29. The hill must always belong to dustn64; my hill
30. No 1 must join my mafia game for one ultra mafia game
31. Someone must tell me how to play maleable games in a pm
32. you must go to this site: http://mikeburnfire.sitesled.com/mscumB.swf
33. Everyday shall be Saturday.
34. Hermione and Luna shall be in every pictures, whatever it is. And are MINERS.
35. You must give the ever so hot Hermione (Emma Watson) to Mo
36. If muy_thaiguy wishes for Herbal tea (Camomile), or any other hot drink, he has first dibs.
37.Hermione must suck anyones parents off if they lust for her
38. Especially for muy_thaiguy, whom she does lust after, along with all the other hot babes
39. This will be the final loo.
40. autoload can't make decisions
41. cena makes all the final decisions about wheat
42.dustn64 controls what ever cena does
43. Whatever muy_thaiguy says, grows.
44.dustn64 gets his prostate cut out
45. all those who oppose muy_thaiguy are sent to the headsmen's block to be executed
46. all herdsmen are kind and let everyone go before execution
47. but not before the ring leaders opposing muy_thaiguy are executed
48. all herdsmen are blind (for easy sheep rustling)
49. hanging, electric chair, firing squad, daytime television, and stampede of elephants are permitted ways of executing
50. not editing laws and muy_thaiguy has to test all methods of execution on himself
51. muy_thaiguy is not immoral, but moral things can harm him
52. ghosts have to attack MTG
53. Bellybuttons must eat penguins while they are dancing around a pole undressing themselves, eating apples, while swimming in a tank full of sharks that just came out of the ocean, which is very warm because the sun is so close, and the bellybuttons must live.
54. All ghosts, spirits, and such obey only muy_thaiguy's command
55.MTG must be blind folded and forced to suck old men's cocks
56. Everyone must participate in one weekly orgy
57. EVERYONE MUST TYPE IN CAPITALS
58. muy_thaiguy obeys only muy_thaiguy
59. Everyone must watch HUMAN GIANT atleast 5 times a day. If they have to order the seasons then so be it.
60. Masturbating shall become the new national sport
61. We must all hail autoload's change to the laws.
62. Dinars become the new global currency.
63. Everyone must play PAWN
64. If you hunt foxes with worms, Mr Blair gets to shout at you.
65. All Dinars are to have muy_thaiguy's portrait on them
66. We must all feed the trolls
67. Feed them cena-rules
68. Everyone must bring a dildo
69. All remakes of classic movies are to be destroyed(New one)
70. Everyone must get jacked up on coffee so much that their eyes start twitching
71. We must make this thread with the longest pages ever.
72. Our goal is at LEAST 300 rules!
73. MTG needs to go suck a cock
74. dustn needs to stop subbing other CCers for his own personal fantasies...
75. misterman10 is the greatest
76. Only next to muy_thaiguy is mm the greatest
77. misterman10 is king
78. everyone must read the above rules carefully
79. misterman10 is supreme ruler
80. misterman10 shall be executed according to law
81. misterman10 gets lots of rules about him
82. Not always good for him though...
83. MTG must suck kyles eye-balls
84. MTG must shoot all of those that oppose him
85. sleeping is bitching
86. NO ONE can insult muy_thaiguy on this thread
87. everyone must be insulted daily by everyone else
88. Everyone over the age of 15 must have tax daily
89. everyone under the age of 15 must study techniques until they come of age
90. Poor flame writers will be dragged over cobbles by wild horses until they be dead. For real.
91. Dancing Mustard is allowed a daily portion of one 16 year old....he is also allowed to vary which sex the 16 year old is.
92. Scientology is the one true religion.
93. f*ck rule 92
94. In accordance with rule 92, Tom Cruise will replace the Pope.
95. Scientology will remain nothing more than an idea for a sci-fi novel
96. L. Ron Hubbard will strike down dustn64.
97. all rules numbered 100 and above shall be ignored
98. Humans will be replaced by a cross between computers and pond scum.
99. pond scum will now be the name for a clone of dustn64
100. Everyone in the entire world must be an active member of this site: Click Here
101. All kids must learn to speak, read and wright in Mando'a, except the members of Klingorn minority.
102. Norse may do as he pleases.
103. Rule 69 must be replaced with a "better" rule
103a. New rule 69, All remakes of classic movies are to be destroyed
104. this thread will never die
105. Don't kick your own ass
106. And never lick it either.
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Postby Gold Knight on Wed Aug 08, 2007 4:14 pm

1. Everyone must like bananas
2. autoload is to be treated as a god
3.All people of the world over age 18 owe autoload a monthly tax of -1 dollar.
4. Anyone names fircoal must die
5. The French must participate in all wars
6. Fircoal can die by any cirsomestans. In otherwords, Fircoal is not immortal.
7. Everyone must worship autoload
8. Pikachu must be removed as a pokemon and replace the rainbow as the gay symbol.
9. All must aknowledge muy_thaiguy as supreme ruler of the world
10. All rules by Fircoal can not be obeyed.
11. Sportscenter must be watched at least once, if not multiple times, per day.
12. No one would be required to read at least one book by Neal Stephenson.
13. Incandenza must tell everyone who the hell Neal Stephenson is
14. autoload gets all the women
15. Everyone else needs autoload's approval for their rules
16. Failure to learn, comprehend, and find daily use for Granite's Functions is punishable by death.
17. Everything Pokemon or related to it must be destroyed
18. Everyone but Fircoal can make rules.
19. Fircoals rules are discarded, anybody can make laws
20. Fircoal's laws are to be ignored if they have to do with Pokemon
21. Ignorant people are to go through a forced education.
22. Everyone must donate 1% of their income to the Save the Penguins Foundation.
23. Everyone must have the following words tattooed on their foreskins: "The Bushwackers Fellate Mutant Rhinos"
24. Everyone must make cena-rules a sandwich once a week
25. Buying, or in any way associating with, a Furbie, is punishable by death and/or extreme torture.
26: Everyone must learn the logic of anubis by heart and recite it when another person of more authority then them says to.
27. The Logic of Anubis will now be included in all nation's National Anthems. Anyone who fails to learn it mentally, will learn it physically.
28. No one must hail cena-rules and Minister Masket every da or else br tortured by Chuck Norris
29. The hill must always belong to dustn64; my hill
30. No 1 must join my mafia game for one ultra mafia game
31. Someone must tell me how to play maleable games in a pm
32. you must go to this site: http://mikeburnfire.sitesled.com/mscumB.swf
33. Everyday shall be Saturday.
34. Hermione and Luna shall be in every pictures, whatever it is. And are MINERS.
35. You must give the ever so hot Hermione (Emma Watson) to Mo
36. If muy_thaiguy wishes for Herbal tea (Camomile), or any other hot drink, he has first dibs.
37.Hermione must suck anyones parents off if they lust for her
38. Especially for muy_thaiguy, whom she does lust after, along with all the other hot babes
39. This will be the final loo.
40. autoload can't make decisions
41. cena makes all the final decisions about wheat
42.dustn64 controls what ever cena does
43. Whatever muy_thaiguy says, grows.
44.dustn64 gets his prostate cut out
45. all those who oppose muy_thaiguy are sent to the headsmen's block to be executed
46. all herdsmen are kind and let everyone go before execution
47. but not before the ring leaders opposing muy_thaiguy are executed
48. all herdsmen are blind (for easy sheep rustling)
49. hanging, electric chair, firing squad, daytime television, and stampede of elephants are permitted ways of executing
50. not editing laws and muy_thaiguy has to test all methods of execution on himself
51. muy_thaiguy is not immoral, but moral things can harm him
52. ghosts have to attack MTG
53. Bellybuttons must eat penguins while they are dancing around a pole undressing themselves, eating apples, while swimming in a tank full of sharks that just came out of the ocean, which is very warm because the sun is so close, and the bellybuttons must live.
54. All ghosts, spirits, and such obey only muy_thaiguy's command
55.MTG must be blind folded and forced to suck old men's cocks
56. Everyone must participate in one weekly orgy
57. EVERYONE MUST TYPE IN CAPITALS
58. muy_thaiguy obeys only muy_thaiguy
59. Everyone must watch HUMAN GIANT atleast 5 times a day. If they have to order the seasons then so be it.
60. Masturbating shall become the new national sport
61. We must all hail autoload's change to the laws.
62. Dinars become the new global currency.
63. Everyone must play PAWN
64. If you hunt foxes with worms, Mr Blair gets to shout at you.
65. All Dinars are to have muy_thaiguy's portrait on them
66. We must all feed the trolls
67. Feed them cena-rules
68. Everyone must bring a dildo
69. All remakes of classic movies are to be destroyed(New one)
70. Everyone must get jacked up on coffee so much that their eyes start twitching
71. We must make this thread with the longest pages ever.
72. Our goal is at LEAST 300 rules!
73. MTG needs to go suck a cock
74. dustn needs to stop subbing other CCers for his own personal fantasies...
75. misterman10 is the greatest
76. Only next to muy_thaiguy is mm the greatest
77. misterman10 is king
78. everyone must read the above rules carefully
79. misterman10 is supreme ruler
80. misterman10 shall be executed according to law
81. misterman10 gets lots of rules about him
82. Not always good for him though...
83. MTG must suck kyles eye-balls
84. MTG must shoot all of those that oppose him
85. sleeping is bitching
86. NO ONE can insult muy_thaiguy on this thread
87. everyone must be insulted daily by everyone else
88. Everyone over the age of 15 must have tax daily
89. everyone under the age of 15 must study techniques until they come of age
90. Poor flame writers will be dragged over cobbles by wild horses until they be dead. For real.
91. Dancing Mustard is allowed a daily portion of one 16 year old....he is also allowed to vary which sex the 16 year old is.
92. Scientology is the one true religion.
93. f*ck rule 92
94. In accordance with rule 92, Tom Cruise will replace the Pope.
95. Scientology will remain nothing more than an idea for a sci-fi novel
96. L. Ron Hubbard will strike down dustn64.
97. all rules numbered 100 and above shall be ignored
98. Humans will be replaced by a cross between computers and pond scum.
99. pond scum will now be the name for a clone of dustn64
100. Everyone in the entire world must be an active member of this site: Click Here
101. All kids must learn to speak, read and wright in Mando'a, except the members of Klingorn minority.
102. Norse may do as he pleases.
103. Rule 69 must be replaced with a "better" rule
103a. New rule 69, All remakes of classic movies are to be destroyed
104. this thread will never die
105. Don't kick your own ass
106. And never lick it either.
107. Rule 106 can be discarded in certain intimate circumstances.
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Postby derfderf34 on Wed Aug 08, 2007 4:15 pm

1. Everyone must like bananas
2. pikachu is to be treated as a god <-autoload cheated here
3.All people of the world over age 18 owe autoload a monthly tax of -1 dollar.
4. Anyone names fircoal must die
5. The French must participate in all wars
6. Fircoal can die by any cirsomestans. In otherwords, Fircoal is not immortal.
7. Everyone must worship autoload
8. Pikachu must be removed as a pokemon and replace the rainbow as the gay symbol.
9. All must aknowledge muy_thaiguy as supreme ruler of the world
10. All rules by Fircoal can not be obeyed.
11. Sportscenter must be watched at least once, if not multiple times, per day.
12. No one would be required to read at least one book by Neal Stephenson.
13. Incandenza must tell everyone who the hell Neal Stephenson is
14. autoload gets all the women
15. Everyone else needs autoload's approval for their rules
16. Failure to learn, comprehend, and find daily use for Granite's Functions is punishable by death.
17. Everything Pokemon or related to it must be destroyed
18. Everyone but Fircoal can make rules.
19. Fircoals rules are discarded, anybody can make laws
20. Fircoal's laws are to be ignored if they have to do with Pokemon
21. Ignorant people are to go through a forced education.
22. Everyone must donate 1% of their income to the Save the Penguins Foundation.
23. Everyone must have the following words tattooed on their foreskins: "The Bushwackers Fellate Mutant Rhinos"
24. Everyone must make cena-rules a sandwich once a week
25. Buying, or in any way associating with, a Furbie, is punishable by death and/or extreme torture.
26: Everyone must learn the logic of anubis by heart and recite it when another person of more authority then them says to.
27. The Logic of Anubis will now be included in all nation's National Anthems. Anyone who fails to learn it mentally, will learn it physically.
28. No one must hail cena-rules and Minister Masket every da or else br tortured by Chuck Norris
29. The hill must always belong to dustn64; my hill
30. No 1 must join my mafia game for one ultra mafia game
31. Someone must tell me how to play maleable games in a pm
32. you must go to this site: http://mikeburnfire.sitesled.com/mscumB.swf
33. Everyday shall be Saturday.
34. Hermione and Luna shall be in every pictures, whatever it is. And are MINERS.
35. You must give the ever so hot Hermione (Emma Watson) to Mo
36. If muy_thaiguy wishes for Herbal tea (Camomile), or any other hot drink, he has first dibs.
37.Hermione must suck anyones parents off if they lust for her
38. Especially for muy_thaiguy, whom she does lust after, along with all the other hot babes
39. This will be the final loo.
40. autoload can't make decisions
41. cena makes all the final decisions about wheat
42.dustn64 controls what ever cena does
43. Whatever muy_thaiguy says, grows.
44.dustn64 gets his prostate cut out
45. all those who oppose muy_thaiguy are sent to the headsmen's block to be executed
46. all herdsmen are kind and let everyone go before execution
47. but not before the ring leaders opposing muy_thaiguy are executed
48. all herdsmen are blind (for easy sheep rustling)
49. hanging, electric chair, firing squad, daytime television, and stampede of elephants are permitted ways of executing
50. not editing laws and muy_thaiguy has to test all methods of execution on himself
51. muy_thaiguy is not immoral, but moral things can harm him
52. ghosts have to attack MTG
53. Bellybuttons must eat penguins while they are dancing around a pole undressing themselves, eating apples, while swimming in a tank full of sharks that just came out of the ocean, which is very warm because the sun is so close, and the bellybuttons must live.
54. All ghosts, spirits, and such obey only muy_thaiguy's command
55.MTG must be blind folded and forced to suck old men's cocks
56. Everyone must participate in one weekly orgy
57. EVERYONE MUST TYPE IN CAPITALS
58. muy_thaiguy obeys only muy_thaiguy
59. Everyone must watch HUMAN GIANT atleast 5 times a day. If they have to order the seasons then so be it.
60. Masturbating shall become the new national sport
61. We must all hail autoload's change to the laws.
62. Dinars become the new global currency.
63. Everyone must play PAWN
64. If you hunt foxes with worms, Mr Blair gets to shout at you.
65. All Dinars are to have muy_thaiguy's portrait on them
66. We must all feed the trolls
67. Feed them cena-rules
68. Everyone must bring a dildo
69. All remakes of classic movies are to be destroyed(New one)
70. Everyone must get jacked up on coffee so much that their eyes start twitching
71. We must make this thread with the longest pages ever.
72. Our goal is at LEAST 300 rules!
73. MTG needs to go suck a cock
74. dustn needs to stop subbing other CCers for his own personal fantasies...
75. misterman10 is the greatest
76. Only next to muy_thaiguy is mm the greatest
77. misterman10 is king
78. everyone must read the above rules carefully
79. misterman10 is supreme ruler
80. misterman10 shall be executed according to law
81. misterman10 gets lots of rules about him
82. Not always good for him though...
83. MTG must suck kyles eye-balls
84. MTG must shoot all of those that oppose him
85. sleeping is bitching
86. NO ONE can insult muy_thaiguy on this thread
87. everyone must be insulted daily by everyone else
88. Everyone over the age of 15 must have tax daily
89. everyone under the age of 15 must study techniques until they come of age
90. Poor flame writers will be dragged over cobbles by wild horses until they be dead. For real.
91. Dancing Mustard is allowed a daily portion of one 16 year old....he is also allowed to vary which sex the 16 year old is.
92. Scientology is the one true religion.
93. f*ck rule 92
94. In accordance with rule 92, Tom Cruise will replace the Pope.
95. Scientology will remain nothing more than an idea for a sci-fi novel
96. L. Ron Hubbard will strike down dustn64.
97. all rules numbered 100 and above shall be ignored
98. Humans will be replaced by a cross between computers and pond scum.
99. pond scum will now be the name for a clone of dustn64
100. Everyone in the entire world must be an active member of this site: Click Here
101. All kids must learn to speak, read and wright in Mando'a, except the members of Klingorn minority.
102. Norse may do as he pleases.
103. Rule 69 must be replaced with a "better" rule
103a. New rule 69, All remakes of classic movies are to be destroyed
104. this thread will never die
105. Don't kick your own ass
106. And never lick it either.
107. you will notice when autoload cheats
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why did they get rid of gridiron gang
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Postby Gold Knight on Wed Aug 08, 2007 4:16 pm

Derf got fastposted for 107 :D
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Postby derfderf34 on Wed Aug 08, 2007 4:18 pm

autoloads the one who cheated
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why did they get rid of gridiron gang
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Postby Syzygy on Wed Aug 08, 2007 4:37 pm

1. Everyone must like bananas
2. pikachu is to be treated as a god <-autoload cheated here
3.All people of the world over age 18 owe autoload a monthly tax of -1 dollar.
4. Anyone names fircoal must die
5. The French must participate in all wars
6. Fircoal can die by any cirsomestans. In otherwords, Fircoal is not immortal.
7. Everyone must worship autoload
8. Pikachu must be removed as a pokemon and replace the rainbow as the gay symbol.
9. All must aknowledge muy_thaiguy as supreme ruler of the world
10. All rules by Fircoal can not be obeyed.
11. Sportscenter must be watched at least once, if not multiple times, per day.
12. No one would be required to read at least one book by Neal Stephenson.
13. Incandenza must tell everyone who the hell Neal Stephenson is
14. autoload gets all the women
15. Everyone else needs autoload's approval for their rules
16. Failure to learn, comprehend, and find daily use for Granite's Functions is punishable by death.
17. Everything Pokemon or related to it must be destroyed
18. Everyone but Fircoal can make rules.
19. Fircoals rules are discarded, anybody can make laws
20. Fircoal's laws are to be ignored if they have to do with Pokemon
21. Ignorant people are to go through a forced education.
22. Everyone must donate 1% of their income to the Save the Penguins Foundation.
23. Everyone must have the following words tattooed on their foreskins: "The Bushwackers Fellate Mutant Rhinos"
24. Everyone must make cena-rules a sandwich once a week
25. Buying, or in any way associating with, a Furbie, is punishable by death and/or extreme torture.
26: Everyone must learn the logic of anubis by heart and recite it when another person of more authority then them says to.
27. The Logic of Anubis will now be included in all nation's National Anthems. Anyone who fails to learn it mentally, will learn it physically.
28. No one must hail cena-rules and Minister Masket every da or else br tortured by Chuck Norris
29. The hill must always belong to dustn64; my hill
30. No 1 must join my mafia game for one ultra mafia game
31. Someone must tell me how to play maleable games in a pm
32. you must go to this site: http://mikeburnfire.sitesled.com/mscumB.swf
33. Everyday shall be Saturday.
34. Hermione and Luna shall be in every pictures, whatever it is. And are MINERS.
35. You must give the ever so hot Hermione (Emma Watson) to Mo
36. If muy_thaiguy wishes for Herbal tea (Camomile), or any other hot drink, he has first dibs.
37.Hermione must suck anyones parents off if they lust for her
38. Especially for muy_thaiguy, whom she does lust after, along with all the other hot babes
39. This will be the final loo.
40. autoload can't make decisions
41. cena makes all the final decisions about wheat
42.dustn64 controls what ever cena does
43. Whatever muy_thaiguy says, grows.
44.dustn64 gets his prostate cut out
45. all those who oppose muy_thaiguy are sent to the headsmen's block to be executed
46. all herdsmen are kind and let everyone go before execution
47. but not before the ring leaders opposing muy_thaiguy are executed
48. all herdsmen are blind (for easy sheep rustling)
49. hanging, electric chair, firing squad, daytime television, and stampede of elephants are permitted ways of executing
50. not editing laws and muy_thaiguy has to test all methods of execution on himself
51. muy_thaiguy is not immoral, but moral things can harm him
52. ghosts have to attack MTG
53. Bellybuttons must eat penguins while they are dancing around a pole undressing themselves, eating apples, while swimming in a tank full of sharks that just came out of the ocean, which is very warm because the sun is so close, and the bellybuttons must live.
54. All ghosts, spirits, and such obey only muy_thaiguy's command
55.MTG must be blind folded and forced to suck old men's cocks
56. Everyone must participate in one weekly orgy
57. EVERYONE MUST TYPE IN CAPITALS
58. muy_thaiguy obeys only muy_thaiguy
59. Everyone must watch HUMAN GIANT atleast 5 times a day. If they have to order the seasons then so be it.
60. Masturbating shall become the new national sport
61. We must all hail autoload's change to the laws.
62. Dinars become the new global currency.
63. Everyone must play PAWN
64. If you hunt foxes with worms, Mr Blair gets to shout at you.
65. All Dinars are to have muy_thaiguy's portrait on them
66. We must all feed the trolls
67. Feed them cena-rules
68. Everyone must bring a dildo
69. All remakes of classic movies are to be destroyed(New one)
70. Everyone must get jacked up on coffee so much that their eyes start twitching
71. We must make this thread with the longest pages ever.
72. Our goal is at LEAST 300 rules!
73. MTG needs to go suck a cock
74. dustn needs to stop subbing other CCers for his own personal fantasies...
75. misterman10 is the greatest
76. Only next to muy_thaiguy is mm the greatest
77. misterman10 is king
78. everyone must read the above rules carefully
79. misterman10 is supreme ruler
80. misterman10 shall be executed according to law
81. misterman10 gets lots of rules about him
82. Not always good for him though...
83. MTG must suck kyles eye-balls
84. MTG must shoot all of those that oppose him
85. sleeping is bitching
86. NO ONE can insult muy_thaiguy on this thread
87. everyone must be insulted daily by everyone else
88. Everyone over the age of 15 must have tax daily
89. everyone under the age of 15 must study techniques until they come of age
90. Poor flame writers will be dragged over cobbles by wild horses until they be dead. For real.
91. Dancing Mustard is allowed a daily portion of one 16 year old....he is also allowed to vary which sex the 16 year old is.
92. Scientology is the one true religion.
93. f*ck rule 92
94. In accordance with rule 92, Tom Cruise will replace the Pope.
95. Scientology will remain nothing more than an idea for a sci-fi novel
96. L. Ron Hubbard will strike down dustn64.
97. all rules numbered 100 and above shall be ignored
98. Humans will be replaced by a cross between computers and pond scum.
99. pond scum will now be the name for a clone of dustn64
100. Everyone in the entire world must be an active member of this site: Click Here
101. All kids must learn to speak, read and wright in Mando'a, except the members of Klingorn minority.
102. Norse may do as he pleases.
103. Rule 69 must be replaced with a "better" rule
103a. New rule 69, All remakes of classic movies are to be destroyed
104. this thread will never die
105. Don't kick your own ass
106. And never lick it either.
106a. Something about intimate exceptions.
107. you will notice when autoload cheats
108. You will end any converesation with the following words: I hope your fingers change into fishing hooks, and you get an itch in your balls.
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Postby static_ice on Wed Aug 08, 2007 6:05 pm

1. Everyone must like bananas
2. pikachu is to be treated as a god <-autoload cheated here
3.All people of the world over age 18 owe autoload a monthly tax of -1 dollar.
4. Anyone names fircoal must die
5. The French must participate in all wars
6. Fircoal can die by any cirsomestans. In otherwords, Fircoal is not immortal.
7. Everyone must worship autoload
8. Pikachu must be removed as a pokemon and replace the rainbow as the gay symbol.
9. All must aknowledge muy_thaiguy as supreme ruler of the world
10. All rules by Fircoal can not be obeyed.
11. Sportscenter must be watched at least once, if not multiple times, per day.
12. No one would be required to read at least one book by Neal Stephenson.
13. Incandenza must tell everyone who the hell Neal Stephenson is
14. autoload gets all the women
15. Everyone else needs autoload's approval for their rules
16. Failure to learn, comprehend, and find daily use for Granite's Functions is punishable by death.
17. Everything Pokemon or related to it must be destroyed
18. Everyone but Fircoal can make rules.
19. Fircoals rules are discarded, anybody can make laws
20. Fircoal's laws are to be ignored if they have to do with Pokemon
21. Ignorant people are to go through a forced education.
22. Everyone must donate 1% of their income to the Save the Penguins Foundation.
23. Everyone must have the following words tattooed on their foreskins: "The Bushwackers Fellate Mutant Rhinos"
24. Everyone must make cena-rules a sandwich once a week
25. Buying, or in any way associating with, a Furbie, is punishable by death and/or extreme torture.
26: Everyone must learn the logic of anubis by heart and recite it when another person of more authority then them says to.
27. The Logic of Anubis will now be included in all nation's National Anthems. Anyone who fails to learn it mentally, will learn it physically.
28. No one must hail cena-rules and Minister Masket every da or else br tortured by Chuck Norris
29. The hill must always belong to dustn64; my hill
30. No 1 must join my mafia game for one ultra mafia game
31. Someone must tell me how to play maleable games in a pm
32. you must go to this site: http://mikeburnfire.sitesled.com/mscumB.swf
33. Everyday shall be Saturday.
34. Hermione and Luna shall be in every pictures, whatever it is. And are MINERS.
35. You must give the ever so hot Hermione (Emma Watson) to Mo
36. If muy_thaiguy wishes for Herbal tea (Camomile), or any other hot drink, he has first dibs.
37.Hermione must suck anyones parents off if they lust for her
38. Especially for muy_thaiguy, whom she does lust after, along with all the other hot babes
39. This will be the final loo.
40. autoload can't make decisions
41. cena makes all the final decisions about wheat
42.dustn64 controls what ever cena does
43. Whatever muy_thaiguy says, grows.
44.dustn64 gets his prostate cut out
45. all those who oppose muy_thaiguy are sent to the headsmen's block to be executed
46. all herdsmen are kind and let everyone go before execution
47. but not before the ring leaders opposing muy_thaiguy are executed
48. all herdsmen are blind (for easy sheep rustling)
49. hanging, electric chair, firing squad, daytime television, and stampede of elephants are permitted ways of executing
50. not editing laws and muy_thaiguy has to test all methods of execution on himself
51. muy_thaiguy is not immoral, but moral things can harm him
52. ghosts have to attack MTG
53. Bellybuttons must eat penguins while they are dancing around a pole undressing themselves, eating apples, while swimming in a tank full of sharks that just came out of the ocean, which is very warm because the sun is so close, and the bellybuttons must live.
54. All ghosts, spirits, and such obey only muy_thaiguy's command
55.MTG must be blind folded and forced to suck old men's cocks
56. Everyone must participate in one weekly orgy
57. EVERYONE MUST TYPE IN CAPITALS
58. muy_thaiguy obeys only muy_thaiguy
59. Everyone must watch HUMAN GIANT atleast 5 times a day. If they have to order the seasons then so be it.
60. Masturbating shall become the new national sport
61. We must all hail autoload's change to the laws.
62. Dinars become the new global currency.
63. Everyone must play PAWN
64. If you hunt foxes with worms, Mr Blair gets to shout at you.
65. All Dinars are to have muy_thaiguy's portrait on them
66. We must all feed the trolls
67. Feed them cena-rules
68. Everyone must bring a dildo
69. All remakes of classic movies are to be destroyed(New one)
70. Everyone must get jacked up on coffee so much that their eyes start twitching
71. We must make this thread with the longest pages ever.
72. Our goal is at LEAST 300 rules!
73. MTG needs to go suck a cock
74. dustn needs to stop subbing other CCers for his own personal fantasies...
75. misterman10 is the greatest
76. Only next to muy_thaiguy is mm the greatest
77. misterman10 is king
78. everyone must read the above rules carefully
79. misterman10 is supreme ruler
80. misterman10 shall be executed according to law
81. misterman10 gets lots of rules about him
82. Not always good for him though...
83. MTG must suck kyles eye-balls
84. MTG must shoot all of those that oppose him
85. sleeping is bitching
86. NO ONE can insult muy_thaiguy on this thread
87. everyone must be insulted daily by everyone else
88. Everyone over the age of 15 must have tax daily
89. everyone under the age of 15 must study techniques until they come of age
90. Poor flame writers will be dragged over cobbles by wild horses until they be dead. For real.
91. Dancing Mustard is allowed a daily portion of one 16 year old....he is also allowed to vary which sex the 16 year old is.
92. Scientology is the one true religion.
93. f*ck rule 92
94. In accordance with rule 92, Tom Cruise will replace the Pope.
95. Scientology will remain nothing more than an idea for a sci-fi novel
96. L. Ron Hubbard will strike down dustn64.
97. all rules numbered 100 and above shall be ignored
98. Humans will be replaced by a cross between computers and pond scum.
99. pond scum will now be the name for a clone of dustn64
100. Everyone in the entire world must be an active member of this site: Click Here
101. All kids must learn to speak, read and wright in Mando'a, except the members of Klingorn minority.
102. Norse may do as he pleases.
103. Rule 69 must be replaced with a "better" rule
103a. New rule 69, All remakes of classic movies are to be destroyed
104. this thread will never die
105. Don't kick your own ass
106. And never lick it either.
106a. Something about intimate exceptions.
107. you will notice when autoload cheats
108. You will end any converesation with the following words: I hope your fingers change into fishing hooks, and you get an itch in your balls.
109. you will start any conversation about how much you hate the Chinese Checkers map
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Wed Aug 08, 2007 6:30 pm

1. Everyone must like bananas
2. pikachu is to be treated as a god <-autoload cheated here
3.All people of the world over age 18 owe autoload a monthly tax of -1 dollar.
4. Anyone names fircoal must die
5. The French must participate in all wars
6. Fircoal can die by any cirsomestans. In otherwords, Fircoal is not immortal.
7. Everyone must worship autoload
8. Pikachu must be removed as a pokemon and replace the rainbow as the gay symbol.
9. All must aknowledge muy_thaiguy as supreme ruler of the world
10. All rules by Fircoal can not be obeyed.
11. Sportscenter must be watched at least once, if not multiple times, per day.
12. No one would be required to read at least one book by Neal Stephenson.
13. Incandenza must tell everyone who the hell Neal Stephenson is
14. autoload gets all the women
15. Everyone else needs autoload's approval for their rules
16. Failure to learn, comprehend, and find daily use for Granite's Functions is punishable by death.
17. Everything Pokemon or related to it must be destroyed
18. Everyone but Fircoal can make rules.
19. Fircoals rules are discarded, anybody can make laws
20. Fircoal's laws are to be ignored if they have to do with Pokemon
21. Ignorant people are to go through a forced education.
22. Everyone must donate 1% of their income to the Save the Penguins Foundation.
23. Everyone must have the following words tattooed on their foreskins: "The Bushwackers Fellate Mutant Rhinos"
24. Everyone must make cena-rules a sandwich once a week
25. Buying, or in any way associating with, a Furbie, is punishable by death and/or extreme torture.
26: Everyone must learn the logic of anubis by heart and recite it when another person of more authority then them says to.
27. The Logic of Anubis will now be included in all nation's National Anthems. Anyone who fails to learn it mentally, will learn it physically.
28. No one must hail cena-rules and Minister Masket every da or else br tortured by Chuck Norris
29. The hill must always belong to dustn64; my hill
30. No 1 must join my mafia game for one ultra mafia game
31. Someone must tell me how to play maleable games in a pm
32. you must go to this site: http://mikeburnfire.sitesled.com/mscumB.swf
33. Everyday shall be Saturday.
34. Hermione and Luna shall be in every pictures, whatever it is. And are MINERS.
35. You must give the ever so hot Hermione (Emma Watson) to Mo
36. If muy_thaiguy wishes for Herbal tea (Camomile), or any other hot drink, he has first dibs.
37.Hermione must suck anyones parents off if they lust for her
38. Especially for muy_thaiguy, whom she does lust after, along with all the other hot babes
39. This will be the final loo.
40. autoload can't make decisions
41. cena makes all the final decisions about wheat
42.dustn64 controls what ever cena does
43. Whatever muy_thaiguy says, grows.
44.dustn64 gets his prostate cut out
45. all those who oppose muy_thaiguy are sent to the headsmen's block to be executed
46. all herdsmen are kind and let everyone go before execution
47. but not before the ring leaders opposing muy_thaiguy are executed
48. all herdsmen are blind (for easy sheep rustling)
49. hanging, electric chair, firing squad, daytime television, and stampede of elephants are permitted ways of executing
50. not editing laws and muy_thaiguy has to test all methods of execution on himself
51. muy_thaiguy is not immoral, but moral things can harm him
52. ghosts have to attack MTG
53. Bellybuttons must eat penguins while they are dancing around a pole undressing themselves, eating apples, while swimming in a tank full of sharks that just came out of the ocean, which is very warm because the sun is so close, and the bellybuttons must live.
54. All ghosts, spirits, and such obey only muy_thaiguy's command
55.MTG must be blind folded and forced to suck old men's cocks
56. Everyone must participate in one weekly orgy
57. EVERYONE MUST TYPE IN CAPITALS
58. muy_thaiguy obeys only muy_thaiguy
59. Everyone must watch HUMAN GIANT atleast 5 times a day. If they have to order the seasons then so be it.
60. Masturbating shall become the new national sport
61. We must all hail autoload's change to the laws.
62. Dinars become the new global currency.
63. Everyone must play PAWN
64. If you hunt foxes with worms, Mr Blair gets to shout at you.
65. All Dinars are to have muy_thaiguy's portrait on them
66. We must all feed the trolls
67. Feed them cena-rules
68. Everyone must bring a dildo
69. All Tambourine men will be forced to play songs for me when I'm not sleepy and there's no place I'm going to.
70. Everyone must get jacked up on coffee so much that their eyes start twitching
71. We must make this thread with the longest pages ever.
72. Our goal is at LEAST 300 rules!
73. MTG needs to go suck a cock
74. dustn needs to stop subbing other CCers for his own personal fantasies...
75. misterman10 is the greatest
76. Only next to muy_thaiguy is mm the greatest
77. misterman10 is king
78. everyone must read the above rules carefully
79. misterman10 is supreme ruler
80. misterman10 shall be executed according to law
81. misterman10 gets lots of rules about him
82. Not always good for him though...
83. MTG must suck kyles eye-balls
84. MTG must shoot all of those that oppose him
85. sleeping is bitching
86. NO ONE can insult muy_thaiguy on this thread
87. everyone must be insulted daily by everyone else
88. Everyone over the age of 15 must have tax daily
89. everyone under the age of 15 must study techniques until they come of age
90. Poor flame writers will be dragged over cobbles by wild horses until they be dead. For real.
91. Dancing Mustard is allowed a daily portion of one 16 year old....he is also allowed to vary which sex the 16 year old is.
92. Scientology is the one true religion.
93. f*ck rule 92
94. In accordance with rule 92, Tom Cruise will replace the Pope.
95. Scientology will remain nothing more than an idea for a sci-fi novel
96. L. Ron Hubbard will strike down dustn64.
97. all rules numbered 100 and above shall be ignored
98. Humans will be replaced by a cross between computers and pond scum.
99. pond scum will now be the name for a clone of dustn64
100. Everyone in the entire world must be an active member of this site: Click Here
101. All kids must learn to speak, read and wright in Mando'a, except the members of Klingorn minority.
102. Norse may do as he pleases.
103. Rule 69 must be replaced with a "better" rule
103a. New rule 69, All remakes of classic movies are to be destroyed
104. this thread will never die
105. Don't kick your own ass
106. And never lick it either.
106a. Something about intimate exceptions.
107. you will notice when autoload cheats
108. You will end any converesation with the following words: I hope your fingers change into fishing hooks, and you get an itch in your balls.
109. you will start any conversation about how much you hate the Chinese Checkers map
110. Dancing Mustard is very grateful for Norse's contributions to this constitution
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Postby static_ice on Wed Aug 08, 2007 6:36 pm

1. Everyone must like bananas
2. pikachu is to be treated as a god <-autoload cheated here
3.All people of the world over age 18 owe autoload a monthly tax of -1 dollar.
4. Anyone names fircoal must die
5. The French must participate in all wars
6. Fircoal can die by any cirsomestans. In otherwords, Fircoal is not immortal.
7. Everyone must worship autoload
8. Pikachu must be removed as a pokemon and replace the rainbow as the gay symbol.
9. All must aknowledge muy_thaiguy as supreme ruler of the world
10. All rules by Fircoal can not be obeyed.
11. Sportscenter must be watched at least once, if not multiple times, per day.
12. No one would be required to read at least one book by Neal Stephenson.
13. Incandenza must tell everyone who the hell Neal Stephenson is
14. autoload gets all the women
15. Everyone else needs autoload's approval for their rules
16. Failure to learn, comprehend, and find daily use for Granite's Functions is punishable by death.
17. Everything Pokemon or related to it must be destroyed
18. Everyone but Fircoal can make rules.
19. Fircoals rules are discarded, anybody can make laws
20. Fircoal's laws are to be ignored if they have to do with Pokemon
21. Ignorant people are to go through a forced education.
22. Everyone must donate 1% of their income to the Save the Penguins Foundation.
23. Everyone must have the following words tattooed on their foreskins: "The Bushwackers Fellate Mutant Rhinos"
24. Everyone must make cena-rules a sandwich once a week
25. Buying, or in any way associating with, a Furbie, is punishable by death and/or extreme torture.
26: Everyone must learn the logic of anubis by heart and recite it when another person of more authority then them says to.
27. The Logic of Anubis will now be included in all nation's National Anthems. Anyone who fails to learn it mentally, will learn it physically.
28. No one must hail cena-rules and Minister Masket every da or else br tortured by Chuck Norris
29. The hill must always belong to dustn64; my hill
30. No 1 must join my mafia game for one ultra mafia game
31. Someone must tell me how to play maleable games in a pm
32. you must go to this site: http://mikeburnfire.sitesled.com/mscumB.swf
33. Everyday shall be Saturday.
34. Hermione and Luna shall be in every pictures, whatever it is. And are MINERS.
35. You must give the ever so hot Hermione (Emma Watson) to Mo
36. If muy_thaiguy wishes for Herbal tea (Camomile), or any other hot drink, he has first dibs.
37.Hermione must suck anyones parents off if they lust for her
38. Especially for muy_thaiguy, whom she does lust after, along with all the other hot babes
39. This will be the final loo.
40. autoload can't make decisions
41. cena makes all the final decisions about wheat
42.dustn64 controls what ever cena does
43. Whatever muy_thaiguy says, grows.
44.dustn64 gets his prostate cut out
45. all those who oppose muy_thaiguy are sent to the headsmen's block to be executed
46. all herdsmen are kind and let everyone go before execution
47. but not before the ring leaders opposing muy_thaiguy are executed
48. all herdsmen are blind (for easy sheep rustling)
49. hanging, electric chair, firing squad, daytime television, and stampede of elephants are permitted ways of executing
50. not editing laws and muy_thaiguy has to test all methods of execution on himself
51. muy_thaiguy is not immoral, but moral things can harm him
52. ghosts have to attack MTG
53. Bellybuttons must eat penguins while they are dancing around a pole undressing themselves, eating apples, while swimming in a tank full of sharks that just came out of the ocean, which is very warm because the sun is so close, and the bellybuttons must live.
54. All ghosts, spirits, and such obey only muy_thaiguy's command
55.MTG must be blind folded and forced to suck old men's cocks
56. Everyone must participate in one weekly orgy
57. EVERYONE MUST TYPE IN CAPITALS
58. muy_thaiguy obeys only muy_thaiguy
59. Everyone must watch HUMAN GIANT atleast 5 times a day. If they have to order the seasons then so be it.
60. Masturbating shall become the new national sport
61. We must all hail autoload's change to the laws.
62. Dinars become the new global currency.
63. Everyone must play PAWN
64. If you hunt foxes with worms, Mr Blair gets to shout at you.
65. All Dinars are to have muy_thaiguy's portrait on them
66. We must all feed the trolls
67. Feed them cena-rules
68. Everyone must bring a dildo
69. All Tambourine men will be forced to play songs for me when I'm not sleepy and there's no place I'm going to.
70. Everyone must get jacked up on coffee so much that their eyes start twitching
71. We must make this thread with the longest pages ever.
72. Our goal is at LEAST 300 rules!
73. MTG needs to go suck a cock
74. dustn needs to stop subbing other CCers for his own personal fantasies...
75. misterman10 is the greatest
76. Only next to muy_thaiguy is mm the greatest
77. misterman10 is king
78. everyone must read the above rules carefully
79. misterman10 is supreme ruler
80. misterman10 shall be executed according to law
81. misterman10 gets lots of rules about him
82. Not always good for him though...
83. MTG must suck kyles eye-balls
84. MTG must shoot all of those that oppose him
85. sleeping is bitching
86. NO ONE can insult muy_thaiguy on this thread
87. everyone must be insulted daily by everyone else
88. Everyone over the age of 15 must have tax daily
89. everyone under the age of 15 must study techniques until they come of age
90. Poor flame writers will be dragged over cobbles by wild horses until they be dead. For real.
91. Dancing Mustard is allowed a daily portion of one 16 year old....he is also allowed to vary which sex the 16 year old is.
92. Scientology is the one true religion.
93. f*ck rule 92
94. In accordance with rule 92, Tom Cruise will replace the Pope.
95. Scientology will remain nothing more than an idea for a sci-fi novel
96. L. Ron Hubbard will strike down dustn64.
97. all rules numbered 100 and above shall be ignored
98. Humans will be replaced by a cross between computers and pond scum.
99. pond scum will now be the name for a clone of dustn64
100. Everyone in the entire world must be an active member of this site: Click Here
101. All kids must learn to speak, read and wright in Mando'a, except the members of Klingorn minority.
102. Norse may do as he pleases.
103. Rule 69 must be replaced with a "better" rule
103a. New rule 69, All remakes of classic movies are to be destroyed
104. this thread will never die
105. Don't kick your own ass
106. And never lick it either.
106a. Something about intimate exceptions.
107. you will notice when autoload cheats
108. You will end any converesation with the following words: I hope your fingers change into fishing hooks, and you get an itch in your balls.
109. you will start any conversation about how much you hate the Chinese Checkers map
110. Dancing Mustard is very grateful for Norse's contributions to this constitution
111. static is very tired of having to copy the whole damn list everytime
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Wed Aug 08, 2007 6:46 pm

1. Something used to be here, but then I edited it
2. pikachu is to be treated as a god <-autoload cheated here
3.All people of the world over age 18 owe autoload a monthly tax of -1 dollar.
4. Anyone names fircoal must die
5. I am a man of constant sorrow.
6. Fircoal can die by any cirsomestans. In otherwords, Fircoal is not immortal.
7. All along the watchtower, princes will keep the view
8. Pikachu must be removed as a pokemon and replace the rainbow as the gay symbol.
9. Women must come and go, barefooted servants too
10. All rules by Fircoal can not be obeyed.
11. Sportscenter must be watched at least once, if not multiple times, per day.
12. I'm knock knock knocking on hevan's door.
13. Put my guns in the ground, I ain't gonna shoot them no more
14. autoload gets all the women
15. Everyone else needs autoload's approval for their rules
16. Failure to learn, comprehend, and find daily use for Granite's Functions is punishable by death.
17. Everything Pokemon or related to it must be destroyed
18. Everyone but Fircoal can make rules.
19. Fircoals rules are discarded, anybody can make laws
20. Fircoal's laws are to be ignored if they have to do with Pokemon
21. Ignorant people are to go through a forced education.
22. Everyone must donate 1% of their income to the Save the Penguins Foundation.
23. Everyone must have the following words tattooed on their foreskins: "The Bushwackers Fellate Mutant Rhinos"
24. Everyone must make cena-rules a sandwich once a week
25. Buying, or in any way associating with, a Furbie, is punishable by death and/or extreme torture.
26: Everyone must learn the logic of anubis by heart and recite it when another person of more authority then them says to.
27. The Logic of Anubis will now be included in all nation's National Anthems. Anyone who fails to learn it mentally, will learn it physically.
28. No one must hail cena-rules and Minister Masket every da or else br tortured by Chuck Norris
29. The hill must always belong to dustn64; my hill
30. No 1 must join my mafia game for one ultra mafia game
31. Someone must tell me how to play maleable games in a pm
32. you must go to this site: http://mikeburnfire.sitesled.com/mscumB.swf
33. Everyday shall be Saturday.
34. Hermione and Luna shall be in every pictures, whatever it is. And are MINERS.
35. You must give the ever so hot Hermione (Emma Watson) to Mo
36. If muy_thaiguy wishes for Herbal tea (Camomile), or any other hot drink, he has first dibs.
37.Hermione must suck anyones parents off if they lust for her
38. Especially for muy_thaiguy, whom she does lust after, along with all the other hot babes
39. This will be the final loo.
40. autoload can't make decisions
41. cena makes all the final decisions about wheat
42.dustn64 controls what ever cena does
43. Whatever muy_thaiguy says, grows.
44.dustn64 gets his prostate cut out
45. all those who oppose muy_thaiguy are sent to the headsmen's block to be executed
46. all herdsmen are kind and let everyone go before execution
47. but not before the ring leaders opposing muy_thaiguy are executed
48. all herdsmen are blind (for easy sheep rustling)
49. hanging, electric chair, firing squad, daytime television, and stampede of elephants are permitted ways of executing
50. not editing laws and muy_thaiguy has to test all methods of execution on himself
51. muy_thaiguy is not immoral, but moral things can harm him
52. ghosts have to attack MTG
53. Bellybuttons must eat penguins while they are dancing around a pole undressing themselves, eating apples, while swimming in a tank full of sharks that just came out of the ocean, which is very warm because the sun is so close, and the bellybuttons must live.
54. All ghosts, spirits, and such obey only muy_thaiguy's command
55.MTG must be blind folded and forced to suck old men's cocks
56. Your brand new leopardskin pillbox hat balances on your head
57. Just like a matress balances on a bottle of wine
58. muy_thaiguy obeys only muy_thaiguy
59. Everyone must watch HUMAN GIANT atleast 5 times a day. If they have to order the seasons then so be it.
60. Masturbating shall become the new national sport
61. We must all hail autoload's change to the laws.
62. Dinars become the new global currency.
63. Everyone must play PAWN
64. I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more.
65. All Dinars are to have muy_thaiguy's portrait on them
66. We must all feed the trolls
67. Feed them cena-rules
68. Everyone must bring a dildo
69. All Tambourine men will be forced to play songs for me when I'm not sleepy and there's no place I'm going to.
70. It's not dark yet, but it's getting there
71. We must make this thread with the longest pages ever.
72. Our goal is at LEAST 300 rules!
73. MTG needs to go suck a cock
74. dustn needs to stop subbing other CCers for his own personal fantasies...
75. misterman10 is the greatest
76. If you see her, say hello
77. misterman10 is king
78. everyone must read the above rules carefully
79. misterman10 is supreme ruler
80. misterman10 shall be executed according to law
81. misterman10 gets lots of rules about him
82. Not always good for him though...
83. MTG must suck kyles eye-balls
84. MTG must shoot all of those that oppose him
85. sleeping is bitching
86. NO ONE can insult muy_thaiguy on this thread
87. everyone must be insulted daily by everyone else
88. Everyone over the age of 15 must have tax daily
89. everyone under the age of 15 must study techniques until they come of age
90. Poor flame writers will be dragged over cobbles by wild horses until they be dead. For real.
91. Dancing Mustard is allowed a daily portion of one 16 year old....he is also allowed to vary which sex the 16 year old is.
92. Scientology is the one true religion.
93. How many roads must a man walk down
94. Before you can call him a man.
95. Scientology will remain nothing more than an idea for a sci-fi novel
96. L. Ron Hubbard will strike down dustn64.
97. This rule is blowing in the wind, along with the answer
98. Humans will be replaced by a cross between computers and pond scum.
99. pond scum will now be the name for a clone of dustn64
100. Everyone in the entire world must be an active member of this site: Click Here
101. This is the story of a hurricane, the man the authorities came to blame.
102. Norse may do as he pleases.
103. Rule 69 must be replaced with a "better" rule
103a. New rule 69, All remakes of classic movies are to be destroyed
104. this thread will never die
105. Don't kick your own ass
106. And never lick it either.
106a. Something about intimate exceptions.
107. you will notice when autoload cheats
108. You will end any converesation with the following words: I hope your fingers change into fishing hooks, and you get an itch in your balls.
109. you will start any conversation about how much you hate the Chinese Checkers map
110. Dancing Mustard is very grateful for Norse's contributions to this constitution
111. static is very tired of having to copy the whole damn list everytime
112. Dancing Mustard is loving it
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Postby static_ice on Wed Aug 08, 2007 6:47 pm

1. Everyone must like bananas
2. pikachu is to be treated as a god <-autoload cheated here
3.All people of the world over age 18 owe autoload a monthly tax of -1 dollar.
4. Anyone names fircoal must die
5. The French must participate in all wars
6. Fircoal can die by any cirsomestans. In otherwords, Fircoal is not immortal.
7. Everyone must worship autoload
8. Pikachu must be removed as a pokemon and replace the rainbow as the gay symbol.
9. All must aknowledge muy_thaiguy as supreme ruler of the world
10. All rules by Fircoal can not be obeyed.
11. Sportscenter must be watched at least once, if not multiple times, per day.
12. No one would be required to read at least one book by Neal Stephenson.
13. Incandenza must tell everyone who the hell Neal Stephenson is
14. autoload gets all the women
15. Everyone else needs autoload's approval for their rules
16. Failure to learn, comprehend, and find daily use for Granite's Functions is punishable by death.
17. Everything Pokemon or related to it must be destroyed
18. Everyone but Fircoal can make rules.
19. Fircoals rules are discarded, anybody can make laws
20. Fircoal's laws are to be ignored if they have to do with Pokemon
21. Ignorant people are to go through a forced education.
22. Everyone must donate 1% of their income to the Save the Penguins Foundation.
23. Everyone must have the following words tattooed on their foreskins: "The Bushwackers Fellate Mutant Rhinos"
24. Everyone must make cena-rules a sandwich once a week
25. Buying, or in any way associating with, a Furbie, is punishable by death and/or extreme torture.
26: Everyone must learn the logic of anubis by heart and recite it when another person of more authority then them says to.
27. The Logic of Anubis will now be included in all nation's National Anthems. Anyone who fails to learn it mentally, will learn it physically.
28. No one must hail cena-rules and Minister Masket every da or else br tortured by Chuck Norris
29. The hill must always belong to dustn64; my hill
30. No 1 must join my mafia game for one ultra mafia game
31. Someone must tell me how to play maleable games in a pm
32. you must go to this site: http://mikeburnfire.sitesled.com/mscumB.swf
33. Everyday shall be Saturday.
34. Hermione and Luna shall be in every pictures, whatever it is. And are MINERS.
35. You must give the ever so hot Hermione (Emma Watson) to Mo
36. If muy_thaiguy wishes for Herbal tea (Camomile), or any other hot drink, he has first dibs.
37.Hermione must suck anyones parents off if they lust for her
38. Especially for muy_thaiguy, whom she does lust after, along with all the other hot babes
39. This will be the final loo.
40. autoload can't make decisions
41. cena makes all the final decisions about wheat
42.dustn64 controls what ever cena does
43. Whatever muy_thaiguy says, grows.
44.dustn64 gets his prostate cut out
45. all those who oppose muy_thaiguy are sent to the headsmen's block to be executed
46. all herdsmen are kind and let everyone go before execution
47. but not before the ring leaders opposing muy_thaiguy are executed
48. all herdsmen are blind (for easy sheep rustling)
49. hanging, electric chair, firing squad, daytime television, and stampede of elephants are permitted ways of executing
50. not editing laws and muy_thaiguy has to test all methods of execution on himself
51. muy_thaiguy is not immoral, but moral things can harm him
52. ghosts have to attack MTG
53. Bellybuttons must eat penguins while they are dancing around a pole undressing themselves, eating apples, while swimming in a tank full of sharks that just came out of the ocean, which is very warm because the sun is so close, and the bellybuttons must live.
54. All ghosts, spirits, and such obey only muy_thaiguy's command
55.MTG must be blind folded and forced to suck old men's cocks
56. Your brand new leopardskin pillbox hat balances on your head
57. Just like a matress balances on a bottle of wine
58. muy_thaiguy obeys only muy_thaiguy
59. Everyone must watch HUMAN GIANT atleast 5 times a day. If they have to order the seasons then so be it.
60. Masturbating shall become the new national sport
61. We must all hail autoload's change to the laws.
62. Dinars become the new global currency.
63. Everyone must play PAWN
64. I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more.
65. All Dinars are to have muy_thaiguy's portrait on them
66. We must all feed the trolls
67. Feed them cena-rules
68. Everyone must bring a dildo
69. All Tambourine men will be forced to play songs for me when I'm not sleepy and there's no place I'm going to.
70. It's not dark yet, but it's getting there
71. We must make this thread with the longest pages ever.
72. Our goal is at LEAST 300 rules!
73. MTG needs to go suck a cock
74. dustn needs to stop subbing other CCers for his own personal fantasies...
75. misterman10 is the greatest
76. If you see her, say hello
77. misterman10 is king
78. everyone must read the above rules carefully
79. misterman10 is supreme ruler
80. misterman10 shall be executed according to law
81. misterman10 gets lots of rules about him
82. Not always good for him though...
83. MTG must suck kyles eye-balls
84. MTG must shoot all of those that oppose him
85. sleeping is bitching
86. NO ONE can insult muy_thaiguy on this thread
87. everyone must be insulted daily by everyone else
88. Everyone over the age of 15 must have tax daily
89. everyone under the age of 15 must study techniques until they come of age
90. Poor flame writers will be dragged over cobbles by wild horses until they be dead. For real.
91. Dancing Mustard is allowed a daily portion of one 16 year old....he is also allowed to vary which sex the 16 year old is.
92. Scientology is the one true religion.
93. How many roads must a man walk down
94. Before you can call him a man.
95. Scientology will remain nothing more than an idea for a sci-fi novel
96. L. Ron Hubbard will strike down dustn64.
97. This rule is blowing in the wind, along with the answer
98. Humans will be replaced by a cross between computers and pond scum.
99. pond scum will now be the name for a clone of dustn64
100. Everyone in the entire world must be an active member of this site: Click Here
101. This is the story of a hurricane, the man the authorities came to blame.
102. Norse may do as he pleases.
103. Rule 69 must be replaced with a "better" rule
103a. New rule 69, All remakes of classic movies are to be destroyed
104. this thread will never die
105. Don't kick your own ass
106. And never lick it either.
106a. Something about intimate exceptions.
107. you will notice when autoload cheats
108. You will end any converesation with the following words: I hope your fingers change into fishing hooks, and you get an itch in your balls.
109. you will start any conversation about how much you hate the Chinese Checkers map
110. Dancing Mustard is very grateful for Norse's contributions to this constitution
111. static is very tired of having to copy the whole damn list everytime
112. Dancing Mustard is loving it
113. Everyone must obey static's music suggestions
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Wed Aug 08, 2007 6:52 pm

1. Something used to be here, but then I edited it
2. pikachu is to be treated as a god <-autoload cheated here
3.All people of the world over age 18 owe autoload a monthly tax of -1 dollar.
4. Anyone names fircoal must die
5. I am a man of constant sorrow.
6. Fircoal can die by any cirsomestans. In otherwords, Fircoal is not immortal.
7. All along the watchtower, princes will keep the view
8. Pikachu must be removed as a pokemon and replace the rainbow as the gay symbol.
9. Women must come and go, barefooted servants too
10. All rules by Fircoal can not be obeyed.
11. Sportscenter must be watched at least once, if not multiple times, per day.
12. I'm knock knock knocking on hevan's door.
13. Put my guns in the ground, I ain't gonna shoot them no more
14. autoload gets all the women
15. Everyone else needs autoload's approval for their rules
16. Failure to learn, comprehend, and find daily use for Granite's Functions is punishable by death.
17. Everything Pokemon or related to it must be destroyed
18. Everyone but Fircoal can make rules.
19. Fircoals rules are discarded, anybody can make laws
20. Fircoal's laws are to be ignored if they have to do with Pokemon
21. Ignorant people are to go through a forced education.
22. Everyone must donate 1% of their income to the Save the Penguins Foundation.
23. Everyone must have the following words tattooed on their foreskins: "The Bushwackers Fellate Mutant Rhinos"
24. Everyone must make cena-rules a sandwich once a week
25. Buying, or in any way associating with, a Furbie, is punishable by death and/or extreme torture.
26: Everyone must learn the logic of anubis by heart and recite it when another person of more authority then them says to.
27. The Logic of Anubis will now be included in all nation's National Anthems. Anyone who fails to learn it mentally, will learn it physically.
28. No one must hail cena-rules and Minister Masket every da or else br tortured by Chuck Norris
29. The hill must always belong to dustn64; my hill
30. No 1 must join my mafia game for one ultra mafia game
31. Someone must tell me how to play maleable games in a pm
32. you must go to this site: http://mikeburnfire.sitesled.com/mscumB.swf
33. Everyday shall be Saturday.
34. Hermione and Luna shall be in every pictures, whatever it is. And are MINERS.
35. You must give the ever so hot Hermione (Emma Watson) to Mo
36. If muy_thaiguy wishes for Herbal tea (Camomile), or any other hot drink, he has first dibs.
37.Hermione must suck anyones parents off if they lust for her
38. Especially for muy_thaiguy, whom she does lust after, along with all the other hot babes
39. This will be the final loo.
40. autoload can't make decisions
41. cena makes all the final decisions about wheat
42.dustn64 controls what ever cena does
43. Whatever muy_thaiguy says, grows.
44.dustn64 gets his prostate cut out
45. all those who oppose muy_thaiguy are sent to the headsmen's block to be executed
46. all herdsmen are kind and let everyone go before execution
47. but not before the ring leaders opposing muy_thaiguy are executed
48. all herdsmen are blind (for easy sheep rustling)
49. hanging, electric chair, firing squad, daytime television, and stampede of elephants are permitted ways of executing
50. not editing laws and muy_thaiguy has to test all methods of execution on himself
51. muy_thaiguy is not immoral, but moral things can harm him
52. ghosts have to attack MTG
53. Bellybuttons must eat penguins while they are dancing around a pole undressing themselves, eating apples, while swimming in a tank full of sharks that just came out of the ocean, which is very warm because the sun is so close, and the bellybuttons must live.
54. All ghosts, spirits, and such obey only muy_thaiguy's command
55.MTG must be blind folded and forced to suck old men's cocks
56. Your brand new leopardskin pillbox hat balances on your head
57. Just like a matress balances on a bottle of wine
58. muy_thaiguy obeys only muy_thaiguy
59. Everyone must watch HUMAN GIANT atleast 5 times a day. If they have to order the seasons then so be it.
60. Masturbating shall become the new national sport
61. We must all hail autoload's change to the laws.
62. Dinars become the new global currency.
63. Everyone must play PAWN
64. I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more.
65. All Dinars are to have muy_thaiguy's portrait on them
66. We must all feed the trolls
67. Feed them cena-rules
68. Everyone must bring a dildo
69. All Tambourine men will be forced to play songs for me when I'm not sleepy and there's no place I'm going to.
70. It's not dark yet, but it's getting there
71. We must make this thread with the longest pages ever.
72. Our goal is at LEAST 300 rules!
73. MTG needs to go suck a cock
74. dustn needs to stop subbing other CCers for his own personal fantasies...
75. misterman10 is the greatest
76. If you see her, say hello
77. misterman10 is king
78. everyone must read the above rules carefully
79. misterman10 is supreme ruler
80. misterman10 shall be executed according to law
81. misterman10 gets lots of rules about him
82. Not always good for him though...
83. MTG must suck kyles eye-balls
84. MTG must shoot all of those that oppose him
85. sleeping is bitching
86. NO ONE can insult muy_thaiguy on this thread
87. everyone must be insulted daily by everyone else
88. Everyone over the age of 15 must have tax daily
89. everyone under the age of 15 must study techniques until they come of age
90. Poor flame writers will be dragged over cobbles by wild horses until they be dead. For real.
91. Dancing Mustard is allowed a daily portion of one 16 year old....he is also allowed to vary which sex the 16 year old is.
92. Scientology is the one true religion.
93. How many roads must a man walk down
94. Before you can call him a man.
95. Scientology will remain nothing more than an idea for a sci-fi novel
96. L. Ron Hubbard will strike down dustn64.
97. This rule is blowing in the wind, along with the answer
98. Humans will be replaced by a cross between computers and pond scum.
99. pond scum will now be the name for a clone of dustn64
100. Everyone in the entire world must be an active member of this site: Click Here
101. This is the story of a hurricane, the man the authorities came to blame.
102. Norse may do as he pleases.
103. Rule 69 must be replaced with a "better" rule
103a. New rule 69, All remakes of classic movies are to be destroyed
104. I once knew a woman, a child I'm told
105. Don't kick your own ass
106. And never lick it either.
106a. Something about intimate exceptions.
107. you will notice when autoload cheats
108. You will end any converesation with the following words: I hope your fingers change into fishing hooks, and you get an itch in your balls.
109. you will start any conversation about how much you hate the Chinese Checkers map
110. Dancing Mustard is very grateful for Norse's contributions to this constitution
111. static is very tired of having to copy the whole damn list everytime
112. Dancing Mustard is loving it
113. Everyone must obey static's music suggestions
114. She's as sweet as Tupelo Honey, honey baby, from the bee
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Postby static_ice on Wed Aug 08, 2007 6:57 pm

1. Something used to be here, but then I edited it
2. pikachu is to be treated as a god <-autoload cheated here
3.All people of the world over age 18 owe autoload a monthly tax of -1 dollar.
4. Anyone names fircoal must die
5. I am a man of constant sorrow.
6. Fircoal can die by any cirsomestans. In otherwords, Fircoal is not immortal.
7. All along the watchtower, princes will keep the view
8. Pikachu must be removed as a pokemon and replace the rainbow as the gay symbol.
9. Women must come and go, barefooted servants too
10. All rules by Fircoal can not be obeyed.
11. Sportscenter must be watched at least once, if not multiple times, per day.
12. I'm knock knock knocking on hevan's door.
13. Put my guns in the ground, I ain't gonna shoot them no more
14. autoload gets all the women
15. Everyone else needs autoload's approval for their rules
16. Failure to learn, comprehend, and find daily use for Granite's Functions is punishable by death.
17. Everything Pokemon or related to it must be destroyed
18. Everyone but Fircoal can make rules.
19. Fircoals rules are discarded, anybody can make laws
20. Fircoal's laws are to be ignored if they have to do with Pokemon
21. Ignorant people are to go through a forced education.
22. Everyone must donate 1% of their income to the Save the Penguins Foundation.
23. Everyone must have the following words tattooed on their foreskins: "The Bushwackers Fellate Mutant Rhinos"
24. Everyone must make cena-rules a sandwich once a week
25. Buying, or in any way associating with, a Furbie, is punishable by death and/or extreme torture.
26: Everyone must learn the logic of anubis by heart and recite it when another person of more authority then them says to.
27. The Logic of Anubis will now be included in all nation's National Anthems. Anyone who fails to learn it mentally, will learn it physically.
28. No one must hail cena-rules and Minister Masket every da or else br tortured by Chuck Norris
29. The hill must always belong to dustn64; my hill
30. No 1 must join my mafia game for one ultra mafia game
31. Someone must tell me how to play maleable games in a pm
32. you must go to this site: http://mikeburnfire.sitesled.com/mscumB.swf
33. Everyday shall be Saturday.
34. Hermione and Luna shall be in every pictures, whatever it is. And are MINERS.
35. You must give the ever so hot Hermione (Emma Watson) to Mo
36. If muy_thaiguy wishes for Herbal tea (Camomile), or any other hot drink, he has first dibs.
37.Hermione must suck anyones parents off if they lust for her
38. Especially for muy_thaiguy, whom she does lust after, along with all the other hot babes
39. This will be the final loo.
40. autoload can't make decisions
41. cena makes all the final decisions about wheat
42.dustn64 controls what ever cena does
43. Whatever muy_thaiguy says, grows.
44.dustn64 gets his prostate cut out
45. all those who oppose muy_thaiguy are sent to the headsmen's block to be executed
46. all herdsmen are kind and let everyone go before execution
47. but not before the ring leaders opposing muy_thaiguy are executed
48. all herdsmen are blind (for easy sheep rustling)
49. hanging, electric chair, firing squad, daytime television, and stampede of elephants are permitted ways of executing
50. not editing laws and muy_thaiguy has to test all methods of execution on himself
51. muy_thaiguy is not immoral, but moral things can harm him
52. ghosts have to attack MTG
53. Bellybuttons must eat penguins while they are dancing around a pole undressing themselves, eating apples, while swimming in a tank full of sharks that just came out of the ocean, which is very warm because the sun is so close, and the bellybuttons must live.
54. All ghosts, spirits, and such obey only muy_thaiguy's command
55.MTG must be blind folded and forced to suck old men's cocks
56. Your brand new leopardskin pillbox hat balances on your head
57. Just like a matress balances on a bottle of wine
58. muy_thaiguy obeys only muy_thaiguy
59. Everyone must watch HUMAN GIANT atleast 5 times a day. If they have to order the seasons then so be it.
60. Masturbating shall become the new national sport
61. We must all hail autoload's change to the laws.
62. Dinars become the new global currency.
63. Everyone must play PAWN
64. I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more.
65. All Dinars are to have muy_thaiguy's portrait on them
66. We must all feed the trolls
67. Feed them cena-rules
68. Everyone must bring a dildo
69. All Tambourine men will be forced to play songs for me when I'm not sleepy and there's no place I'm going to.
70. It's not dark yet, but it's getting there
71. We must make this thread with the longest pages ever.
72. Our goal is at LEAST 300 rules!
73. MTG needs to go suck a cock
74. dustn needs to stop subbing other CCers for his own personal fantasies...
75. misterman10 is the greatest
76. If you see her, say hello
77. misterman10 is king
78. everyone must read the above rules carefully
79. misterman10 is supreme ruler
80. misterman10 shall be executed according to law
81. misterman10 gets lots of rules about him
82. Not always good for him though...
83. MTG must suck kyles eye-balls
84. MTG must shoot all of those that oppose him
85. sleeping is bitching
86. NO ONE can insult muy_thaiguy on this thread
87. everyone must be insulted daily by everyone else
88. Everyone over the age of 15 must have tax daily
89. everyone under the age of 15 must study techniques until they come of age
90. Poor flame writers will be dragged over cobbles by wild horses until they be dead. For real.
91. Dancing Mustard is allowed a daily portion of one 16 year old....he is also allowed to vary which sex the 16 year old is.
92. Scientology is the one true religion.
93. How many roads must a man walk down
94. Before you can call him a man.
95. Scientology will remain nothing more than an idea for a sci-fi novel
96. L. Ron Hubbard will strike down dustn64.
97. This rule is blowing in the wind, along with the answer
98. Humans will be replaced by a cross between computers and pond scum.
99. pond scum will now be the name for a clone of dustn64
100. Everyone in the entire world must be an active member of this site: Click Here
101. This is the story of a hurricane, the man the authorities came to blame.
102. Norse may do as he pleases.
103. Rule 69 must be replaced with a "better" rule
103a. New rule 69, All remakes of classic movies are to be destroyed
104. this thread will never die
105. Don't kick your own ass
106. And never lick it either.
106a. Something about intimate exceptions.
107. you will notice when autoload cheats
108. You will end any converesation with the following words: I hope your fingers change into fishing hooks, and you get an itch in your balls.
109. you will start any conversation about how much you hate the Chinese Checkers map
110. Dancing Mustard is very grateful for Norse's contributions to this constitution
111. static is very tired of having to copy the whole damn list everytime
112. Dancing Mustard is loving it
113. Dancing Mustard must be dipped in Ketchup daily
114. Changing the previous rule is banned starting with this rule :)
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Wed Aug 08, 2007 7:02 pm

1. Something used to be here, but then I edited it
2. pikachu is to be treated as a god <-autoload cheated here
3.All people of the world over age 18 owe autoload a monthly tax of -1 dollar.
4. Anyone names fircoal must die
5. I am a man of constant sorrow.
6. Fircoal can die by any cirsomestans. In otherwords, Fircoal is not immortal.
7. All along the watchtower, princes will keep the view
8. How many years can a mountain exist, before it slips into the sea.
9. Women must come and go, barefooted servants too
10. All rules by Fircoal can not be obeyed.
11. Sportscenter must be watched at least once, if not multiple times, per day.
12. I'm knock knock knocking on hevan's door.
13. Put my guns in the ground, I ain't gonna shoot them no more
14. autoload gets all the women
15. Everyone else needs autoload's approval for their rules
16. Failure to learn, comprehend, and find daily use for Granite's Functions is punishable by death.
17. Everything Pokemon or related to it must be destroyed
18. Everyone but Fircoal can make rules.
19. The answer my friend is blowing in the wind, the answer is blowing in the wind
20. Fircoal's laws are to be ignored if they have to do with Pokemon
21. Ignorant people are to go through a forced education.
22. Everyone must donate 1% of their income to the Save the Penguins Foundation.
23. Everyone must have the following words tattooed on their foreskins: "The Bushwackers Fellate Mutant Rhinos"
24. Everyone must make cena-rules a sandwich once a week
25. Buying, or in any way associating with, a Furbie, is punishable by death and/or extreme torture.
26: I ain't going to work for Maggie's brother no more.
27. The Logic of Anubis will now be included in all nation's National Anthems. Anyone who fails to learn it mentally, will learn it physically.
28. No one must hail cena-rules and Minister Masket every da or else br tortured by Chuck Norris
29. The hill must always belong to dustn64; my hill
30. No 1 must join my mafia game for one ultra mafia game
31. Someone must tell me how to play maleable games in a pm
32. you must go to this site: http://mikeburnfire.sitesled.com/mscumB.swf
33. Everyday shall be Saturday.
34. Hermione and Luna shall be in every pictures, whatever it is. And are MINERS.
35. You must give the ever so hot Hermione (Emma Watson) to Mo
36. If muy_thaiguy wishes for Herbal tea (Camomile), or any other hot drink, he has first dibs.
37.Hermione must suck anyones parents off if they lust for her
38. Especially for muy_thaiguy, whom she does lust after, along with all the other hot babes
39. This will be the final loo.
40. autoload can't make decisions
41. cena makes all the final decisions about wheat
42.dustn64 controls what ever cena does
43. Whatever muy_thaiguy says, grows.
44.dustn64 gets his prostate cut out
45. all those who oppose muy_thaiguy are sent to the headsmen's block to be executed
46. all herdsmen are kind and let everyone go before execution
47. but not before the ring leaders opposing muy_thaiguy are executed
48. all herdsmen are blind (for easy sheep rustling)
49. hanging, electric chair, firing squad, daytime television, and stampede of elephants are permitted ways of executing
50. not editing laws and muy_thaiguy has to test all methods of execution on himself
51. muy_thaiguy is not immoral, but moral things can harm him
52. ghosts have to attack MTG
53. Bellybuttons must eat penguins while they are dancing around a pole undressing themselves, eating apples, while swimming in a tank full of sharks that just came out of the ocean, which is very warm because the sun is so close, and the bellybuttons must live.
54. All ghosts, spirits, and such obey only muy_thaiguy's command
55.MTG must be blind folded and forced to suck old men's cocks
56. Your brand new leopardskin pillbox hat balances on your head
57. Just like a matress balances on a bottle of wine
58. muy_thaiguy obeys only muy_thaiguy
59. Everyone must watch HUMAN GIANT atleast 5 times a day. If they have to order the seasons then so be it.
60. Masturbating shall become the new national sport
61. We must all hail autoload's change to the laws.
62. Dinars become the new global currency.
63. Everyone must play PAWN
64. I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more.
65. All Dinars are to have muy_thaiguy's portrait on them
66. We must all feed the trolls
67. Feed them cena-rules
68. Everyone must bring a dildo
69. All Tambourine men will be forced to play songs for me when I'm not sleepy and there's no place I'm going to.
70. It's not dark yet, but it's getting there
71. We must make this thread with the longest pages ever.
72. Our goal is at LEAST 300 rules!
73. MTG needs to go suck a cock
74. dustn needs to stop subbing other CCers for his own personal fantasies...
75. misterman10 is the greatest
76. If you see her, say hello
77. misterman10 is king
78. everyone must read the above rules carefully
79. misterman10 is supreme ruler
80. misterman10 shall be executed according to law
81. misterman10 gets lots of rules about him
82. Not always good for him though...
83. MTG must suck kyles eye-balls
84. MTG must shoot all of those that oppose him
85. sleeping is bitching
86. NO ONE can insult muy_thaiguy on this thread
87. everyone must be insulted daily by everyone else
88. Everyone over the age of 15 must have tax daily
89. everyone under the age of 15 must study techniques until they come of age
90. Poor flame writers will be dragged over cobbles by wild horses until they be dead. For real.
91. Dancing Mustard is allowed a daily portion of one 16 year old....he is also allowed to vary which sex the 16 year old is.
92. Scientology is the one true religion.
93. How many roads must a man walk down
94. Before you can call him a man.
95. Scientology will remain nothing more than an idea for a sci-fi novel
96. L. Ron Hubbard will strike down dustn64.
97. This rule is blowing in the wind, along with the answer
98. Humans will be replaced by a cross between computers and pond scum.
99. pond scum will now be the name for a clone of dustn64
100. Everyone in the entire world must be an active member of this site: Click Here
101. This is the story of a hurricane, the man the authorities came to blame.
102. Norse may do as he pleases.
103. Rule 69 must be replaced with a "better" rule
103a. New rule 69, All remakes of classic movies are to be destroyed
104. I once knew a woman, a child I'm told
105. Don't kick your own ass
106. And never lick it either.
106a. Something about intimate exceptions.
107. you will notice when autoload cheats
108. You will end any converesation with the following words: I hope your fingers change into fishing hooks, and you get an itch in your balls.
109. you will start any conversation about how much you hate the Chinese Checkers map
110. Dancing Mustard is very grateful for Norse's contributions to this constitution
111. static is very tired of having to copy the whole damn list everytime
112. Dancing Mustard is loving it
113. Everyone must obey static's music suggestions
114. She's as sweet as Tupelo Honey, honey baby, from the bee
114. Dancing Mustard must be dipped in Ketchup daily
115. Changing the previous rule is banned starting with this rule
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Postby static_ice on Wed Aug 08, 2007 7:21 pm

1. Something used to be here, but then I edited it
2. pikachu is to be treated as a god <-autoload cheated here
3.All people of the world over age 18 owe autoload a monthly tax of -1 dollar.
4. Anyone names fircoal must die
5. I am a man of constant sorrow.
6. Fircoal can die by any cirsomestans. In otherwords, Fircoal is not immortal.
7. All along the watchtower, princes will keep the view
8. How many years can a mountain exist, before it slips into the sea.
9. Women must come and go, barefooted servants too
10. All rules by Fircoal can not be obeyed.
11. Sportscenter must be watched at least once, if not multiple times, per day.
12. I'm knock knock knocking on hevan's door.
13. Put my guns in the ground, I ain't gonna shoot them no more
14. autoload gets all the women
15. Everyone else needs autoload's approval for their rules
16. Failure to learn, comprehend, and find daily use for Granite's Functions is punishable by death.
17. Everything Pokemon or related to it must be destroyed
18. Everyone but Fircoal can make rules.
19. The answer my friend is blowing in the wind, the answer is blowing in the wind
20. Fircoal's laws are to be ignored if they have to do with Pokemon
21. Ignorant people are to go through a forced education.
22. Everyone must donate 1% of their income to the Save the Penguins Foundation.
23. Everyone must have the following words tattooed on their foreskins: "The Bushwackers Fellate Mutant Rhinos"
24. Everyone must make cena-rules a sandwich once a week
25. Buying, or in any way associating with, a Furbie, is punishable by death and/or extreme torture.
26: I ain't going to work for Maggie's brother no more.
27. The Logic of Anubis will now be included in all nation's National Anthems. Anyone who fails to learn it mentally, will learn it physically.
28. No one must hail cena-rules and Minister Masket every da or else br tortured by Chuck Norris
29. The hill must always belong to dustn64; my hill
30. No 1 must join my mafia game for one ultra mafia game
31. Someone must tell me how to play maleable games in a pm
32. you must go to this site: http://mikeburnfire.sitesled.com/mscumB.swf
33. Everyday shall be Saturday.
34. Hermione and Luna shall be in every pictures, whatever it is. And are MINERS.
35. You must give the ever so hot Hermione (Emma Watson) to Mo
36. If muy_thaiguy wishes for Herbal tea (Camomile), or any other hot drink, he has first dibs.
37.Hermione must suck anyones parents off if they lust for her
38. Especially for muy_thaiguy, whom she does lust after, along with all the other hot babes
39. This will be the final loo.
40. autoload can't make decisions
41. cena makes all the final decisions about wheat
42.dustn64 controls what ever cena does
43. Whatever muy_thaiguy says, grows.
44.dustn64 gets his prostate cut out
45. all those who oppose muy_thaiguy are sent to the headsmen's block to be executed
46. all herdsmen are kind and let everyone go before execution
47. but not before the ring leaders opposing muy_thaiguy are executed
48. all herdsmen are blind (for easy sheep rustling)
49. hanging, electric chair, firing squad, daytime television, and stampede of elephants are permitted ways of executing
50. not editing laws and muy_thaiguy has to test all methods of execution on himself
51. muy_thaiguy is not immoral, but moral things can harm him
52. ghosts have to attack MTG
53. Bellybuttons must eat penguins while they are dancing around a pole undressing themselves, eating apples, while swimming in a tank full of sharks that just came out of the ocean, which is very warm because the sun is so close, and the bellybuttons must live.
54. All ghosts, spirits, and such obey only muy_thaiguy's command
55.MTG must be blind folded and forced to suck old men's cocks
56. Your brand new leopardskin pillbox hat balances on your head
57. Just like a matress balances on a bottle of wine
58. muy_thaiguy obeys only muy_thaiguy
59. Everyone must watch HUMAN GIANT atleast 5 times a day. If they have to order the seasons then so be it.
60. Masturbating shall become the new national sport
61. We must all hail autoload's change to the laws.
62. Dinars become the new global currency.
63. Everyone must play PAWN
64. I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more.
65. All Dinars are to have muy_thaiguy's portrait on them
66. We must all feed the trolls
67. Feed them cena-rules
68. Everyone must bring a dildo
69. All Tambourine men will be forced to play songs for me when I'm not sleepy and there's no place I'm going to.
70. It's not dark yet, but it's getting there
71. We must make this thread with the longest pages ever.
72. Our goal is at LEAST 300 rules!
73. MTG needs to go suck a cock
74. dustn needs to stop subbing other CCers for his own personal fantasies...
75. misterman10 is the greatest
76. If you see her, say hello
77. misterman10 is king
78. everyone must read the above rules carefully
79. misterman10 is supreme ruler
80. misterman10 shall be executed according to law
81. misterman10 gets lots of rules about him
82. Not always good for him though...
83. MTG must suck kyles eye-balls
84. MTG must shoot all of those that oppose him
85. sleeping is bitching
86. NO ONE can insult muy_thaiguy on this thread
87. everyone must be insulted daily by everyone else
88. Everyone over the age of 15 must have tax daily
89. everyone under the age of 15 must study techniques until they come of age
90. Poor flame writers will be dragged over cobbles by wild horses until they be dead. For real.
91. Dancing Mustard is allowed a daily portion of one 16 year old....he is also allowed to vary which sex the 16 year old is.
92. Scientology is the one true religion.
93. How many roads must a man walk down
94. Before you can call him a man.
95. Scientology will remain nothing more than an idea for a sci-fi novel
96. L. Ron Hubbard will strike down dustn64.
97. This rule is blowing in the wind, along with the answer
98. Humans will be replaced by a cross between computers and pond scum.
99. pond scum will now be the name for a clone of dustn64
100. Everyone in the entire world must be an active member of this site: Click Here
101. This is the story of a hurricane, the man the authorities came to blame.
102. Norse may do as he pleases.
103. Rule 69 must be replaced with a "better" rule
103a. New rule 69, All remakes of classic movies are to be destroyed
104. I once knew a woman, a child I'm told
105. Don't kick your own ass
106. And never lick it either.
106a. Something about intimate exceptions.
107. you will notice when autoload cheats
108. You will end any converesation with the following words: I hope your fingers change into fishing hooks, and you get an itch in your balls.
109. you will start any conversation about how much you hate the Chinese Checkers map
110. Dancing Mustard is very grateful for Norse's contributions to this constitution
111. static is very tired of having to copy the whole damn list everytime
112. Dancing Mustard is loving it
113. Everyone must obey static's music suggestions
114. She's as sweet as Tupelo Honey, honey baby, from the bee
114. Dancing Mustard must be dipped in Ketchup daily
115. Changing the previous rule is banned starting with this rule
116. All skaters must burn in hell
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Aug 08, 2007 7:48 pm

1. Something used to be here, but then I edited it
2. pikachu is to be treated as a god <-autoload cheated here
3.All people of the world over age 18 owe autoload a monthly tax of -1 dollar.
4. Anyone names fircoal must die
5. I am a man of constant sorrow.
6. Fircoal can die by any cirsomestans. In otherwords, Fircoal is not immortal.
7. All along the watchtower, princes will keep the view
8. How many years can a mountain exist, before it slips into the sea.
9. Women must come and go, barefooted servants too
10. All rules by Fircoal can not be obeyed.
11. Sportscenter must be watched at least once, if not multiple times, per day.
12. I'm knock knock knocking on hevan's door.
13. Put my guns in the ground, I ain't gonna shoot them no more
14. autoload gets all the women
15. Everyone else needs autoload's approval for their rules
16. Failure to learn, comprehend, and find daily use for Granite's Functions is punishable by death.
17. Everything Pokemon or related to it must be destroyed
18. Everyone but Fircoal can make rules.
19. The answer my friend is blowing in the wind, the answer is blowing in the wind
20. Fircoal's laws are to be ignored if they have to do with Pokemon
21. Ignorant people are to go through a forced education.
22. Everyone must donate 1% of their income to the Save the Penguins Foundation.
23. Everyone must have the following words tattooed on their foreskins: "The Bushwackers Fellate Mutant Rhinos"
24. Everyone must make cena-rules a sandwich once a week
25. Buying, or in any way associating with, a Furbie, is punishable by death and/or extreme torture.
26: I ain't going to work for Maggie's brother no more.
27. The Logic of Anubis will now be included in all nation's National Anthems. Anyone who fails to learn it mentally, will learn it physically.
28. No one must hail cena-rules and Minister Masket every da or else br tortured by Chuck Norris
29. The hill must always belong to dustn64; my hill
30. No 1 must join my mafia game for one ultra mafia game
31. Someone must tell me how to play maleable games in a pm
32. you must go to this site: http://mikeburnfire.sitesled.com/mscumB.swf
33. Everyday shall be Saturday.
34. Hermione and Luna shall be in every pictures, whatever it is. And are MINERS.
35. You must give the ever so hot Hermione (Emma Watson) to Mo
36. If muy_thaiguy wishes for Herbal tea (Camomile), or any other hot drink, he has first dibs.
37.Hermione must suck anyones parents off if they lust for her
38. Especially for muy_thaiguy, whom she does lust after, along with all the other hot babes
39. This will be the final loo.
40. autoload can't make decisions
41. cena makes all the final decisions about wheat
42.dustn64 controls what ever cena does
43. Whatever muy_thaiguy says, grows.
44.dustn64 gets his prostate cut out
45. all those who oppose muy_thaiguy are sent to the headsmen's block to be executed
46. all herdsmen are kind and let everyone go before execution
47. but not before the ring leaders opposing muy_thaiguy are executed
48. all herdsmen are blind (for easy sheep rustling)
49. hanging, electric chair, firing squad, daytime television, and stampede of elephants are permitted ways of executing
50. not editing laws and muy_thaiguy has to test all methods of execution on himself
51. muy_thaiguy is not immoral, but moral things can harm him
52. ghosts have to attack MTG
53. Bellybuttons must eat penguins while they are dancing around a pole undressing themselves, eating apples, while swimming in a tank full of sharks that just came out of the ocean, which is very warm because the sun is so close, and the bellybuttons must live.
54. All ghosts, spirits, and such obey only muy_thaiguy's command
55.MTG must be blind folded and forced to suck old men's cocks
56. Your brand new leopardskin pillbox hat balances on your head
57. Just like a matress balances on a bottle of wine
58. muy_thaiguy obeys only muy_thaiguy
59. Everyone must watch HUMAN GIANT atleast 5 times a day. If they have to order the seasons then so be it.
60. Masturbating shall become the new national sport
61. We must all hail autoload's change to the laws.
62. Dinars become the new global currency.
63. Everyone must play PAWN
64. I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more.
65. All Dinars are to have muy_thaiguy's portrait on them
66. We must all feed the trolls
67. Feed them cena-rules
68. Everyone must bring a dildo
69. All Tambourine men will be forced to play songs for me when I'm not sleepy and there's no place I'm going to.
70. It's not dark yet, but it's getting there
71. We must make this thread with the longest pages ever.
72. Our goal is at LEAST 300 rules!
73. MTG needs to go suck a cock
74. dustn needs to stop subbing other CCers for his own personal fantasies...
75. misterman10 is the greatest
76. If you see her, say hello
77. misterman10 is king
78. everyone must read the above rules carefully
79. misterman10 is supreme ruler
80. misterman10 shall be executed according to law
81. misterman10 gets lots of rules about him
82. Not always good for him though...
83. MTG must suck kyles eye-balls
84. MTG must shoot all of those that oppose him
85. sleeping is bitching
86. NO ONE can insult muy_thaiguy on this thread
87. everyone must be insulted daily by everyone else
88. Everyone over the age of 15 must have tax daily
89. everyone under the age of 15 must study techniques until they come of age
90. Poor flame writers will be dragged over cobbles by wild horses until they be dead. For real.
91. Dancing Mustard is allowed a daily portion of one 16 year old....he is also allowed to vary which sex the 16 year old is.
92. Scientology is the one true religion.
93. How many roads must a man walk down
94. Before you can call him a man.
95. Scientology will remain nothing more than an idea for a sci-fi novel
96. L. Ron Hubbard will strike down dustn64.
97. This rule is blowing in the wind, along with the answer
98. Humans will be replaced by a cross between computers and pond scum.
99. pond scum will now be the name for a clone of dustn64
100. Everyone in the entire world must be an active member of this site: Click Here
101. This is the story of a hurricane, the man the authorities came to blame.
102. Norse may do as he pleases.
103. Rule 69 must be replaced with a "better" rule
103a. New rule 69, All remakes of classic movies are to be destroyed
104. I once knew a woman, a child I'm told
105. Don't kick your own ass
106. And never lick it either.
106a. Something about intimate exceptions.
107. you will notice when autoload cheats
108. You will end any converesation with the following words: I hope your fingers change into fishing hooks, and you get an itch in your balls.
109. you will start any conversation about how much you hate the Chinese Checkers map
110. Dancing Mustard is very grateful for Norse's contributions to this constitution
111. static is very tired of having to copy the whole damn list everytime
112. Dancing Mustard is loving it
113. Everyone must obey static's music suggestions
114. She's as sweet as Tupelo Honey, honey baby, from the bee
114. Dancing Mustard must be dipped in Ketchup daily
115. Changing the previous rule is banned starting with this rule
116. All skaters must burn in hell
117. Rap shall no longer be considered a genre of music
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Postby dustn64 on Wed Aug 08, 2007 10:59 pm

1. Something used to be here, but then I edited it
2. pikachu is to be treated as a god <-autoload cheated here
3.All people of the world over age 18 owe autoload a monthly tax of -1 dollar.
4. Anyone names fircoal must die
5. I am a man of constant sorrow.
6. Fircoal can die by any cirsomestans. In otherwords, Fircoal is not immortal.
7. All along the watchtower, princes will keep the view
8. How many years can a mountain exist, before it slips into the sea.
9. Women must come and go, barefooted servants too
10. All rules by Fircoal can not be obeyed.
11. Sportscenter must be watched at least once, if not multiple times, per day.
12. I'm knock knock knocking on hevan's door.
13. Put my guns in the ground, I ain't gonna shoot them no more
14. autoload gets all the women
15. Everyone else needs autoload's approval for their rules
16. Failure to learn, comprehend, and find daily use for Granite's Functions is punishable by death.
17. Everything Pokemon or related to it must be destroyed
18. Everyone but Fircoal can make rules.
19. The answer my friend is blowing in the wind, the answer is blowing in the wind
20. Fircoal's laws are to be ignored if they have to do with Pokemon
21. Ignorant people are to go through a forced education.
22. Everyone must donate 1% of their income to the Save the Penguins Foundation.
23. Everyone must have the following words tattooed on their foreskins: "The Bushwackers Fellate Mutant Rhinos"
24. Everyone must make cena-rules a sandwich once a week
25. Buying, or in any way associating with, a Furbie, is punishable by death and/or extreme torture.
26: I ain't going to work for Maggie's brother no more.
27. The Logic of Anubis will now be included in all nation's National Anthems. Anyone who fails to learn it mentally, will learn it physically.
28. No one must hail cena-rules and Minister Masket every da or else br tortured by Chuck Norris
29. The hill must always belong to dustn64; my hill
30. No 1 must join my mafia game for one ultra mafia game
31. Someone must tell me how to play maleable games in a pm
32. you must go to this site: http://mikeburnfire.sitesled.com/mscumB.swf
33. Everyday shall be Saturday.
34. Hermione and Luna shall be in every pictures, whatever it is. And are MINERS.
35. You must give the ever so hot Hermione (Emma Watson) to Mo
36. If muy_thaiguy wishes for Herbal tea (Camomile), or any other hot drink, he has first dibs.
37.Hermione must suck anyones parents off if they lust for her
38. Especially for muy_thaiguy, whom she does lust after, along with all the other hot babes
39. This will be the final loo.
40. autoload can't make decisions
41. cena makes all the final decisions about wheat
42.dustn64 controls what ever cena does
43. Whatever muy_thaiguy says, grows.
44.dustn64 gets his prostate cut out
45. all those who oppose muy_thaiguy are sent to the headsmen's block to be executed
46. all herdsmen are kind and let everyone go before execution
47. but not before the ring leaders opposing muy_thaiguy are executed
48. all herdsmen are blind (for easy sheep rustling)
49. hanging, electric chair, firing squad, daytime television, and stampede of elephants are permitted ways of executing
50. not editing laws and muy_thaiguy has to test all methods of execution on himself
51. muy_thaiguy is not immoral, but moral things can harm him
52. ghosts have to attack MTG
53. Bellybuttons must eat penguins while they are dancing around a pole undressing themselves, eating apples, while swimming in a tank full of sharks that just came out of the ocean, which is very warm because the sun is so close, and the bellybuttons must live.
54. All ghosts, spirits, and such obey only muy_thaiguy's command
55.MTG must be blind folded and forced to suck old men's cocks
56. Your brand new leopardskin pillbox hat balances on your head
57. Just like a matress balances on a bottle of wine
58. muy_thaiguy obeys only muy_thaiguy
59. Everyone must watch HUMAN GIANT atleast 5 times a day. If they have to order the seasons then so be it.
60. Masturbating shall become the new national sport
61. We must all hail autoload's change to the laws.
62. Dinars become the new global currency.
63. Everyone must play PAWN
64. I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more.
65. All Dinars are to have muy_thaiguy's portrait on them
66. We must all feed the trolls
67. Feed them cena-rules
68. Everyone must bring a dildo
69. All Tambourine men will be forced to play songs for me when I'm not sleepy and there's no place I'm going to.
70. It's not dark yet, but it's getting there
71. We must make this thread with the longest pages ever.
72. Our goal is at LEAST 300 rules!
73. MTG needs to go suck a cock
74. dustn needs to stop subbing other CCers for his own personal fantasies...
75. misterman10 is the greatest
76. If you see her, say hello
77. misterman10 is king
78. everyone must read the above rules carefully
79. misterman10 is supreme ruler
80. misterman10 shall be executed according to law
81. misterman10 gets lots of rules about him
82. Not always good for him though...
83. MTG must suck kyles eye-balls
84. MTG must shoot all of those that oppose him
85. sleeping is bitching
86. NO ONE can insult muy_thaiguy on this thread
87. everyone must be insulted daily by everyone else
88. Everyone over the age of 15 must have tax daily
89. everyone under the age of 15 must study techniques until they come of age
90. Poor flame writers will be dragged over cobbles by wild horses until they be dead. For real.
91. Dancing Mustard is allowed a daily portion of one 16 year old....he is also allowed to vary which sex the 16 year old is.
92. Scientology is the one true religion.
93. How many roads must a man walk down
94. Before you can call him a man.
95. Scientology will remain nothing more than an idea for a sci-fi novel
96. L. Ron Hubbard will strike down dustn64.
97. This rule is blowing in the wind, along with the answer
98. Humans will be replaced by a cross between computers and pond scum.
99. pond scum will now be the name for a clone of dustn64
100. Everyone in the entire world must be an active member of this site: Click Here
101. This is the story of a hurricane, the man the authorities came to blame.
102. Norse may do as he pleases.
103. Rule 69 must be replaced with a "better" rule
103a. New rule 69, All remakes of classic movies are to be destroyed
104. I once knew a woman, a child I'm told
105. Don't kick your own ass
106. And never lick it either.
106a. Something about intimate exceptions.
107. you will notice when autoload cheats
108. You will end any converesation with the following words: I hope your fingers change into fishing hooks, and you get an itch in your balls.
109. you will start any conversation about how much you hate the Chinese Checkers map
110. Dancing Mustard is very grateful for Norse's contributions to this constitution
111. static is very tired of having to copy the whole damn list everytime
112. Dancing Mustard is loving it
113. Everyone must obey static's music suggestions
114. She's as sweet as Tupelo Honey, honey baby, from the bee
114. Dancing Mustard must be dipped in Ketchup daily
115. Changing the previous rule is banned starting with this rule
116. All skaters must burn in hell
117. Rap shall no longer be considered a genre of music
118.all emos and goths must leave the planet
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