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Postby lalaland on Sat Aug 11, 2007 3:55 pm

granted, but as soon as you are about to take a drink there is an earthquake and you spill it all over yourself.

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Postby Hitman079 on Sat Aug 11, 2007 3:57 pm

granted, but you spend so much time on CC everyone you love leaves you since you yourself can never leave your computer chair. you die of a heart attack/depression.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Sat Aug 11, 2007 5:45 pm

Granted, but then you break them and they turn out to be the owened by the drummer of Def Leppard (I know, spelling), you get sued to the brink of death.

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Postby freezie on Sat Aug 11, 2007 5:55 pm

granted, but way too small for you.


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Postby agtsmitty on Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:26 pm

Granted, but just as you get it, you develop an allergy to chlorine, and can no longer swim in it while its algae free.

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Postby misterman10 on Sat Aug 11, 2007 8:06 pm

granted, but you get in a crash from speeding and die

i wish i could have another popsicle, or some soda
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Postby Cheesemore on Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:21 pm

You get your popsicle, but b4 you can eat it, it melts

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Postby misterman10 on Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:27 pm

granted, but since they suck it doesnt matter :lol:

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Postby Cheesemore on Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:29 pm

Granted, but then you never go to school and get a crappy job scrubbing toliets (pun unintened)

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Postby misterman10 on Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:32 pm

granted, but the bell is too heavy

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Postby 0ojakeo0 on Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:33 pm

Cheesemore wrote:Granted, but then you never go to school and get a crappy job scrubbing toliets (pun unintened)

I wish my baseball team could play in the Championship of our league (double elminination and we've only lost once, and they won't let us)


granted but in the championship game w/ 2 out bases loaded and 2 strikes the ball hits you but u swing anyway and strikeout.(happened i wuz pitching



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Postby muy_thaiguy on Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:33 pm

Granted, you are now stuck in bed and get bedsores.

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Postby misterman10 on Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:33 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:Granted, you are now stuck in bed and get bedsores.

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fast posted again
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Postby Cheesemore on Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:34 pm

Granted, but it doesn't bring you happiness

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Postby misterman10 on Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:34 pm

granted, but it gets so long that you accidentally suffocate yourself

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Postby Cheesemore on Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:34 pm

haha fast posted you
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Postby misterman10 on Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:38 pm

Cheesemore wrote:haha fast posted you


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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sun Aug 12, 2007 4:11 am

Granted but someone else comes along and is just as annoying as Jake

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Postby jnd94 on Sun Aug 12, 2007 8:00 am

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Granted but someone else comes along and is just as annoying as Jake

I wish i had a unlimited supply of Coke Cola and that willis was my slave!


granted, but the coke has laxatives in it and willis revolts and burns down your house.

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Postby Honibaz on Sun Aug 12, 2007 8:12 am

jnd94 wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:Granted but someone else comes along and is just as annoying as Jake

I wish i had a unlimited supply of Coke Cola and that willis was my slave!


granted, but the coke has laxatives in it and willis revolts and burns down your house.

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Granted, but you later get kicked out of CC because lackattack doesn't trust you anymore.

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Postby cena-rules on Sun Aug 12, 2007 8:20 am

granted. You are on CC anyway. You then get kicked out of CC therefore being kicked out of paradise.

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Postby lalaland on Sun Aug 12, 2007 8:31 am

granted, but with each extra wish you MUST wish for even more wishes, so you never get to do anything with them.

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Postby cena-rules on Sun Aug 12, 2007 8:39 am

granted but you only know 1 word in each language

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Postby agtsmitty on Sun Aug 12, 2007 10:03 am

Granted, but all the former Pokemon enthusiast no longer have anything to devote their lives to, so they unite to make your life as miserable as possible.

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Postby Gold Knight on Sun Aug 12, 2007 10:46 am

Granted, but you end up at a "Futbol" game because it was a European wish granter.

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