Football game. Season 1 complete.

[pmchugh]

Yay pmchugh is back. Pardon my extreme bluntness but are you still gonna start playing mafia again?

Not sure, possibly, I don't want to play too many because that was half the reason why I couldn't keep up with this. Now pardon my extreme extreme bluntness but are you going to replace in here or are you just gonna pull it off topic?

[william18]

Yay pmchugh is back. Pardon my extreme bluntness but are you still gonna start playing mafia again?

Not sure, possibly, I don't want to play too many because that was half the reason why I couldn't keep up with this. Now pardon my extreme extreme bluntness but are you going to replace in here or are you just gonna pull it off topic?

I havn't read a single rule so it's best I probably shouldn't replace.

[pmchugh]

lol you don't have too but I need someone to replace and here are the rules:

This is a 7-a-side football game, i have made a program which calculates football scores between two 7-a-side teams based on a number of different aspects. You may choose which areas to train in, and change about your starting 7 to try and achieve different results. The areas for training are:

Attack
Defense
Pace
Fitness
Team Moral
Set pieces
Discipline
Strength
Passing
Technique

You will get 500 training points per game and you may place them in what ever areas you choose except you must have at least 20 points in every section and a maximum of 80 points in any one section. It works out that you have an average of 50 points per section.

You will be inheriting johnyrottens team who are 5th in the league and in the FA cup semi-final here is his squad:

TRC (jr)
1. Freidel, 36, Excellent
2. Terry, 27, World Class
8. Carragher 30, Excellent
4. Barnes 19, Excellent
5. Flamini 24, Excellent
6. Hargreaves, 27, Excellent
7. Shevchenko, 31, Excellent

8. Hutton 23, Excellent
9. Nolan, 25, Very Good
10. McFadden, 24, Excellent

Someone please sign up so we can get this up and running, or JR hurry up and return.

[pancakemix]

I'll give it a go.

[pmchugh]

I'll give it a go.

Good

Breaking news

Manager of TR Clowns johnyrotten has been sacked, rumours are that he failed to show up for training after falling out with his chairmen. JR is going to be replaced by pancakemix although in-experienced he said he would "give it a go".

[Iliad]

All nice and inexperienced

When will the matches be?

[sam_levi_11]

delete me

[sam_levi_11]

just a suggestion....

Confirmed Players to Arrive:
Buffon world class
Casillas world class
Boruc excellent
Dida excellent
Victor Valdes excellent

Totally Agree, I had them down as that ^^^^

Puyol world class
Cannavaro world class
Corluka excellent
Chivu excellent
Pepe excellent

Sounds good to me

Quaresma excellent
Modric excellent
Deco world class
Sneijder world class
Van Der Vaart world class
Arshavin world class
Danny Alves world class (and a DEFENDER!)
McGeady V. good
Pirlo world class

A few to many world class if you ask me plus McGeady must be excellent!

Messi world class
Robinho excellent
Henry world class
Van Nistilrooy world class
Ronaldinho world class
Aguero world class
Ibrahimovitch world class

Again a few too many world class, and Messi Footballing God?



also can i ask for matias fernandez (world class) is he really that good I don't know much about him? and simao (excellent) and forlan (world class) to be added?

Thanks for the suggestions.

fernandez is totally brilliant, he is villareals star young player, and one of la ligas biggest prospects.

messi footballing god i agree.

ibrahimovitch can maybe be excellent.

van der vaart also excellent or maybe v. good. mcgeady i think is still a v. good for now.

[icedagger]

Oh come on Robinho is easily world class

You should add some less good players too.. possible the entire Scotland squad?

[sam_levi_11]

nah robinho is too stop start, if he proves himself then who knows but he is too stop start

[pmchugh]

Oh come on Robinho is easily world class

You should add some less good players too.. possible the entire Scotland squad?

(ignores dig at Scotland)Sounds good to me:

Gordon -already there
McGregor- adding him

Hutton- already there
McManus- V. Good
Caldwell- Good
Naysmith- good
Broadfoot- Footballing God

Ferguson- Excellent
Fletcher- already there
Brown- V. Good
Maloney- V. Good
Robson- V. Good
Hartley- Good

McFadden- already there
Miller- already there
S. Flether- V. Good

Problem is most are either already there or unlikely to be bought who is going to buy V. Good players?

Robinho I'm not sure about him he certainly has the abitlity if he can find the consistency. I'd probably say world class.

First game seconds away, I now write the match reports in WP so the site doesn't screw me over.

[pmchugh]

CCPL Matchday 6

Matchday 6:
Thunder Hawks(amino) v Red Stick Cajuns(LSU)
Down Under United(iliad) v TR Clowns (pancake)
Norfolk and Chance(ice) v TWAT (lozz)
Emo United (sam) v Redcar Royals (cena)

Game 1:
Thunder Hawks(amino) v Red Stick Cajuns(LSU)

Teams:
Thunder Hawks (animo)
1. Given 31, Excellent
2. R. Ferdinand 29, Excellent
3. Sagna 25, Very Good
4. Ballack, 31, Very Good
5. Pederson 26, Very Good
6. Denilson 20, Very Good
7. Viduka, 32, Very Good

8. Mellberg, 30, Very Good
9. A. Smith 27, Very Good
10. Agbonlahor, 21, Very Good
11. Whitehead 26, Good
12. Dawson 24, Excellent


Red Stick Cajuns (lsu)
1. Reina, 25 Excellent
2. Ashley Cole 27, Excellent
3. Clichy 22, Excellent
4. Lucas 21, Very Good
5. Alonso, 26, Excellent
6. C. Ronaldo 23, Footballing God
7. D. Bent, 24, Excellent

8. Hibbert 27, Good
9. Kranjcar 23, Good
10. Zarate, 21, Very Good
11. Huddlestone, 21, Good


After a short break the CCPL resumes with a vital game for both teams, a win for RSC is needed for them to keep up in the title race where as Thunder Hawks must avoid defeat or else they will fall further into relegation troubles.

Match Report:
The game starts of in dramatic fashion as a chance arises after just 31 seconds. Thunder Hawks take kick off but immediately lose possession, a wayward pass from Denilson goes to Alonso, who sprays a pass wide to Ronaldo who cuts inside and skins Sagna he runs into the box and draws Ferdinand towards him, he then slips the ball across the box for an easy tap in for Bent, who duly delivers and scores the quickest goal in CCPL history. Thunder Hawks 0-1 Red Stick Cajuns.

The early goal seemed to dishearten TH a little and RSC took control of the game, stringing together some nice passes in the midfield. Ronaldo was again instrumental on 20 mins when Red Stick carved open another chance. Ronaldo flew down the left wing and swung a ball into the edge of the box, Bent ran on to it and knocked the ball past Ferdinand, he then tried to curl the ball into the bottom corner but Given dived to his left and made a great save.

For the remainder of the half Red Stick controlled the play but failed to create any openings the creativity seemed to have died and Thunder Hawks were looking more dangerous on the counter attack.

In the second half TH began to play a little better but still the majority of possession was in RSC’s control, despite this TH managed to create their first major chance. A long ball from Ballack was headed on by Viduka, Pederson ran onto it, controlled it and nut-megged Lucas. He came running through on goal with just Reina to beat, he chose to pass it back to Viduka rather than shoot, and the pass was intercepted by Ashley Cole who cleared the ball away. He really should have shot.

Not long after Red Stick came up with a chance of their own. A poor clearance by Sagna fell to Bent who chested the ball down, he spotted a run being made by Lucas and played a pass perfectly weighted in front of him. Lucas ran to the by-line and cut it back across goal, Ronaldo ran in at the back post and headed it towards the back post, Given stretched out a hand and got his fingertips to it, this was just enough to take it past the post.

In the last 25 mins Thunder Hawks started to push forward in search for an equaliser and the chance came to produce one with just 5 minutes remaining. Ballack managed to win a corner off of Clichy in the corner and Ferdinand came up from the back for the corner. The ball was swung in by Denilson And Ferdinand went up against Ronaldo at the front post the ball soared over both to Pederson at the back post who had an easy header to snatch a point, he headed it down into the ground and it bounces into the net! But the referee’s whistle blows for a foul! The replay clearly shows a push by Ferdinand on Ronaldo that stopped him from clearing the ball and RSC walk away with all three points.

Thunder Hawks 0-1 Red Stick Cajuns.
-----------------------Bent 1

[icedagger]

Things go from bad to worse for animo then.. could a suprise transfer in of manager/maestro icedagger from TWAT be in the offing?

[sam_levi_11]

but who else?

[pancakemix]

I'm frightened about how I'll do.

[pmchugh]

Danny Alves world class (and a DEFENDER!)

Was wondering what you meant by this were you thinking about Dani Alves? I was talking about Danny, who plays for Zenit and as far as I know he can't play in defense, am I wrong?

p.s Game 2 later today.

[sam_levi_11]

Danny Alves world class (and a DEFENDER!)

Was wondering what you meant by this were you thinking about Dani Alves? I was talking about Danny, who plays for Zenit and as far as I know he can't play in defense, am I wrong?

p.s Game 2 later today.

yes i read it wrong, sorry mate.

also come on pcm, i want a draw from you against illiad.

also no way world class, he's excellent

[sam_levi_11]

i think im in a good positition, look at the fixtures, ice has to play lozz, lozz had to play illiad. Im only a point behind, if i win both my games at the half way stage ill be doing well.

[pancakemix]

Danny Alves world class (and a DEFENDER!)

Was wondering what you meant by this were you thinking about Dani Alves? I was talking about Danny, who plays for Zenit and as far as I know he can't play in defense, am I wrong?

p.s Game 2 later today.

yes i read it wrong, sorry mate.

also come on pcm, i want a draw from you against illiad.

also no way world class, he's excellent

I guess we'll see, won't we?

[pmchugh]

CCPL Matchday 6

Matchday 6:
Thunder Hawks(amino) 0-1 Red Stick Cajuns(LSU)
Down Under United(iliad) v TR Clowns (pancake)
Norfolk and Chance(ice) v TWAT (lozz)
Emo United (sam) v Redcar Royals (cena)

Game 2:
Down Under United(iliad) v TR Clowns (pancake)

Teams:
Down Under United (illy)
1. Hart 20, Very Good
2. Vidic 26, Excellent
3. Agger 23, Excellent
4. A. Young 22, Very Good
5. Lampard, 29, World Class
6. Giggs, 34, World Class
7. Drogba, 30, World Class
8. Yobo 27, Very Good
9. Malbranque, 28, Very Good
10. K. Miller, 28, Very Good

TRC (pancake)
1. Freidel, 36, Excellent
2. Terry, 27, World Class
8. Carragher 30, Excellent
4. Barnes 19, Excellent
5. Flamini 24, Excellent
6. Hargreaves, 27, Excellent
7. Shevchenko, 31, Excellent
8. Hutton 23, Excellent
9. Nolan, 25, Very Good
10. Thompson 16 Average

Game 2 of today is looking a very interesting one, Down Under United have led the league since day 1 but failure to win here would see them drop down the table after two straight defeats, however they return to full strength today with the return of star striker Drogba. Their opponents today are TRC who have a new manager at the helm and no-one really knows what to expect from them, TR Clowns have had an average season so far and the fans will be hoping pancakemix can turn them into a top 4 side.

Match Report:

TR Clowns started off rather shakily, were as Down Under United were looking to make a point. After a few early half-chances DDU looked in control and on 19 minutes they had got another one. Ashley Young played the ball inside to Lampard who played the ball into Drogba’s feet, Drogba held it up well and laid it back for Giggs who struck it from 30 yards. It flew past Freidel and into the top corner what a goal, it’s a terrible start to pancake’s reign as TRC manager. Down Under United 1-0 Transvestite Rodeo Clowns.

The goal seemed to waken up TR Clowns and the match started to open up with both teams playing decent football. As TRC were pressing for an equaliser DDU caught them on the counter attack. Agger made a great sliding tackle to dispossess Hargreaves, he then played the ball forward to Giggs who started to pull away from the Clowns defense. He ran from his own half to the edge of the box before slipping the ball to Lampard who struck it first time, Freidel never moved and could only watch as the ball came back off the post and was cleared by Terry.

On 36 mins TRC pushed forward with a great passing move before Barnes was pulled down on the right wing by Giggs. Hargreaves took the resulting free-kick which was swung deep into the back post where Shevchenko headed it back across goal, a few players collided going for the second ball and somehow the ball squeezed through the crowd of players and into the players and into the net, John Terry is claiming it. It wasn’t pretty but TRC aren’t complaining. Down Under United 1-1 Transvestite Rodeo Clowns.

The second half started in a similar manner; with both teams pushing for goals and it took just 10 mins for the first chance of the half to arrive. Young’s poor pass was picked up by Flamini who chipped the ball through to Shevchenko who hit a supern half-volley from the edge of the box. His shot was powerful but straight, it should have been dealt with by Hart, but he flapped at the ball and landed in the back of the net, could we be in for a shock? Down Under United 1-2 Transvestite Rodeo Clowns.

Iliad was furious with his players and urged them to push forward, which they duly done. Lampard played a one-two with Agger that found him some space in the middle of the park he pushed on and drew in Carragher towards him before sending Drogba through on goal. Drogba flicked the ball round Freidel leaving him to tap the ball into the net, but no! An unbelievable tackle from Terry denies of him of an equaliser.

Down Under United pushed on hard for a late equaliser and in the 84th minute they got another chance. Giggs burst down the wing flying passed Barnes before swinging a great cross into the box, this time Drogba got the better of Terry and got to the header. He left Friedel with no chance as the ball found its way to the bottom corner. Down Under United 2-2 Transvestite Rodeo Clowns.

Drogba’s late equaliser saved a few blushes for DDU but the still lose their 1st place in the table, on the other hand it’s a promising start for pancake.

Down Under United 2-2 Transvestite Rodeo Clowns.
Giggs 19------------------Terry 36
Drogba 84----------------Shevchenko 55

[icedagger]

Good result looks like illy's lost his touch

[pmchugh]

CCPL Matchday 6

Matchday 6:
Thunder Hawks(amino) 0 v 1 Red Stick Cajuns(LSU)
Down Under United(iliad) 2 v 2 TR Clowns (pancake)
Norfolk and Chance(ice) v TWAT (lozz)
Emo United (sam) v Redcar Royals (cena)

Game 3:
Norfolk and Chance(ice) v TWAT (lozz)

Teams:
Norfolk and Chance (ice)
1. Almunia, 30, Excellent
2. Finnan 31, Excellent
3. Toure, 27, Excellent
4. Nani 21, Excellent
5. Makelele 35, Excellent
6. Gerrard, 27, World Class
7. Rooney, 22, World Class

8. Heraidersson 33, Good
9. Huth 23, Very Good
10. Mascherano, 23, Excellent
11. Eduardo, 25, Excellent

TWAT (lozz)
1. Cech, 25, World Class
2. Gallas, 30, Excellent
3. Richards 19, Excellent
4. S. Larsson 22, Very Good
5. Lennon 20, Excellent
6. Anderson 20, Excellent
7. Adebayor, 24, World Class

8. A. Ferdinand 23, Very Good
9. Jenas 25, Very Good
10. Doyle, 24, Very Good
11. Savage 33, Very Good
12. Muntari 23, Very Good
13. icedagger, 93, Shite

Another interesting match will see 2nd play 3rd as Norfolk and Chance and TWAT look to continue there unbeaten league records, the only clubs left having that record. If the match finds a winner they will move top of the league that team will move top where as a draw will leave it up to Emo United to move top providing they defeat Redcar.

Match Report:

The game began with Norfolk and Chance applying some early pressure and creating a few openings, however none of these led to clear goal scoring opportunities until the 29th minute. Makelele played the ball out to the left wing where Nani controlled the ball, he then fed the ball into Rooney who turned Richards. Rooney then took a shot at goal which Cech managed to palm away well, but it fell to Gerrard who simply tapped it in to take the lead. Norfolk and Chance 1-0 The Weird Alternative Team.

The goal gave Norfolk confidence and they started put together some great attacking moves pushing TWAT right back and pleasing the crowd immensely. One such move happened 6 minutes from half time when Rooney received the ball 25 yards out, and with a step-over and a drop of the shoulder he skipped past Larsson and then chipped the ball out wide to Nani who volleyed it into the box for Gerrard to control with Gallas in at his back. He then back heeled it across the box and Rooney came into to smash it into the back of the net. Norfolk and Chance 2-0 The Weird Alternative Team.

With Norfolk in control of the game it left little opportunity for TWAT to create any chances but they managed to do so on the stroke of half time. Anderson played a through ball and Adebayor managed to spring the offside trap leaving Toure in his wake. He bore down on goal and side footed the ball into the corner past Almunia, a vital goal that gives TWAT some hope. Norfolk and Chance 2-1 The Weird Alternative Team.

The second half started at a considerably slower pace with neither team taking the game by storm. On 56 mins Gerrard went down to a Richards challenge that gave Norfolk a free kick 30 yardsout. However Gerrard had to be stretchered off to be replaced by Mascherano, it doen’t look too serious and he should be fit for next weeks game. Rooney took the free-kick and struck it well, however Cech was more than a match to it as he dived to catch the ball.

15 mintues later and Norfolk and Chance had started to retake control over the game, with some great passing, and they managed to create a chance to stretch their lead. Nani was sent down the wing by Makelele’s pass and he played a beautiful cross into the back post. Substitiute Mascherano out-muscled Larsson and put his header towards goal, Cech dived across and got his fingertips too it, but it wasn’t enough to stop it from finding the back of the net. Norfolk and Chance 3-1 The Weird Alternative Team.

In the last 10 minutes Norfolk faded a little allowing TWAT to create a few chances, one of those came with 7 mins remaining when Lennon played a one-two with Adebayor that left him with a clear shot at goal. He thundered it aiming it for the top corner and Almunia was no where near it, but it was no where near the goal. The game ended and it was a great win for Norfolk and Chance.

Norfolk and Chance 3-1 The Weird Alternative Team.
Gerrard 29----------------Adebayor 45
Rooney 39
Mascherano 71

[icedagger]

Mwahahah get in

[pancakemix]

Oh goodie.

[sam_levi_11]

"comon lads, get out there and play them off the park, you have the talent, and they are out of form, talent and luck."