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Postby jako on Mon Jul 16, 2007 12:14 pm

i spread a rumour that ur gay online, a horde of stinky, fat old bald gay men come and take u away

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Postby dustn64 on Mon Jul 16, 2007 12:17 pm

you really are gay and want all the men that are coming for me. you get them.

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Postby cena-rules on Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:24 pm

your dick gets cut off

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Postby dustn64 on Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:47 pm

you take my sawed off dick and suck it in the corner



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Postby cena-rules on Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:07 pm

i shoot you

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Postby Aimless on Mon Jul 16, 2007 4:13 pm

I dig up the hill, divide it up into fifty thousand small piles of dirt, and start a company named "Hill, Inc."

I then rent out each Hill(tm) to the remaining posters in this thread for $50 per post.

My fortune.
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Postby cena-rules on Mon Jul 16, 2007 4:15 pm

i buy all the hills

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Postby dustn64 on Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:45 pm

I wait until you die of old age then take the hill



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Postby sfhbballnut on Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:58 pm

I make you die of old age, my hill
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Postby dustn64 on Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:00 pm

you can't make me do anything



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Postby Dancing Mustard on Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:55 am

A massive python made only of wing-wang gobbles you up then splurts you all over the clouds next time it laughs.

Spamalot's Hill. To the max.
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Postby cena-rules on Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:38 am

i eat you

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Postby dustn64 on Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:25 am

you get colon cancer and die


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Postby cena-rules on Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:33 am

you get skin cancer and die

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Postby dustn64 on Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:50 am

o rly?


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Postby cena-rules on Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:25 am

i shoot you with an ion cannon

you turn into 8839273537510794587638764 bits of dust

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Postby vtmarik on Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:26 am

I take away your belt and you run away crying because I took your toy.

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Postby cena-rules on Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:32 am

i show you my ass

you run in horror

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Postby Balsiefen on Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:53 am

I kick your donkey

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Postby cena-rules on Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:00 pm

i set hitler on you
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Postby dustn64 on Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:52 pm

america enters the war



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Postby Balsiefen on Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:44 pm

China becomes a superpower, this combined with an oil crisis whith russia selling its oil reserves at an extreamly high price to desperate industries and freak weather conditions in western and southern states causes economic depression and the eventual collapse of america........

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Postby cena-rules on Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:50 pm

i nuke china

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china nuke me

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Postby sfhbballnut on Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:50 pm

I steal the hill in the transfer, my hill
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Postby cena-rules on Thu Jul 19, 2007 1:59 pm

i tell a bad knock knock joke.
you run off

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