The spoonerism game.

[BoganGod]

Dictionary Definition - Spoonerism - A transposition of sounds of two or more words, especially a ludicrous one, such as Let me sew you to your sheet for Let me show you to your seat.
History - Named after William Archibald Spooner (1844-1930), British cleric and scholar. His most famous utterance "the lord is a shoving leopard"

I have faith that the CC community can provide a few lovely modern day examples of this rarely acknowledged delightfully amusing involuntary verbal tic.


I'll start the roll bolling

Please excuse the vulgarity of my current favorite spoonerism I have chosen to share with you.

"I haven't had a .... all night drinkstable" rather rude, and won one of my friends a sleep over at the local police station.

[jonesthecurl]

I always thought Shere hite was an obvious Spoonerism.
As is Arsula Undress.

[BoganGod]

I always thought Shere hite was an obvious Spoonerism.
As is Arsula Undress.

Nice

[CreepersWiener]

As I nalked into the white club, I wanted to Mance the Dakarina all light nong!