Conquerclub Haikus

by **john9blue** on Wed Oct 20, 2010 7:11 pm

Army of GOD wrote:derp derp derp derp derp
derp derp derp derp derp derp derp
derp derp derp derp derp

this is probably
the smartest thing aog
has ever posted

by **Ace Rimmer** on Thu Oct 21, 2010 7:31 am

edited.

by **trapyoung** on Thu Oct 21, 2010 7:34 am

You are beautiful;
Like a glorious rainbow.
Sydney must die now.

by **squishyg** on Thu Oct 21, 2010 2:02 pm

cornflakes cornflakes corn-
(McGill doesn't get this joke)
flakes cornflakes cornflakes

by **Victor Sullivan** on Thu Oct 21, 2010 8:04 pm

Oh, the dice, the dice
They screw me oh too often.
Don't ya just love 'em?

by **The Bison King** on Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:38 am

owenshooter wrote:
The Bison King wrote:
Chariot of Fire
Did not you learn in your school
How to write haiku?

Learn? no I did not
I was born with the know how
oh, and by the way

Your first line victor
is a syllable too long
fire counts for two

are you a multi?
why respond from that account?
really not too smart...

----tbj

Multi? No way man!
This is the true Bison King
I just wanted in

by **AndyDufresne** on Fri Oct 22, 2010 1:13 pm

seeing all there is,
somewhere atop a war fog---
pigeon-hawk swooping.

--Andy

by **Victor Sullivan** on Fri Oct 22, 2010 2:24 pm

AndyDufresne
ate lackattack's banana.
Now he is a mod??

by **john9blue** on Fri Oct 22, 2010 3:40 pm

zomfg
roflmao
lmfao

by **InkL0sed** on Fri Oct 22, 2010 4:07 pm

f*ck
this
shit

by **Victor Sullivan** on Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:50 pm

Why post "f*ck this shit"?
It is not contributing
anything at all.

by **AndyDufresne** on Fri Oct 29, 2010 1:50 pm

Halloween is here,
what spookiness is in store?
Frightful 'random' dice.

--Andy

by **squishyg** on Tue Nov 09, 2010 12:23 am

huh, like oh my god!
did you hear what squishy said?
like, so totally!

by **Army of GOD** on Tue Nov 09, 2010 1:51 am

one two three four five
one two three four five six s'ven
one two three four five

by **Victor Sullivan** on Tue Nov 09, 2010 4:36 pm

Army of GOD wrote:one two three four five
one two three four five six s'ven
one two three four five

Props for the lameness.
I don't think you understand
How these haikus work.

by **john9blue** on Tue Nov 09, 2010 6:27 pm

badger badger bad
ger badger badger badger
mushroom mushroom mush

by **InsomniaRed** on Tue Nov 09, 2010 11:33 pm

Army of GOD wrote:one two three four five
one two three four five six s'ven
one two three four five

Why was five scared of
six? Because seven ate nine!
Ha ha ha ha ha

by **Victor Sullivan** on Wed Nov 10, 2010 3:58 pm

InsomniaRed wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:one two three four five
one two three four five six s'ven
one two three four five

Why was five scared of
six? Because seven ate nine!
Ha ha ha ha ha

I don't understand.
So why was five scared of six
if seven ate the nine?