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Postby Coleman on Sun Oct 28, 2007 1:13 pm

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Idea by: unriggable

unriggable wrote:Idea, what about sperm / egg where there are seven countries, six player countries and a central neutral egg that starts with 100 units? Just an idea I find to be hilarious.


Fertilization!

Because I can...

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Postby Strider24 on Sun Oct 28, 2007 1:17 pm

Nice that sund really good
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Postby Unit_2 on Sun Oct 28, 2007 1:21 pm

lol, is this a joke?
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Postby Elijah S on Sun Oct 28, 2007 1:45 pm

OK... how about a board called "Menstruation"???
Everyone could have a choice of attacking the tampon or maxi pad!!!!! LOL

For added bonuses... A bottle of Midol?
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Postby Coleman on Sun Oct 28, 2007 1:48 pm

Okay, I'll let you make that one Elijah... :lol:
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Postby Wisse on Sun Oct 28, 2007 1:48 pm

how about calling the egg: V.I. ?
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Postby Elijah S on Sun Oct 28, 2007 2:01 pm

This board needs some thought...

What if twins or triplets are conceived? Does that mean some kind of playoff? LOL
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Postby unriggable on Sun Oct 28, 2007 2:05 pm

Question, why is the girl-with-balls population so high?


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Postby Telvannia on Sun Oct 28, 2007 2:20 pm

No tactics, all based on luck.


In otherwords:


I love it :lol:
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Postby unriggable on Sun Oct 28, 2007 2:21 pm

Please tell me you didn't spend more than ten minutes on this map btw.
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Postby Coleman on Sun Oct 28, 2007 2:22 pm

unriggable wrote:Please tell me you didn't spend more than ten minutes on this map btw.
I didn't keep track. I don't think so.
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Postby Telvannia on Sun Oct 28, 2007 2:31 pm

firstly get rid of the grey edge to the glows make it fade to blue

it is need of instructions

and who the f*ck is called nancy, you should call that one fredericka :lol:

that should do :P

after this has been updated coleman you should go and quench it yourself, and if andy tries to change it he will have an all our riot :lol:
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Postby Coleman on Sun Oct 28, 2007 2:37 pm

Version 2

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  • Fixed the background.
  • Nancy is now Fredericka
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I don't think it needs instructions. This should be instinctive. :lol:
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Postby Telvannia on Sun Oct 28, 2007 2:47 pm

QUENCH, QUENCH

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you could try a pink background, and making the title out of suggestive shapes :wink:
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Postby Strider24 on Sun Oct 28, 2007 3:00 pm

Make the heads of the sperm give you bonuses and make the head a bit smaller and the tail longer and maybe cut the tail into three segmesnt and make them territories? That way you would fight to keep the bonus and take the egg.
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Postby Telvannia on Sun Oct 28, 2007 3:08 pm

Strider24 wrote:Make the heads of the sperm give you bonuses and make the head a bit smaller and the tail longer and maybe cut the tail into three segmesnt and make them territories? That way you would fight to keep the bonus and take the egg.


WTF, no that would make this a massive map with like...


...25 territories :shock: :lol:
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Postby Coleman on Sun Oct 28, 2007 3:15 pm

Version 3

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  • Changed a bunch of the colors
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Suggestive shapes is vetoed.

Adding more territories is vetoed. :lol:
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Postby Telvannia on Sun Oct 28, 2007 3:23 pm

how about adding little smiley faces to the sperm. maybe even a tad of hair :P
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Postby Coleman on Sun Oct 28, 2007 3:32 pm

Hey now, if I make them more cartoonish it becomes less offensive and then this might actually become a real map, and I don't think anyone wants that.

I'd never sign off on such a thing.

Which reminds me...

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Added My Signature. :lol:

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Postby Telvannia on Sun Oct 28, 2007 3:37 pm

Coleman wrote:Hey now, if I make them more cartoonish it becomes less offensive and then this might actually become a real map, and I don't think anyone wants that.


so the glow is completely real, is it to help them see in dark? :lol:
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Postby Coleman on Sun Oct 28, 2007 3:38 pm

Sperm glows in the womb. It's a rare and barely seen phenomenon. [-X
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Postby Telvannia on Sun Oct 28, 2007 3:41 pm

i thin you should name them as 3 male female counterparts:

Fred - Fredericka
Philip - Phillipa
Henry - Henriette
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Postby Coleman on Sun Oct 28, 2007 3:42 pm

But Fredericka is already on the map. :?
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Postby cairnswk on Sun Oct 28, 2007 3:44 pm

Yeh....and make the egg into some terts....and as already stated some legend and bonuses....could get moved very quickly LOL
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Postby Telvannia on Sun Oct 28, 2007 3:45 pm

Coleman wrote:But Fredericka is already on the map. :?


I know, now add the other, go on, run along there :P
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