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Postby qeee1 on Sun Apr 01, 2007 1:25 pm

My first thought was that somebody angry about the dugcarr thing was a 1337 HAXOR.
Frigidus wrote:but now that it's become relatively popular it's suffered the usual downturn in coolness.
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Postby hecter on Sun Apr 01, 2007 1:25 pm

Z'okey. I vill meks zur zat zis vebsit is keept sveedish.
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Postby GrazingCattle on Sun Apr 01, 2007 1:28 pm

LOL, this freaked me out. I killed my brother because I thought he had done this somehow! Excuse me but i have to go hide the body...
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Postby bayou on Sun Apr 01, 2007 1:35 pm

Kem Rixen wrote:
Gilligan wrote:i tried to translate but it wont

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_Chef


I fell for it for about 30 secs. All of a sudden I see Bork, Bork, Bork. I thought, Oh hell, what button did I push now? But then I realized I could actually understand the language.
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Postby SilentBob on Sun Apr 01, 2007 1:36 pm

looooooooooooooool
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Postby genhgis on Sun Apr 01, 2007 1:38 pm

wtf is goin on here im reli confused here
need soemone to tell em what is goin on
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Postby hecter on Sun Apr 01, 2007 1:41 pm

It's an april fools joke. If you really can't understand it, say it outloud, and pronouce it the way you would in english, and you will be fine.
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Not just the language

Postby bayou on Sun Apr 01, 2007 1:41 pm

I'm seeing more little tricks. Anybody else?
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Postby genhgis on Sun Apr 01, 2007 1:42 pm

erm ok
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Re: haha

Postby cleveridea on Sun Apr 01, 2007 1:45 pm

hill_billy wrote:this is such a good way to loose every "customer" that you get today


Most people are freeloaders anyway. f*ck 'em.
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Postby diz420 on Sun Apr 01, 2007 1:47 pm

i dgdhgk feluh djghjk jjyjncn
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LMAO

Postby thetroubleigoto on Sun Apr 01, 2007 1:48 pm

Had me for a minute there...
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Postby Ganjaholic420 on Sun Apr 01, 2007 1:51 pm

lmao, nice work. i went through hell trying to change it haha.
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Postby nyg5680 on Sun Apr 01, 2007 1:54 pm

^me 2 i waas so lost
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Postby defueld on Sun Apr 01, 2007 1:56 pm

Haha great joke!

Everybody does not know this, but imma tell you all how the swedish chef came to be:

There was ones this swedish chef from a part of sweden called Dalarna (with its unique dialect called Dalls-mål (dala-tongue) which is somewhat incomprehensive for anyone not living in that region). He got his very own tv-cooking show in new york. So he flyes in, gears up, and heads into the world of live television. Only to find out that the producer hadnt sent out a shopper for the most comon cooking utensils, no fryingpan, no meat in the freezer, nothing that was supposed to be where it was. The chef gets pissed, starts to throw utencils over his head and screaming prophanities in Dala-tongue in live-television.

And i might tell everyone here that this doesnt resemble swedish in any form, though it does at some parts resemble the finnish-language. And you can actually read what the words mean (gemis = games a.s.o) ;-)
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Postby AK_iceman on Sun Apr 01, 2007 2:00 pm

Good one Lack, it seems like you have some extra time on your hands now that you are working here full-time. Now start working on that to-do list! :D
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Postby matserg on Sun Apr 01, 2007 2:02 pm

effin sweeeed's
hah.
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Postby whijazi on Sun Apr 01, 2007 2:05 pm

What if someone just hacked the site?
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Bork Bork Bork

Postby RL_Orange on Sun Apr 01, 2007 2:06 pm

I knew it, that swedisch cook doesnt know how to roll my dices and since i dont know how to count cards anymore.............lost another game, lmao
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Postby darkangel15 on Sun Apr 01, 2007 2:40 pm

nice very nice...april fools best day and my birthday...nice joke guys
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Postby bayou on Sun Apr 01, 2007 2:42 pm

darkangel15 wrote:nice very nice...april fools best day and my birthday...nice joke guys


Happy birthday!
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Postby Red Jack on Sun Apr 01, 2007 2:43 pm

This really freaked me out. It's not funny. :lol: I thought someone hacked site cause he lost game. LOL! :lol:

Good Joke!
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Postby ritz627 on Sun Apr 01, 2007 2:57 pm

Stm Rox wrote:lol me to, I thought that either A) I had some strange computer virus, or B) that Germany or Sweden had taken over this website



Same...lol
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Postby Istan on Sun Apr 01, 2007 3:00 pm

OK, that was funny for a minute. Now can we turn it off? New players will be totally unable to function.
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HA Ha HA Very Funny :)

Postby Aleks on Sun Apr 01, 2007 3:12 pm

Man you really got me going. I was running every Spyware, Virus, Trojan hoarse detector program that I new about, Turned my computer inside out just to find a way to change the font back.
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