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Postby yeti_c on Thu Jan 10, 2008 6:55 pm

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Gilligan wrote:Need any tournament directors? :lol: :wink:

Funny, how you just took yourself out of ever being in the running with that comment. ;)


A bit like - OOOh ooooh oooooh please I want to be a Mod - I'd be teh roxor!

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Postby Gilligan on Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:25 pm

I'm just joking :roll:
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Postby Risktaker17 on Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:35 pm

I'm totally unqualified. I can't do anything with computers, but I'm a nice guy does that count



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Postby kwanton on Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:15 am

CC hiring? I picked the wrong major. I shoulda went into com sci and not english.

Well if you're ever paying for the analyzation of the collected works of Jack Kerouac gimme a line :wink:
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Re: [08-January-2008] Hiring time for ConquerClub!

Postby hecter on Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:55 am

I can do it, I'll just need extensive training in the syntax of CSS, PHP, javascript and the knowledge of how phpBB forum software works. I'll also need slightly less extensive training in HTML. The good news is I got Turing down PAT! :D
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Postby Lone.prophet on Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:29 am

damn i wish i was more of a nerd now :)
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Postby jako on Fri Jan 11, 2008 12:19 pm

i kind regret goofing off in information tech class. maybe then i could have actually got interested in computer software and all that stuff and got this job.
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Postby Lordjozz on Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:45 pm

hmmm can i have the job now and then steadily improve over the next 4 years as i'm currently doing a computer science degree!!

I know some of it now...

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Postby Coleman on Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:17 pm

Yeah, that's kind of my problem. I know I don't fit guru level, but I know a bit about the 3 guru level required parts.

I do a virtual crap ton of javascript at my work, including forcing it to read from and write to databases, which is a pain as you pretty much need 3 languages and some action scripts and a very very good understanding of what session is.

I pretty much know this much...

1) I currently work 18-40 hours a week already.
2) I'm not ready to quit that job to apply for this one, especially since it looks project oriented (as in, project done then you wave goodbye).
3) I'm also a full time student in college.

Hopefully they can find their guru level guy. [-o<

If not... Well after their second casting call I might finally bother putting my portfolio together. :lol:
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Postby decoulombe on Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:20 pm

Coleman wrote:Yeah, that's kind of my problem. I know I don't fit guru level, but I know a bit about the 3 guru level required parts.

I do a virtual crap ton of javascript at my work, including forcing it to read from and write to databases, which is a pain as you pretty much need 3 languages and some action scripts and a very very good understanding of what session is.

I pretty much know this much...

1) I currently work 18-40 hours a week already.
2) I'm not ready to quit that job to apply for this one, especially since it looks project oriented (as in, project done then you wave goodbye).
3) I'm also a full time student in college.

Hopefully they can find their guru level guy. [-o<

If not... Well after their second casting call I might finally bother putting my portfolio together. :lol:


Coleman, you need to hire me as your assistant. That way, you'll have more time to put into CC. LOL :lol:
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Postby monte485 on Sat Jan 12, 2008 1:22 am

oh, nevermind ... mis-read the ad .. thought it was User Inherface guru
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Postby Mr_Adams on Sat Jan 12, 2008 11:05 am

I have most all of 0ojakeo0's qualities +. I not only suck at technology stuff, but technology hates me :lol:
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Re: [08-January-2008] Hiring time for ConquerClub!

Postby Rocketry on Sat Jan 12, 2008 1:48 pm

Twill wrote:Conquerific

Thats not a word.

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Postby Chadwick31 on Sat Jan 12, 2008 3:20 pm

*sigh*

I have so much will, and so little skill.
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Postby Twill on Sat Jan 12, 2008 3:25 pm

Rocketry, yes it is, it's right there in front of you :)

Chadwick, that's exactly why I went into community management - it's much easier to bullshit your way through :D

Keep the resumes coming folks. The more people apply, the better the chance that CC will rock even more socks off.

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Postby unriggable on Sat Jan 12, 2008 3:26 pm

Lack's lack - the guru experience.
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Postby timme10 on Sun Jan 13, 2008 7:37 am

man i wish i was older, and actually knew what half this stuff is.

by the way twill, if you do end up hiring somebody, drop me a line, cause i'd like to get them to teach me some stuff.
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Postby Twill on Sun Jan 13, 2008 3:46 pm

timme10 wrote:man i wish i was older, and actually knew what half this stuff is.

by the way twill, if you do end up hiring somebody, drop me a line, cause i'd like to get them to teach me some stuff.


Believe me, when we hire someone, we're going to be taking as much of their time as we can...if they have time to teach you, we obviously aren't pushing them hard enough :twisted:

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Postby Strife on Sun Jan 13, 2008 5:34 pm

I know a computer nerd, I'll see if he's up to it. Also, I'm ok with computers and I work for free. ;)
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Postby newline on Sun Jan 13, 2008 6:03 pm

Strife wrote:I know a computer nerd, I'll see if he's up to it. Also, I'm ok with computers and I work for free. ;)


1st rule of a job, never do anything for free.
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Postby static_ice on Sun Jan 13, 2008 7:02 pm

klupar wrote:
Strife wrote:I know a computer nerd, I'll see if he's up to it. Also, I'm ok with computers and I work for free. ;)


1st rule of a job, never do anything for free.


Question: if you put free work you did on your resume, will that make potential employers think to pay you less or something?
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Postby AndyDufresne on Sun Jan 13, 2008 7:12 pm

static_ice wrote:
klupar wrote:
Strife wrote:I know a computer nerd, I'll see if he's up to it. Also, I'm ok with computers and I work for free. ;)


1st rule of a job, never do anything for free.


Question: if you put free work you did on your resume, will that make potential employers think to pay you less or something?


I wouldn't suspect so, simply because with any work your skills are improving.


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Postby AAFitz on Sun Jan 13, 2008 9:54 pm

static_ice wrote:Question: if you put free work you did on your resume, will that make potential employers think to pay you less or something?


I wouldn't worry about it, but if you want, I can offer you 75% more pay than you got at one of those free jobs if you'd like.
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Postby sully800 on Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:11 pm

static_ice wrote:
klupar wrote:
Strife wrote:I know a computer nerd, I'll see if he's up to it. Also, I'm ok with computers and I work for free. ;)


1st rule of a job, never do anything for free.


Question: if you put free work you did on your resume, will that make potential employers think to pay you less or something?


You don't write whether you were paid or not on the resume so it should have no effect. If you do volunteer work it would usually be seen as a positive quality because it shows you are willing to work for reasons other than money.
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Postby Genghis Khan CA on Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:25 pm

AAFitz wrote:I wouldn't worry about it, but if you want, I can offer you 75% more pay than you got at one of those free jobs if you'd like.


Don't work for that cheapskate fitz... I'll double the pay, plus I'll give a 50% overtime loading and pay an additional 15% of your pay into a pension fund. Salary sacrificing is also available.
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