HardAttack: (Lx I hope you don't mind this violation of your prohibition on this topic)
I am extremely embarrassed by this. I had confused HardAttack's post with something else in the thread. I knew that HA was the one who's post was the one that was ... errrr ... somewhat confusing. However, when I saw MasterFenrir's post about the matter, I had forgotten who said what.
I sincerely only meant my initial post as a joke, but in the heat of the moment responding to MF, I completely forgot what had happened in HA's initial post. I responded as if he had said something that he did not.
I have not been back to this thread since that time and didn't reread the thread even when I responded to HA in another forum. This was unacceptable on my part.
I wish to publicly offer my humblest apologies to HardAttack for my language toward him. HardAttack, you were not being a dick. Far from it, you were being very gracious toward the TO. I completely had your post confused with something else.
This was a mistake caused by my not reading back through the thread when I angrily responded to MF. I am sorry.