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The Booby thread

Postby tzor on Wed Mar 10, 2010 2:58 pm

Given the general nature of this forum, we really need a thread for boobies!

The Blue Footed Booby
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The Red Footed Booby
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(You mean this wasn’t what you were expecting? You wanted to see a pair of tits?)
(Sorry, I only have one tit.)
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Re: The Booby thread

Postby 2dimes on Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:02 pm

tzor, bringin' the comedy for eleven year olds since 2010.
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Re: The Booby thread

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:02 pm

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Re: The Booby thread

Postby silent wind on Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:17 pm

it just fucking shows... fucking boobies come in all fucking shapes and fucking sizes.




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Re: The Booby thread

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:19 pm

Who is going to create the the "Famous Dicks Thread"?

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Re: The Booby thread

Postby tzor on Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:24 pm

Don't forget old "Tricky Dick" himself!
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He really was not a crook. ;) (That would be an insult to crooks)
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Re: The Booby thread

Postby CreepersWiener on Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:37 pm

tzor wrote:Don't forget old "Tricky Dick" himself!
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He really was not a crook. ;) (That would be an insult to crooks)


Yeah, but this thread is about BOOBIES!

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And I don't like my boobies too small.
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Re: The Booby thread

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:16 pm

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Re: The Booby thread

Postby Serbia on Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:35 pm

This is epic.
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Re: The Booby thread

Postby Titanic on Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:52 pm

If we're talking about Dick's...

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...and Booby's (my mate, his surname is Mahboubi)

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Re: The Booby thread

Postby Woodruff on Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:54 pm

CreepersWiener wrote:Image


This picture makes me think about how some of my cadets march. <laughing out loud>
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Re: The Booby thread

Postby tzor on Thu Mar 11, 2010 4:12 pm

Woodruff wrote:This picture makes me think about how some of my cadets march. <laughing out loud>


There is nothing funnier than watching the foot stomping antics of a male blue footed booby trying to impress a mate. I've always wanted to mix a video of that with the classic "Standing on the Corner (watching all the girls go by" as a sound track.

Standing on the corner watching all the girls go by
Standing on the corner watching all the girls go by
Brother you don't know a nicer occupation
Matter of fact, neither do I
Than standing on the corner watching all the girls
Watching all the girls, watching all the girls go by

I'm the cat that got the cream
Haven't got a girl but I can dream
Haven't got a girl but I can wish
So I'll take me down to Mainstreet
And that's where I select my imaginary dish

Standing on the corner watching all the girls go by
Standing on the corner giving all the girls the eye
Brother if you've got a rich imagination
Give it a whirl, give it a try
Try standing on the corner watching all the girls
Watching all the girls, watching all the girls go by

Saturday and I'm so broke
Haven't got a girl and no joke
Still I'm living like a millionaire
When I take me down to Mainstreet
When I take me down to Mainstreet
And I review the harem
Parading for me there

Standing on the corner
Watching all the girls go by
Standing on the corner
Underneath the springtime sky
Brother, you can't go to jail
For what you're thinking
Or for the woo look in your eye
You're only standing on the corner
Watching all the girls
Watching all the girls
Watching all the girls
Go by
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Re: The Tzor is a TIT thread.

Postby DAZMCFC on Fri Mar 12, 2010 3:57 pm

tzor wrote:
Woodruff wrote:This picture makes me think about how some of my cadets march. <laughing out loud>


There is nothing funnier than watching the foot stomping antics of a male blue footed booby trying to impress a mate. I've always wanted to mix a video of that with the classic "Standing on the Corner (watching all the girls go by" as a sound track.

Standing on the corner watching all the girls go by
Standing on the corner watching all the girls go by
Brother you don't know a nicer occupation
Matter of fact, neither do I
Than standing on the corner watching all the girls
Watching all the girls, watching all the girls go by

I'm the cat that got the cream
Haven't got a girl but I can dream
Haven't got a girl but I can wish
So I'll take me down to Mainstreet
And that's where I select my imaginary dish

Standing on the corner watching all the girls go by
Standing on the corner giving all the girls the eye
Brother if you've got a rich imagination
Give it a whirl, give it a try
Try standing on the corner watching all the girls
Watching all the girls, watching all the girls go by

Saturday and I'm so broke
Haven't got a girl and no joke
Still I'm living like a millionaire
When I take me down to Mainstreet
When I take me down to Mainstreet
And I review the harem
Parading for me there

Standing on the corner
Watching all the girls go by
Standing on the corner
Underneath the springtime sky
Brother, you can't go to jail
For what you're thinking
Or for the woo look in your eye
You're only standing on the corner
Watching all the girls
Watching all the girls
Watching all the girls
Go by



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Re: The Tzor is a TIT thread.

Postby b.k. barunt on Sat Mar 13, 2010 1:08 pm

DAZMCFC wrote:
tzor wrote:pervert.


You say that like it's a bad thing.


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Re: The Booby thread

Postby AAFitz on Sat Mar 13, 2010 2:04 pm

I must confess
I love your breasts

I cant stop a yellin
I love your mellons

Better than grits
I love your tits

Gimme some hugs
I love your jugs

someone find a link to this song please.

Saw it in CO maybe 20 years ago performed by "the fools" maybe? good stuff.
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Re: The Tzor is a TIT thread.

Postby Woodruff on Sat Mar 13, 2010 2:10 pm

b.k. barunt wrote:
DAZMCFC wrote:
tzor wrote:pervert.


You say that like it's a bad thing.
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Re: The Tzor is a TIT thread.

Postby b.k. barunt on Sat Mar 13, 2010 2:40 pm

Woodruff wrote:
b.k. barunt wrote:
DAZMCFC wrote:
tzor wrote:pervert.


You say that like it's a bad thing.
Honibaz


BK! Welcome back.


Woodruff! Last i heard you had fled this site in abject terror - did they catch your would be assassin? Are you safe now? It's such a terrible brutal world we live in. <shudder>


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Re: The Tzor is a TIT thread.

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat Mar 13, 2010 2:40 pm

b.k. barunt wrote:
DAZMCFC wrote:
tzor wrote:pervert.


You say that like it's a bad thing.


Honibaz


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Re: The Booby thread

Postby tzor on Sat Mar 13, 2010 3:06 pm

For the record.
I am not a Booby.
I am not a Tit.
I am ...
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... a Penguin!

You will notice the penguins on the left are smaller than me.
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Re: The Tzor is a TIT thread.

Postby Falkomagno on Sat Mar 13, 2010 4:03 pm

b.k. barunt wrote:
Woodruff wrote:
b.k. barunt wrote:
DAZMCFC wrote:
tzor wrote:pervert.


You say that like it's a bad thing.
Honibaz


BK! Welcome back.


Woodruff! Last i heard you had fled this site in abject terror - did they catch your would be assassin? Are you safe now? It's such a terrible brutal world we live in. <shudder>


Honibaz



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Re: The Tzor is a TIT thread.

Postby Woodruff on Sat Mar 13, 2010 4:50 pm

b.k. barunt wrote:
Woodruff wrote:
b.k. barunt wrote:
DAZMCFC wrote:
tzor wrote:pervert.


You say that like it's a bad thing.
Honibaz


BK! Welcome back.


Woodruff! Last i heard you had fled this site in abject terror - did they catch your would be assassin? Are you safe now? It's such a terrible brutal world we live in. <shudder>
Honibaz


Try to be nice to some people, eh? Like a rabid dog, Barunt just can't help himself. And much as with that same rabid dog, good information is not necessary to make instantaneous and thoroughly inaccurate determinations. Well done, rabid dog.
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Re: The Tzor is a TIT thread.

Postby AAFitz on Sat Mar 13, 2010 5:24 pm

Woodruff wrote:Try to be nice to some people, eh? Like a rabid dog, Barunt just can't help himself. And much as with that same rabid dog, good information is not necessary to make instantaneous and thoroughly inaccurate determinations. Well done, rabid dog.


Hey now. Watch it!

Rabid dogs suffer from a virus which infects the brain.

They have an excuse.

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Re: The Booby thread

Postby pimpdave on Sat Mar 13, 2010 7:06 pm

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Re: The Tzor is a TIT thread.

Postby b.k. barunt on Sun Mar 14, 2010 12:52 am

Woodruff wrote:Try to be nice to some people, eh? Like a rabid dog, Barunt just can't help himself. And much as with that same rabid dog, good information is not necessary to make instantaneous and thoroughly inaccurate determinations. Well done, rabid dog.


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Wut? I inquire about his safety and he flies at me with heinous accusations and vile epithets. How rude!


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Re: The Booby thread

Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun Mar 14, 2010 1:40 am

Anyways, is there any reason as to why you are still using that Honibaz thing? The guy hasn't been on in what, 2 years now?
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