Did Jesus Knock Up The Hooker?

by **DaGip** on Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:26 pm

Do you think Jesus ejaculated his Holy Seed into a Hooker's womb? What evidence is there? I know that somewhere the Bible speaks about a disciple of whom Jesus loved and had affection. Surely that must have been Mary Magdalene, unless.... :shock:

Jesus was a homosexual?!?!

by **Juan_Bottom** on Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:31 pm

If you take the Dead Sea Scrolls word for it, and add it to the Vatican's policy of editing the Bible(and hiding the edited parts away), then yes. Jesus bumped uglies with Miss Magdalene. And liked it. A lot.

by **Backglass** on Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:33 pm

Well he wasn't the last church leader who couldnt keep it in his pants.

It seems to be a continuous problem. :lol:

by **DaGip** on Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:34 pm

Do you think Mary Magdalene was a hotty or do you think she was a fugly and Jesus was super drunk on wine and high on shrooms and did her anyway?

by **Juan_Bottom** on Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:41 pm

If he was the son of God. She was fine as Hell.

If not(my opinion!) then she was super ugly. You know, cauze he would have sounded like a crazy guy.
Either way, he would have lked it. Whether he was a loon, or she was fine.

Plus, ever see a priest with a hot wife?