DaGip wrote:polarbeast23 wrote:tiberiusaquila wrote:A Deist maintains that a supreme God created the universe but does not rule it or oversee it, therefore there is no religion attached to that deity.
Then this is what I am.
Nah...you ain't a Deist. You are an Iswasatist.
You believe in the great Iswasat, the all powerful Uber Entity of the entire cosmos.
The Iswasat can be broken down into three specific entities (much like the Christian Trinity). The IS, which is your present manifest reality. The WAS, which is your past manifested reality. And, the AT, which is your future manifesting realities. All three of these concepts merge into one eternal quantum now and become the Great Iswasat.
And from the Iswasat sprang a small reflection of itself in the form of a particle consisting of three inherent principles: Vacuum, Impulse, and Parallel Force. Or better known as the Very Important Particle (or VIP for short).
These VIPs emerge faster than our human perspective of light, and therefore, are able to exist in multiple locations all at the same time without even leaving their position (which would be at the point of the Big Bang, which wasn't a BANG but a simple twinkling of energy reflected upon itself--called quantum feedback).
The process of existence occurs within an instant of expansion and contraction of these VIPs. We actually exist BOTH within a huge Black Hole and White Hole at the same time!
The Iswasat reins SUPREME!!!!
Ah, so this is how a new religion is born.
Hmm, you know, if we get in on this early there might be big bucks to be made here.
All, hail the almighty Iswasat (wait, does it like to be praised? )