So last night I got super drunk with two of my sisters..

[SnakeySnakey]

Okay, so last night I was drinking with my 16 and my 19 year old sisters. I'm talking super drunk. So drunk I have no recollection of the night at all. Anyways so this morning I wake up and my asshole feels like its on fire, so I assume beer shits and make my way to the toilet. I sit down to shit and push lightly, thinking the beer shits will just slide on out. Well, it didn't work out that way, so I pushed harder, and harder until eventually I shat a condom. Yes, I shat a fucking condom. Why the f*ck was there a condom in my ass? My ass is still sore, and when I looked around my bed this morning I also found a squeeze tube of anal lube. I know it was only the three of us last night, and we all slept in my room, so they had to have been involved, or something.

So help me figure out what the f*ck was in my ass?

[bbqpenguin]

lol

[pimpdave]

your dignity. Don't worry, it's gone now. Right out your ass.

[autoload]

*yawn*

[Gregrios]

It's a prank man. You're thinking just what they want you to think.

Hell of a prank, I must admit.

[edbeard]

Snakey, are you related to Holmes Monaco?

[jonesthecurl]

I think maybe your sisters got you on the "condom diet". It's all the rage.
In fact, it's the coming thing.

[Dancing Mustard]

Dear Snakeysnakey,
Open Google. Type in 'Pig Tail Butt Plug'. Then press "I'm feeling lucky".
That is what was in your ass.
Condolences,
DM

[qeee1]

Oh Snakey, what curious misadventure will you get up to next?

[DAZMCFC]

Oh Snakey, what curious misadventure will you get up to next?

quee i bet you can't wait. riveting stuff.

[Fitzgerald]

You better hope it was a prank...

[qeee1]

riveting stuff

[pimpdave]

Type in 'Pig Tail Butt Plug'. Then press "I'm feeling lucky".

How do you know of such a product existing?

Maybe you're the one who made Piggy squeal?

[Dancing Mustard]

Type in 'Pig Tail Butt Plug'. Then press "I'm feeling lucky".

How do you know of such a product existing?

Maybe you're the one who made Piggy squeal?

What might shock you is that it was only number 25:
Behold: The 25 Most Disturbing Sex Toys.

And yes, for imbeciles who haven't figured out that it's NSFW, it isn't safe for work. So don't come crying to me if your co-workers find you vomiting into your wastepaper basket in about five minutes time, you got warned.

[Curmudgeonx]

Type in 'Pig Tail Butt Plug'. Then press "I'm feeling lucky".

How do you know of such a product existing?

Maybe you're the one who made Piggy squeal?

What might shock you is that it was only number 25:
Behold: The 25 Most Disturbing Sex Toys.

And yes, for imbeciles who haven't figured out that it's NSFW, it isn't safe for work. So don't come crying to me if your co-workers find you vomiting into your wastepaper basket in about five minutes time, you got warned.

Hmm, looking at the #1 sextoy on this list makes me think that the 'Stache clan got their ideas from it.

[muy_thaiguy]

Type in 'Pig Tail Butt Plug'. Then press "I'm feeling lucky".

How do you know of such a product existing?

Maybe you're the one who made Piggy squeal?

What might shock you is that it was only number 25:
Behold: The 25 Most Disturbing Sex Toys.

And yes, for imbeciles who haven't figured out that it's NSFW, it isn't safe for work. So don't come crying to me if your co-workers find you vomiting into your wastepaper basket in about five minutes time, you got warned.

Hmm, looking at the #1 sextoy on this list makes me think that the 'Stache clan got their ideas from it.

You too?

[Backglass]

Okay, so last night I was drinking with my 16 and my 19 year old sisters. I'm talking super drunk. So drunk I have no recollection of the night at all. Anyways so this morning I wake up and my asshole feels like its on fire, so I assume beer shits and make my way to the toilet. I sit down to shit and push lightly, thinking the beer shits will just slide on out. Well, it didn't work out that way, so I pushed harder, and harder until eventually I shat a condom. Yes, I shat a fucking condom. Why the f*ck was there a condom in my ass? My ass is still sore, and when I looked around my bed this morning I also found a squeeze tube of anal lube. I know it was only the three of us last night, and we all slept in my room, so they had to have been involved, or something.

So help me figure out what the f*ck was in my ass?

Fatal Flaw: Unless your sisters have dicks...what use is a condom?

Nice story. Try harder next time.

[gdeangel]

Um, you seem to have recurring issues in this department.

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=52805&p=1362091#p1362066

If I were you, I'd start keeping a closer eye on the back door.

[Gregrios]

Okay, so last night I was drinking with my 16 and my 19 year old sisters. I'm talking super drunk. So drunk I have no recollection of the night at all. Anyways so this morning I wake up and my asshole feels like its on fire, so I assume beer shits and make my way to the toilet. I sit down to shit and push lightly, thinking the beer shits will just slide on out. Well, it didn't work out that way, so I pushed harder, and harder until eventually I shat a condom. Yes, I shat a fucking condom. Why the f*ck was there a condom in my ass? My ass is still sore, and when I looked around my bed this morning I also found a squeeze tube of anal lube. I know it was only the three of us last night, and we all slept in my room, so they had to have been involved, or something.

So help me figure out what the f*ck was in my ass?

Fatal Flaw: Unless your sisters have dicks...what use is a condom?

Nice story. Try harder next time.

Actually it's pretty simple what happened here.

Your sisters stuck a condom up your bunghole and planted the tube of lube in the hopes that you would think that you got rammed up the bunghole.

Simple as 1-2-3.

[Backglass]

Actually it's pretty simple what happened here.

Your sisters stuck a condom up your bunghole and planted the tube of lube in the hopes that you would think that you got rammed up the bunghole.

Simple as 1-2-3.

Yes because we all know that sisters love to play with their little brothers bungholes.

Where's jay? He'll believe this story.

[Gregrios]

Actually it's pretty simple what happened here.

Your sisters stuck a condom up your bunghole and planted the tube of lube in the hopes that you would think that you got rammed up the bunghole.

Simple as 1-2-3.

Yes because we all know that sisters love to play with their little brothers bungholes.

Where's jay? He'll believe this story.

Yes. There is a chance that I'm being extremely gullable here but if this story IS true then I'm sure that this is the explanation.

....or maybe I'm just too trusting of people.

[comic boy]

Okay, so last night I was drinking with my 16 and my 19 year old sisters. I'm talking super drunk. So drunk I have no recollection of the night at all. Anyways so this morning I wake up and my asshole feels like its on fire, so I assume beer shits and make my way to the toilet. I sit down to shit and push lightly, thinking the beer shits will just slide on out. Well, it didn't work out that way, so I pushed harder, and harder until eventually I shat a condom. Yes, I shat a fucking condom. Why the f*ck was there a condom in my ass? My ass is still sore, and when I looked around my bed this morning I also found a squeeze tube of anal lube. I know it was only the three of us last night, and we all slept in my room, so they had to have been involved, or something.

So help me figure out what the f*ck was in my ass?

Fatal Flaw: Unless your sisters have dicks...what use is a condom?

Nice story. Try harder next time.

Were these not the 2 adopted 'sisters' his father acquired on a recent trip to Bangkok