I just got four job offers.

by **SnakeySnakey** on Tue Aug 19, 2008 2:39 pm

1. Martial Arts instructor
2. US Military Weapons analyst
3. Business Entrepreneurship Abroad (anywhere in Europe) for Microsoft
4. Some dude named Omar wants me to run his office

Meh

by **pancakemix** on Tue Aug 19, 2008 2:43 pm

Go with #4.

by **clapper011** on Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:25 pm

you will need them to support your "other" habits, yes I mean all 4 jobs

by **Frigidus** on Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:28 pm

SnakeySnakey wrote:1. Martial Arts instructor
2. US Military Weapons analyst
3. Business Entrepreneurship Abroad (anywhere in Europe) for Microsoft
4. Some dude named Omar wants me to run his office

Meh

#4 sounds pretty legit, go with that.

by **MeDeFe** on Tue Aug 19, 2008 6:04 pm

#4 is definitely the best choice.

by **nagerous** on Tue Aug 19, 2008 6:06 pm

pancakemix wrote:Go with #4.

by **Ray Rider** on Tue Aug 19, 2008 6:42 pm

nagerous wrote:
pancakemix wrote:Go with #4.

Yep. Definitely #4 :lol:

by **jonesthecurl** on Tue Aug 19, 2008 11:30 pm

Nah, carry on at McD's.

by **muy_thaiguy** on Tue Aug 19, 2008 11:33 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:Nah, carry on at McD's.

I was going to say black market organs behind the local slaughterhouse, but that works too, I guess.

by **jay_a2j** on Tue Aug 19, 2008 11:36 pm

Can habitual liars ever be in recovery? Or is it a condition they will live with for the rest of their lives? (serious questions)

by **pimpdave** on Wed Aug 20, 2008 2:06 am

jay_a2j wrote:Can habitual liars ever be in recovery? Or is it a condition they will live with for the rest of their lives? (serious questions)

Mr. y_a2j,

I am confused.

I thought this was a thread about Snakey's awesome job offers. Not a thread for you to ask questions of no one in particular.

If you would like me to start a thread for you entitled "jay_a2j Answers Questions No One Cares About and Asks Random Questions of No One In Particular" I would be happy to oblige.

by **pimpdave** on Wed Aug 20, 2008 2:08 am

SnakeySnakey wrote:1. Martial Arts instructor
2. US Military Weapons analyst
3. Business Entrepreneurship Abroad (anywhere in Europe) for Microsoft
4. Some dude named Omar wants me to run his office

Meh

Does Omar live in Baltimore?

by **Joodoo** on Wed Aug 20, 2008 7:01 am

pimpdave wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:Can habitual liars ever be in recovery? Or is it a condition they will live with for the rest of their lives? (serious questions)

Mr. y_a2j,

I am confused.

I thought this was a thread about Snakey's awesome job offers. Not a thread for you to ask questions of no one in particular.

If you would like me to start a thread for you entitled "jay_a2j Answers Questions No One Cares About and Asks Random Questions of No One In Particular" I would be happy to oblige.

go with #2 Snakey, you'll like it 8-)

by **jay_a2j** on Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:07 am

pimpdave wrote:

I thought this was a thread about Snakey's awesome job offers.

It is related. The OP (to my knowledge) has yet to start a REAL thread. And to be quite frank, it's a little annoying seeing all these thread that, taken at face value, are nothing more than spam.

by **pimpdave** on Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:11 am

jay_a2j wrote:
pimpdave wrote:

I thought this was a thread about Snakey's awesome job offers.

It is related. The OP (to my knowledge) has yet to start a REAL thread. And to be quite frank, it's a little annoying seeing all these thread that, taken at face value, are nothing more than spam.

That is very unkind and unfair. If you want to put Snakey down for sharing his good news and great fortune with us, then why don't you start a thread about him in Flame Wars?

I for one am honored that someone who gets job offers as awesome as Snakey would consider us worthy of being told about it.

by **jay_a2j** on Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:13 am

pimpdave wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:
pimpdave wrote:

I thought this was a thread about Snakey's awesome job offers.

It is related. The OP (to my knowledge) has yet to start a REAL thread. And to be quite frank, it's a little annoying seeing all these thread that, taken at face value, are nothing more than spam.

That is very unkind and unfair. If you want to put Snakey down for sharing his good news and great fortune with us, then why don't you start a thread about him in Flame Wars?

I for one am honored that someone who gets job offers as awesome as Snakey would consider us worthy of being told about it.

by **got tonkaed** on Wed Aug 20, 2008 6:30 pm

pimpdave wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:Can habitual liars ever be in recovery? Or is it a condition they will live with for the rest of their lives? (serious questions)

Mr. y_a2j,

I am confused.

I thought this was a thread about Snakey's awesome job offers. Not a thread for you to ask questions of no one in particular.

If you would like me to start a thread for you entitled "jay_a2j Answers Questions No One Cares About and Asks Random Questions of No One In Particular" I would be happy to oblige.

probably not a fail thread if it happened. Or at least it would stand a better chance than some of the later share you views ones. Though mr.thecurl is doing an admirable job in his.

by **jonesthecurl** on Wed Aug 20, 2008 6:34 pm

got tonkaed wrote:
pimpdave wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:Can habitual liars ever be in recovery? Or is it a condition they will live with for the rest of their lives? (serious questions)

Mr. y_a2j,

I am confused.

I thought this was a thread about Snakey's awesome job offers. Not a thread for you to ask questions of no one in particular.

If you would like me to start a thread for you entitled "jay_a2j Answers Questions No One Cares About and Asks Random Questions of No One In Particular" I would be happy to oblige.

probably not a fail thread if it happened. Or at least it would stand a better chance than some of the later share you views ones. Though mr.thecurl is doing an admirable job in his.

Come and ask a question them -it's gone all quiet.

by **apey** on Wed Aug 20, 2008 6:35 pm

Hmmmm I was expecting something kinky and freakish like blow jobs= One from this chick at work, one from my sister , one from my daughter that i had when I was two, and one from my cousin
or is that rusty monkey #-o

by **deliaselene** on Wed Aug 20, 2008 8:36 pm

apey wrote:Hmmmm I was expecting something kinky and freakish like blow jobs= One from this chick at work, one from my sister , one from my daughter that i had when I was two, and one from my cousin
or is that rusty monkey

is that you first or second cousin apey ....lol

by **bedub1** on Thu Aug 21, 2008 10:13 pm

I went into microslut for an interview and the population of the people working there that I saw was about 75% Indian. From India...not like native Americans. I think they need some affirmative action....hire some more white men.