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Postby cena-rules on Sat Aug 23, 2008 4:14 am

19:41:22 ‹jakewilliams› I was a pedo
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Postby Iliad on Sat Aug 23, 2008 4:21 am

Wow that's new! Look I found something newer-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4AuN6pN1kY!!And this-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
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Postby cena-rules on Sat Aug 23, 2008 4:23 am

19:41:22 ‹jakewilliams› I was a pedo
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Postby Iliad on Sat Aug 23, 2008 4:32 am

cena-rules wrote:I NEVER SAID IT WAS NEW

just funny

http://www.funnyjunk.com/movies/1214/Lego+Death+Star+Cafe/
you should post the original as well, but that is funny
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Postby pimpdave on Sat Aug 23, 2008 6:06 am

jay_a2j wrote:hey if any1 would like me to make them a signature or like an avator just let me no, my sig below i did, and i also did "panther 88" so i can do something like that for u if ud like...
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Postby pimpdave on Sat Aug 23, 2008 7:39 am

Joel Schumacher apologizes for Batman & Robin

Sometimes, in life, we get apologies for things that really don't matter. But hey, take what you can get.
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Postby pimpdave on Sat Aug 23, 2008 7:46 am

Epic LARP Battle with Dragon

"What are you waiting for?"

"OW! STOP THAT!"
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Postby pimpdave on Sat Aug 23, 2008 7:54 am

jay_a2j wrote:hey if any1 would like me to make them a signature or like an avator just let me no, my sig below i did, and i also did "panther 88" so i can do something like that for u if ud like...
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Postby Pedronicus on Sat Aug 23, 2008 8:20 am

An Australian bricklayers report (an oldie, but a goodie)


Dear Sir,

I am writing in response to your request for additional information in Block 3 of the accident report form. I put "poor planning" as the cause of my accident. You asked for a fuller explanation and I trust the following details will be sufficient.

I am a bricklayer by trade. On the day of the accident, I was working alone on the roof of a new six-story building. When I completed my work, I found that I had some bricks left over which, when weighed later were found to be slightly in excess of 500lbs. Rather than carry the bricks down by hand, I decided to lower them in a barrel by using a pulley, which was attached to the side of the building on the sixth floor.

Securing the rope at ground level, I went up to the roof, swung the barrel out and loaded the bricks into it. Then I went down and untied the rope, holding it tightly to ensure a slow descent of the bricks. You will note in Block 11 of the accident report form that I weigh 135lbs.

Due to my surprise at being jerked off the ground so suddenly, I lost my presence of mind and forgot to let go of the rope. Needless to say, I proceeded at a rapid rate up the side of the building.

In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel, which was now proceeding downward at an equally impressive speed.

This explained the fractured skull, minor abrasions and the broken collar bone, as listed in section 3 of the accident report form.

Slowed only slightly, I continued my rapid ascent, not stopping until the fingers of my right hand were two knuckles deep into the pulley.

Fortunately by this time I had regained my presence of mind and was able to hold tightly to the rope, in spite of beginning to experience pain. At approximately the same time, however, the barrel of bricks hit the ground and the bottom fell out of the barrel.

Now devoid of the weight of the bricks, that barrel weighed approximately 50 lbs. I refer you again to my weight. As you can imagine, I began a rapid descent, down the side of the building.

In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel coming up.

This accounts for the two fractured ankles, broken tooth and several
lacerations of my legs and lower body.

Here my luck began to change slightly. The encounter with the barrel seemed to slow me enough to lessen my injuries when I fell into the pile of bricks and fortunately only three vertebrae were cracked. I am sorry to report, however, as I lay there on the pile of bricks, in pain, unable to move, I again lost my composure and presence of mind and let go of the rope and I lay there watching the empty barrel begin its journey back down onto me.

This explains the two broken legs.

I hope this answers your inquiry.
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Postby black elk speaks on Sat Aug 23, 2008 9:29 am

pimpdave wrote:Epic LARP Battle with Dragon

"What are you waiting for?"

"OW! STOP THAT!"


lol... geek fest!
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Postby apey on Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:01 pm

http://www.funnyjunk.com/movies/49/Relaxing+Car+Drive/
k get real close to your screens and watch very very close or you will miss it
hilarious
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Postby black elk speaks on Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:03 pm

apey wrote:http://www.funnyjunk.com/movies/49/Relaxing+Car+Drive/
k get real close to your screens and watch very very close or you will miss it
hilarious


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby apey on Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:06 pm

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1790499
hurry before it is toooo laatteee :shock:
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Postby black elk speaks on Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:11 pm

apey wrote:http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1790499
hurry before it is toooo laatteee :shock:


it didn't load :(
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Postby apey on Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:16 pm

black elk speaks wrote:
apey wrote:http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1790499
hurry before it is toooo laatteee :shock:


it didn't load :(

go to collegehumor.com and look up cooties
cus it loaded for me :( 8-)
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Postby black elk speaks on Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:17 pm

apey wrote:
black elk speaks wrote:
apey wrote:http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1790499
hurry before it is toooo laatteee :shock:


it didn't load :(

go to collegehumor.com and look up cooties
cus it loaded for me :( 8-)


i got it now, thanks. so depressing, the status of that epidemic.
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