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XMFD @ This Entry From My Blog 5 Years Ago

Postby SnakeySnakey on Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:44 pm

Que Malo once again I am left to sugar my own churros
I had a journal that spanned from 1st grade to my senior year of high school, but it had like 10 entries. I think I should write in my blog everyday so I can have some memories of my rocking college days.

Today I went running and I think I saw a totally hot girl. And here's the weird part she totally wanted me! So I realized something was wrong. I quickly kicked myself in the nuts to make sure it wasn't a dream, and it wasn't because it really hurt! But still something was wrong. Then I found out what it was.

She was Canadian! So I ran away from her as fast as I could, I think I ran the first 5 minute mile of my life (although it probably didn't make sense to run since I was running on a circular track). Thank God it doesn't snow in Texas otherwise she would have iceskated after me.

She didn't even have a hockey stick or anything, how was I supposed to know she was Canadian?
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Re: XMFD @ This Entry From My Blog 5 Years Ago

Postby pancakemix on Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:56 pm

Canada disapproves.

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Re: XMFD @ This Entry From My Blog 5 Years Ago

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:57 pm

So did you hear about the guy who was prosecuted for necrophilia?
His defence was "I thought she just American".
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Re: XMFD @ This Entry From My Blog 5 Years Ago

Postby hecter on Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:58 pm

*yawn*
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Re: XMFD @ This Entry From My Blog 5 Years Ago

Postby pimpdave on Fri Aug 29, 2008 7:49 am

jonesthecurl wrote:So did you hear about the guy who was prosecuted for necrophilia?
His defence was "I thought she just American".

:lol:

Yeah, there are more than a few cold fish in the States.
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