Is It Wrong...

[hecter]

Is it wrong that I've been voluntarily listening to techno for hours now?

[Juan_Bottom]

Are you trying to impress a girl?

[hecter]

Are you trying to impress a girl?

No. And I'm not talking about like, two measly hours either, but rather 6 and a half solid hours. Sitting here. Alone. At my computer. Not watching porn.

[Skittles!]

Uh.. Why?

[hecter]

Uh.. Why?

I don't think I can tell you...

[e_i_pi]

What's wrong with techno? I listen to techno all the time

[Juan_Bottom]

Is it the 'Mortal Kombat' theme from the movie???

[Skittles!]

Uh.. Why?

I don't think I can tell you...

Uh.. Possibly on MSN then? ha.

What's wrong with techno? I listen to techno all the time

That's why you have a username of e_i_pi

[hecter]

Is it the 'Mortal Kombat' theme from the movie???

Nope... Just random techno music that I downloaded for some reason...

What's wrong with techno? I listen to techno all the time

For six solid hours?

[Juan_Bottom]

If your not trying to impess a girl, and you're not listening to "MORTAL KOOOOOMMMBAAAAAAAAAATT!!!!,"

Then I think that it'd be best if you chopped off your ears.

[hecter]

If your not trying to impess a girl, and you're not listening to "MORTAL KOOOOOMMMBAAAAAAAAAATT!!!!,"

Then I think that it'd be best if you chopped off your ears.

Ya... Their clearly not functioning properly. I mean, most human beings can only take so much strangely synthesized noise mixed with strangely electronically altered voices...

[Snorri1234]

Is it wrong that I've been voluntarily listening to techno for hours now?

Yes, very wrong. Go kill yourself.

[pimpdave]

Yeah, it all has to do with the setting.

If you were at a rave, and Oakenfold was spinning (or Sasha, Digweed, Carl Cox, or even some Chemical Brothers), and you had glow sticks and "felt the love", that'd be completely different. In that case, I'd be nodding my head and be all like "yeah, dude, techno fucking rules." Because in that situation, in that moment, the music is a part of you.

So, unless the techno you're listening to is something that was playing during a rave you attended, then you're probably not listening to it to remember that moment when it was "in you", and instead might be getting tortured with piss poor composition, simple arpeggios and a boringly simple 4/4 beat.

See, even though all those things are present in most hip hop, the music is used as a backdrop for the poetry and talent on display by the MC (or some creative call and response with the audience -- the best hip hop shows do this -- De La Soul is quite adept at eliciting complex audience interaction). But with most techno, there's no such showcase. With techno, the music is the backdrop for the talented dancers and goofy hugging you see going on at a rave. There's really no purpose to it outside of that setting.

Also, that setting gets old pretty quickly. But in a way, it's a rite of passage. Just don't deceive yourself into living only for that moment, cause everyone else outgrows it, and if you don't, you'll just be that sad guy who let it ruin his life.

[hecter]

Well... I was playing video games every now and then... Still...

[william18]

If your not trying to impess a girl, and you're not listening to "MORTAL KOOOOOMMMBAAAAAAAAAATT!!!!,"

Then I think that it'd be best if you chopped off your ears.

How would listening to techno for 6 hours impress a girl?

[Neoteny]

If your not trying to impess a girl, and you're not listening to "MORTAL KOOOOOMMMBAAAAAAAAAATT!!!!,"

Then I think that it'd be best if you chopped off your ears.

How would listening to techno for 6 hours impress a girl?

Harder, better, faster, stronger.

[hecter]

If your not trying to impess a girl, and you're not listening to "MORTAL KOOOOOMMMBAAAAAAAAAATT!!!!,"

Then I think that it'd be best if you chopped off your ears.

How would listening to techno for 6 hours impress a girl?

SOMEBODY has never seen a low budget porno... Dontcha know once techno music comes on every girl and the room gets naked and wants to have sex with what ever is available?

[Dancing Mustard]

How would listening to techno for 6 hours impress a girl?

Well technically you don't just listen to techno for six hours, for the full effect you have to strip buttock-naked and dangle 20kg of weight from your bellend while your listening, that's what really gets them.


And trust me young padawan, if that old trick doesn't impress them, nothing will... and you can take that to the bank.