Ah yes kiddies, it's that time again. Time for the powers that be to make complete and utter fools out of the Amerikan populace.
And what do we have on the platter this year?
In the right corner we have a geriatric (but decorated, mind you) Bush wannabe, who would show you how different and daring he is by selecting a female member (now that's a novel concept) of the political spectrum for a running mate.
In the left corner we have a slightly black candidate (so he's gotta be cool, right?) who renounced his muslim heritage just in time for the election.
* * sounds of cheering from the collective peanut galleries * *
Now i know that i'm much jaded and burnt out (some call me cynical), but for God's sakes why are the vast majority of Amerikans so unable to apply even a modicum of critical thinking to this sorry ass carnival? They serve you up the same old shite again and again, and you not only eat it, but you attempt to "intelligently" discuss the different flavors of such shite, when it all obviously has the same shitey taste?!
We've already been shown twice (Kennedy/Nixon and Gore/Bush) that should things actually go a different direction than was intended, the powers that be will step in and overrule the popular vote, and yet the lemmings continue to march to the polls, waving their little colored flags and ooohing and ahhing at the emperor's pretty clothes, whilst ignoring his flaccid pecker.
Call me unAmerikan, but if our founding fathers could see us now, they'd apologize to King George. What we need here is a mass boycott of the polls, but what we'll get instead is a shitload of flag waving morons going back for seconds on the grape kool-aid.
Meet the new boss . . .
Honibaz
