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Re: The Pros and Cons of having a detachable penis...

Postby pimpdave on Thu Sep 04, 2008 7:43 pm

I find that even when my aim is true, I nearly always have a bit of splash back, which I theorize comes from being tall, and the urine probably having a bit further to fall.

I really hate having to tear off a couple squares of TP to wipe up the the droplets.

Do short guys never have to deal with splash back? I can't remember from when I was growing up.

Really, the only times I sit down to pee are when I'm so drunk I think the effort of relieving myself might cause me to spew forth fluids from every orifice. In that case, even though one could vomit while peeing erect (yes, I know that sounds funny, and I think so too), sitting down on the throne covers the possibility of explosive diarrhea, while a handy bathroom trashcan can collect any forthcoming technicolor yawns.





(because even when you're home, if your pants are full of foam....



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Re: The Pros and Cons of having a detachable penis...

Postby jiminski on Thu Sep 04, 2008 7:46 pm

do all men spit after peeing?

I have noticed that it is certainly not unique behaviour ... is this some form of scenting ritual, which is a throwback to prehistoric times?
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Re: The Pros and Cons of having a detachable penis...

Postby Matroshka on Thu Sep 04, 2008 9:18 pm

You gotta aim for inner side of the bowl so you don't get splash back, or that's what I do at least.
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Re: The Pros and Cons of having a detachable penis...

Postby DAZMCFC on Fri Sep 05, 2008 12:48 pm

jiminski wrote:do all men spit after peeing?

I have noticed that it is certainly not unique behaviour ... is this some form of scenting ritual, which is a throwback to prehistoric times?

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first thing in the morning i sit down for a piss or when half cut and on my way. it's easier that way.
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