If You Are What You Say You Are, A Superstar

[El Capitan X]

Lupe wonders.




Ta-Ta,
ECX

[spurgistan]

Word.

[El Capitan X]

Man, I dedicate an entire thread to all of CC's Superstars and they all disappear.

They must be too humble... or they're out competing in the Olympic trials! f*ck yes, do your respective countries proud!


ECX

[muy_thaiguy]

I can 1 up all of those.

I beat Chuck Norris, with my pinky!

[Snorri1234]

Man, I dedicate an entire thread to all of CC's Superstars and they all disappear.

They must be too humble... or they're out competing in the Olympic trials! f*ck yes, do your respective countries proud!


ECX

I once caught a bullet with my bare hands.

[jonesthecurl]

Yeah?
Well, I can hold up traffic.

[whitestazn88]

i can eat probably 3 or 4 racks of baby back ribs

[Dancing Mustard]

My penis resembles an aubergine.




Fear not, a qualified physician is currently en-route.

[jnd94]

I went to a Holiday Inn last night.

[william18]

I can read a 2500 page book!









Using the sence of smell!!!

I must be a CC hero!

[whitestazn88]

I can read a 2500 page book!









Using the sence of smell!!!

I must be a CC hero!

sense, not sence. unless you mean scents...

i must be a cc grammar and spelling hero!

[El Capitan X]

That's the spirit CC Superstars! There is no such thing as bragging; we are merely proving how brilliant we are.


I caught a fly between two chopsticks.
ECX

[jonesthecurl]

I dropped my chopsticks in my flies

[spurgistan]

I actually impregnated a Volkswagen.

[jonesthecurl]

I actually impregnated a Volkswagen.

So that's how you pronounce "Volks"

[El Capitan X]

With my huge muscles and ability to run a sub-1 minute mile, I shall keep this thread alive.


ECX

[Interfacer PH]

I'm a defect from Brawl Hall. Oh wait...

[Neoteny]

I dickslapped a bitch hard enough to leave a bruise on her cheek.

[william18]

I can manipulate people when I have a pencil.

[El Capitan X]

To all those who cluelessly voted, "Who the f*ck is Lupe?" I urge you to examine his photo in the first post.

Upon noting that he is indeed black, the following conclusion can be made.


Lupe, upon seeing his photo and recognizing that he is black, is ____________:

A. A Bodyguard
B. A Professional Athlete
C. Involved in a life of crime
D. A Rapper
E. In Prison


Thanks,
ECX

[Snorri1234]

This was a great thread.

[The1exile]

I can dance on the head of a pin as well.

[koop]

i'm not as athletic as his kind, the cops always catch me within about 500 metres

[Neoteny]

I can knock someone unconscious with the impact force of flexing my bicep into said individual's face.

[pimpdave]

My farts are legally considered to be a dangerous biological weapon. I am both a national treasure and on the terrorist watch list. *shrug*