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Re: Random questions forum

Postby LiveWindows on Tue Sep 09, 2008 5:19 am

Neoteny wrote:Why do people peel bananas backward?


How do you peel them forwards? :mrgreen:
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Re: Random questions forum

Postby Iliad on Tue Sep 09, 2008 5:38 am

Dancing Mustard wrote:and why do men have nipples?

Apparently we can lactate too. Just the liver breaks it all down. Some people in the holocaust produced milk, once their liver got beyond fucked.
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Re: Random questions forum

Postby e_i_pi on Tue Sep 09, 2008 5:41 am

Dancing Mustard wrote:If you can only afford one workout supplement ought you opt for a protein milkshake or a creatine supplement? What are the respective benefits of each?

Weightgain 3000 is the correct answer. Beefcake. BEEFCAKE!!!
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Re: Random questions forum

Postby DAZMCFC on Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:41 am

jonesthecurl wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:why is inflammable not the opposite of flammable?



It isn't?

Flammable = will burn
INflammable = will burn

Jay: if a label says "highly inflammable", DON'T use to put out a fire...



why did you have to tell him that. #-o
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Re: Random questions forum

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Sep 09, 2008 7:22 am

DAZMCFC wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:why is inflammable not the opposite of flammable?



It isn't?

Flammable = will burn
INflammable = will burn

Jay: if a label says "highly inflammable", DON'T use to put out a fire...



why did you have to tell him that. #-o


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Re: Random questions forum

Postby Skittles! on Tue Sep 09, 2008 7:32 am

Iliad wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:and why do men have nipples?

Apparently we can lactate too. Just the liver breaks it all down. Some people in the holocaust produced milk, once their liver got beyond fucked.

LOL. Year 9 history sucks Jay's balls. I remember learning that, and I still remember the picture. It's caused by not eating properly and stuff.
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Re: Random questions forum

Postby jnd94 on Tue Sep 09, 2008 7:39 am

How do guys in wheelchairs have sex?
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Re: Random questions forum

Postby LiveWindows on Tue Sep 09, 2008 8:15 am

jonesthecurl wrote:
DAZMCFC wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:why is inflammable not the opposite of flammable?



It isn't?

Flammable = will burn
INflammable = will burn

Jay: if a label says "highly inflammable", DON'T use to put out a fire...



why did you have to tell him that. #-o


For the sake of the prisoners.


Wooo lets keep quoting XD
Why did i just do that?!?! #-o
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Re: Random questions forum

Postby Dancing Mustard on Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:22 am

jnd94 wrote:How do guys in wheelchairs have sex?
With great difficulty.
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Re: Random questions forum

Postby muy_thaiguy on Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:30 am

If a plane from Germany, that was piloted by Swiss pilots, and the passengers were from the US, and the plane crashes in Ethiopia, where do you bury the survivors?


Why does this " :^o " seem wrong on so many levels?

And why does this " :ugeek: " have a great resemblance to mandolorian?
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Re: Random questions forum

Postby Matroshka on Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:42 am

Why would they bury the survivors?
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Re: Random questions forum

Postby Matroshka on Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:42 am

jnd94 wrote:How do guys in wheelchairs have sex?


With each other?
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Re: Random questions forum

Postby Dancing Mustard on Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:25 am

muy_thaiguy wrote:If a plane from Germany, that was piloted by Swiss pilots, and the passengers were from the US, and the plane crashes in Ethiopia, where do you bury the survivors?
At sea.
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Re: Random questions forum

Postby The1exile on Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:28 am

muy_thaiguy wrote:And why does this " :ugeek: " have a great resemblance to mandolorian?

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Re: Random questions forum

Postby Nickbaldwin on Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:56 am

jnd94 wrote:How do guys in wheelchairs have sex?


They put the brake on.....
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Re: Random questions forum

Postby LiveWindows on Tue Sep 09, 2008 3:03 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:If a plane from Germany, that was piloted by Swiss pilots, and the passengers were from the US, and the plane crashes in Ethiopia, where do you bury the survivors?
At sea.


You don't bury survivors Hahahahaha
Woo i got the pun line :P
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Re: Random questions forum

Postby Snorri1234 on Tue Sep 09, 2008 3:05 pm

LiveWindows wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:If a plane from Germany, that was piloted by Swiss pilots, and the passengers were from the US, and the plane crashes in Ethiopia, where do you bury the survivors?
At sea.


You don't bury survivors Hahahahaha


I do.
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Re: Random questions forum

Postby hecter on Tue Sep 09, 2008 3:11 pm

Snorri1234 wrote:
LiveWindows wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:If a plane from Germany, that was piloted by Swiss pilots, and the passengers were from the US, and the plane crashes in Ethiopia, where do you bury the survivors?
At sea.


You don't bury survivors Hahahahaha


I do.

As do I... Ungrateful bastards...
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Re: Random questions forum

Postby Dancing Mustard on Tue Sep 09, 2008 3:26 pm

LiveWindows wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:If a plane from Germany, that was piloted by Swiss pilots, and the passengers were from the US, and the plane crashes in Ethiopia, where do you bury the survivors?
At sea.
You don't bury survivors Hahahahaha
Woo i got the pun line :P

I have got to start using 'sarcasm' tags more often...
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