who would you shag?

by **DAZMCFC** on Thu Sep 11, 2008 6:56 am

comic boy wrote:I have a secret yearning for Bob from Blackadder 2

i think it would have to be Richard Dunne when he picks up the Premier League trophy next season. it could of been Shaun Wright-Phillips when he scored te 4th against Man Ure a few years ago and done the robot dance(way before Crouch).

by **Nickbaldwin** on Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:31 am

I'm hot for pedro mendes right now

by **Frigidus** on Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:34 am

Ron Paul.

by **Neoteny** on Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:35 pm

by **apey** on Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:04 pm

Angelina or Jessica Alba for sure
who wouldn't

by **jiminski** on Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:09 pm

apey wrote:Angelina or Jessica Alba for sure
who wouldn't

could we have a little more detail please? then i'll tell you about me and Columbo.

by **apey** on Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:21 pm

jiminski wrote:
apey wrote:Angelina or Jessica Alba for sure
who wouldn't

could we have a little more detail please? then i'll tell you about me and Columbo.

well first we would start with some soft sensual kissing some sweet tender Caresses....hey wait I don't wanna hear about you and columbo ewww

by **Spuzzell** on Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:34 pm

Interesting thread.

I've always wanted to have sex with a deaf person, as I imagine their orgasmic cry would sound very much like a Wookie stubbing its toe.

I've put some thought into this, and I actually can't imagine having sex with a guy. I really don't think I could spelunk the chocolate chasm, so I'd have to receive, and that's just not cool.

I think the only real way to do this would be if I knew the other guy was enjoying it even less, so I'd like to be rogered by Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, in the middle of a football stadium filled with his family, while the Prophet Mohammed repeatedly calls him a whoofta on the big screen.

I knew a girl once who called homosexuals "chutney ferrets".

by **pimpdave** on Thu Sep 11, 2008 9:53 pm

Would the Jumbotron show an image of Mo while he was calling Khamenei a "whoofta"?

Cause otherwise, there's really nothing scandalous about that scenario at all, at least not that I can fathom.

by **jonesthecurl** on Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:18 pm

Spuzzell wrote:Interesting thread.

I've always wanted to have sex with a deaf person, as I imagine their orgasmic cry would sound very much like a Wookie stubbing its toe.

I've put some thought into this, and I actually can't imagine having sex with a guy. I really don't think I could spelunk the chocolate chasm, so I'd have to receive, and that's just not cool.

I think the only real way to do this would be if I knew the other guy was enjoying it even less, so I'd like to be rogered by Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, in the middle of a football stadium filled with his family, while the Prophet Mohammed repeatedly calls him a whoofta on the big screen.

I knew a girl once who called homosexuals "chutney ferrets".

We used to call them "shirt lifters". As opposed to "skirt lifters".