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Once, whilst very drunk, I scanned my wang on my friends

Postby RustyMonkey on Wed Sep 10, 2008 6:03 pm

Finger print scanner

I flipped my wang over and used the top to get a good surface area to scan.

And I **** you not, it said

'Too short, try again.'

I was pissed.
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Re: Once, whilst very drunk, I scanned my wang on my friends

Postby Snorri1234 on Wed Sep 10, 2008 6:15 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Once, whilst very drunk, I scanned my wang on my friends

Postby RustyMonkey on Thu Sep 11, 2008 1:54 am

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Re: Once, whilst very drunk, I scanned my wang on my friends

Postby RustyMonkey on Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:31 pm

Please respond.
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Re: Once, whilst very drunk, I scanned my wang on my friends

Postby MeDeFe on Fri Sep 12, 2008 4:21 am

RustyMonkey wrote:Please respond.

It needs no comments, it's good enough as a standalone, anything more would only detract from the experience.
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Re: Once, whilst very drunk, I scanned my wang on my friends

Postby Grimlock on Sun Sep 14, 2008 12:42 pm

I'm not sure I would admit that.
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Re: Once, whilst very drunk, I scanned my wang on my friends

Postby Dancing Mustard on Sun Sep 14, 2008 12:55 pm

RustyMonkey wrote:Please respond.

Response.
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