Being a racist

[xruan]

Yes, life is hard being a racist. Everyone hates you. Everyone's racist. But they need to understand that everyone's a little bit racist.

I'm not really racist. I just take advantage of stereotypes.

[heavycola]

I find being a racist can really eat into my chillaxin' time. You know, like at weekends, when all you wanna do is turn on the xbox, crack a few beers and play a few rounds of halo with your buddies, but then one of your friends brings his friend, who turns out to be jewish, for chrissakes, so you have to spend time ignoring, belittling and finally kicking this jewish dude to death when all you wanted to do was hang out. I only had four controllers so it kind of solved that problem, but still, it was a pain in the ass.
And people just stop respecting your boundaries, too, like at work when Tom calls and he's like, 'dude let's go for a few cold ones after work' and i'm like, 'Can't dude, i'm being racist after work', and then he's all like 'Oh come on man, you can put that off', and i'm like 'NO Tom, i can't put it off, this is really important to me and I wish you would respect that sometimes.' No one understands how important my racism is to me, and that can be hard. But it's a totally awesome lifestyle choice and I would recommend it to anyone.

[pimpdave]

Your Racist Friend

(classic TMBG in the house!)