The Anti-Luns

[DaGip]

There will come a time, many years from now, when the world will be overcome by the power of the Anti-Luns.

You shall know the time of his coming on this earth, just as you know the seasons of Hero and Lost!

Reading the verse 1:1 of the Book Of Zobdingo (the first book in the UberTestament of the Holy Schmible) it says:

Wary be ye who look for TV remotes in the freezer, for your time has come! Be yourselves perfect, as Luns is perfected, and keep thy remotes exclusively beside the recliner of the owner of The House. Wouldst thou not want the same for thee and thou kin? Know this, that those who have ears let them be pierced and recognize that the coming of the Anti-Luns is likened to that of the losing of the remote for the owners HDTV and thy TiVo workest not, for ye shall never be able to go back and recapture the television shows of thy Master!

Can those of you who have the Holy Schmible please try and explain this verse to me?

Has anyone else heard of the coming of the Anti-Luns in the Last Days of Reckoning?

[MeDeFe]

That verse is obviously faked, it contains at least one grammatical mistake.


The anti-luns is a propaganda tool that the powers that be have devised in order to confuse the People and keep them from voting for luns101 as the next president of the USA. Don't be fooled. A vote for luns is a vote for a better future. Vote luns101 in the upcoming election!

[heavycola]

nice flame effect

[DaGip]

That verse is obviously faked, it contains at least one grammatical mistake.

I don't know how that verse can be faked when I am the author?

The anti-luns is a propaganda tool that the powers that be have devised in order to confuse the People and keep them from voting for luns101 as the next president of the USA. Don't be fooled. A vote for luns is a vote for a better future. Vote luns101 in the upcoming election!

Your accusations are completely unfounded. Most people that make claims in a forum (at least the ones of some intellectual stature) usually provide sources and evidence to their claims. If what you say is true, then you should be able to post some references from CNN or the NewYorkTimes...something that adds weight to your argument. And I don't want to see any of these stupid TROOFER YouCrap videos! I want meat and potatoes!

And one thing I could never figure out was "the powers that be" statement. Who exactly are "the powers that be"?

(And Luns101 needs to get himself registered in all 50 states so I can vote for him. What is the name of his party?)

[Snorri1234]

Nice goatee.

[DaGip]

Nice goatee.

Book Of Zobdingo verse 1:2
And behold! I saw a bald man walking down the runway. His skin glistened like bronze as he strolled in high heels. Wo, to the internetters who have tried to make valid points in the forums in the wake of Luns101's departure. His absence had left a cold dark void of which can only be filled by his third cousin second removed on his mother's uncle's father's side. The Anti-Luns is appearing all around the earth, and you shall recognize him by his devil horns, long FuManChu mustache, pointy Spock ears, and clean groomed goatee. Not to mention there is a wall of flame that follows him wherever he may go. Hither shall he walk, and flame shall follow...a rumor has sprung from the ancient war that never ceases. And his name shall be burned into that piece of skin that dangles under your arm.

[luns101]

Nice one, DaGip

I was actually thinking of starting a thread called FLAVOR OF LUNS after the reality tv show with Flavor Flav. 16 liberals all vying for my affection as the lone conservative on Conquer Club! I was hoping HeavyCola would photoshop some of the more well-known liberal posters here. But could you imagine John Locke's face photoshopped onto Flavor Flav's body with a huge clock around his neck? Oh well...some day perhaps. I'd have to find 16 liberals willing to be on the show

[DaGip]

Nice one, DaGip
But could you imagine John Locke's face photoshopped onto Flavor Flav's body with a huge cock around his neck?

Luns, you devil!