More Hypothetical Situations

[pimpdave]

If you were in a spaceship with 9 other people but you had only packed enough Oreo rations for 8 people, would you kill the 9th just to ensure there would be no mutiny?

What if that 9th person didn't like Oreos? Would you kill him on principle? What if it was the navigator?

Will there be talking robots on this spaceship? If not, why you such a hater?

[browng-08]

The entire crew would be talking robots. Eight times the Oreos for me!
Note to self: Find out who packed only Oreo cookies for rations and kill him. Clearly the job of a skilled nutritionist, and not a junk food junkie.

[Gregrios]

Have the 9 people cut one of their arms off and each one will have a nice snack.

[kwanton]

16 rations you mean. International law dictates that Oreos must be divided before consumption in order to obtain the creamy center more easily. This of course causes a whole different problem of half of your rations being uncreamed.

[browng-08]

16 rations you mean. International law dictates that Oreos must be divided before consumption in order to obtain the creamy center more easily. This of course causes a whole different problem of half of your rations being uncreamed.

Use a knife. Not to divide the cream, you understand, but to put down any dissenters when you take all the filling for yourself.