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I used slug mucus as lubricant once; that was pretty good.

Postby RustyMonkey on Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:47 am

I got the slug mucus from a slug. I had a eureka moment when I rescued a slug from a puddle on the sidewalk during some rain and realized my hand felt slimier than ever. Slug mucus gets slimier when wet instead of rinsing off. So I put a slug in a little dish with some water so it wouldn't dry out and applied the slug where necessary when necessary along with some water. It ended up killing the slug after a few applications.

I'd do it again but I don't come across many slugs around here. It'd be real nice to have a dozen or so banana slugs around as pets. Maybe I should start a slug lubricant farm.
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Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:52 am

Next time try feeding the slug.
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Postby RustyMonkey on Fri Oct 03, 2008 5:04 pm

Next time try feeding the slug.


I do, but once you drain the slug enough it is going to die for the greater cause.
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Postby Frigidus on Fri Oct 03, 2008 5:06 pm

You need to write an autobiography.
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Postby RustyMonkey on Sat Oct 04, 2008 9:00 pm

You need to write an autobiography.


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Postby b.k. barunt on Sat Oct 04, 2008 9:30 pm

Feed them salt - slugs love salt.


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Postby brooksieb on Sun Oct 05, 2008 1:07 pm

b.k. barunt wrote:Feed them salt - slugs love salt.


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Postby Serbia on Sun Oct 05, 2008 1:26 pm

b.k. barunt wrote:Feed them salt - slugs love salt.


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Postby b.k. barunt on Sun Oct 05, 2008 10:44 pm

I guess i'm an incurable romantic when it comes to the classics.


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Postby jonesthecurl on Sun Oct 05, 2008 11:10 pm

b.k. barunt wrote:I guess i'm an incurable romantic when it comes to the classics.


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