Trolling

[InkL0sed]

Live Chat, to be specific.

There are a lot of words here, I know some of you are scared of such, but I had a good laugh just now.

David Hoekstra, having asked "What was the name of the giant David killed?", and myself, having responded "gollum":

11:15:10 ‹David Hoekstra› wrong movie
05/10/2008 11:15:13 ‹David Hoekstra› Vman?
05/10/2008 11:15:20 ‹killerpit4e› glauth
05/10/2008 11:15:25 ‹David Hoekstra› omg you guys don't know that?
05/10/2008 11:15:33 ‹David Hoekstra› Killer get 1/2 point. . Goliath
05/10/2008 11:15:35 ‹killerpit4e› gluidth
05/10/2008 11:15:43 ‹InkL0sed› it was quite obviously gollum
05/10/2008 11:15:47 ‹InkL0sed› you moron
05/10/2008 11:15:48 ‹David Hoekstra› Killer 2, Wallace 0, Vman 0, others 0
05/10/2008 11:15:51 ‹killerpit4e› i am not good at spelling
05/10/2008 11:15:58 ‹InkL0sed› where do you think tolkien got it from???
05/10/2008 11:16:03 ‹Willam-Wallace› why should we only a person who read every single word of the bible woul
05/10/2008 11:16:25 ‹InkL0sed› say what?
05/10/2008 11:16:32 ‹Willam-Wallace› dang my spelling again
05/10/2008 11:16:35 ‹David Hoekstra› next, one of the miracles mentioned was that thousands were fed with Bread and WHAT?
05/10/2008 11:16:40 ‹Willam-Wallace› woul is would
05/10/2008 11:16:42 * Atikin quit (timeout)
05/10/2008 11:16:43 ‹InkL0sed› ham
05/10/2008 11:16:48 ‹Willam-Wallace› fish
05/10/2008 11:16:48 ‹David Hoekstra› lmfao
05/10/2008 11:16:52 * ksaling joins Social
05/10/2008 11:16:55 ‹killerpit4e› wine
05/10/2008 11:16:55 ‹David Hoekstra› Wallace scores 1
05/10/2008 11:16:57 ‹InkL0sed› cheese
05/10/2008 11:17:07 ‹InkL0sed› beer
05/10/2008 11:17:07 ‹David Hoekstra› Killer 2, wallace 1, Vman 0,. others 0
05/10/2008 11:17:17 ‹InkL0sed› no way
05/10/2008 11:17:22 ‹InkL0sed› I was sure beer was the answer!!!
05/10/2008 11:17:25 * ksaling quit (timeout)
05/10/2008 11:17:40 ‹firth4eva› It's the answer to everything else
05/10/2008 11:17:42 ‹Willam-Wallace› no the only drink it could be is wine
05/10/2008 11:17:43 ‹InkL0sed› my turn for a question
05/10/2008 11:17:49 ‹David Hoekstra› what was the name of the city that the Israelites marched around, blew horns and the walls came tumbling down?
05/10/2008 11:17:54 ‹InkL0sed› what is the name of the creator of tolkien's universe?
05/10/2008 11:17:56 ‹killerpit4e› lets go david
05/10/2008 11:17:59 ‹Willam-Wallace› no its foe everyone
05/10/2008 11:18:13 ‹David Hoekstra› city name?
05/10/2008 11:18:22 ‹David Hoekstra› hmmm?
05/10/2008 11:18:23 ‹InkL0sed› no wait, better question
05/10/2008 11:18:24 ‹Willam-Wallace› dang my spelling again
05/10/2008 11:18:25 ‹killerpit4e› jewruslem
05/10/2008 11:18:25 ‹David Hoekstra› Vman knows it
05/10/2008 11:18:28 ‹InkL0sed› who was beren's lover?
05/10/2008 11:18:29 ‹firth4eva› http://www.conquerclub.com/gam...l_log=Y
05/10/2008 11:18:34 ‹Willam-Wallace› jerusalem
05/10/2008 11:18:49 ‹David Hoekstra› no not Jewruslem or Jerusalem
05/10/2008 11:18:50 ‹firth4eva› what is this game we're playing?
05/10/2008 11:18:54 ‹David Hoekstra› Vman?
05/10/2008 11:18:57 ‹David Hoekstra› Bible study
05/10/2008 11:18:59 ‹InkL0sed› firth = KLOBBER
05/10/2008 11:19:01 ‹David Hoekstra› like Jeopardy
05/10/2008 11:19:07 ‹David Hoekstra› anybody?
05/10/2008 11:19:09 ‹firth4eva› meh
05/10/2008 11:19:11 ‹David Hoekstra› the city was..
05/10/2008 11:19:12 ‹InkL0sed› I'm winning
05/10/2008 11:19:13 ‹InkL0sed› it was NY
05/10/2008 11:19:15 ‹firth4eva› I might make them private in futurwe
05/10/2008 11:19:16 * dragon69 joins Social
05/10/2008 11:19:17 ‹David Hoekstra› Jericho
05/10/2008 11:19:18 ‹Willam-Wallace› betlham
05/10/2008 11:19:19 ‹firth4eva› and invite people
05/10/2008 11:19:58 ‹David Hoekstra› OK how many of each animal did Abraham let on the Ark?
05/10/2008 11:19:59 ‹killerpit4e› next one david
05/10/2008 11:20:04 ‹killerpit4e› \2
05/10/2008 11:20:10 ‹killerpit4e› 0
05/10/2008 11:20:10 ‹InkL0sed› 12
05/10/2008 11:20:12 ‹firth4eva› David Hoekstra, it was noah
05/10/2008 11:20:16 ‹David Hoekstra› trick question. . .it was NOAH's arch
05/10/2008 11:20:19 ‹David Hoekstra› Firth gets one
05/10/2008 11:20:23 ‹firth4eva› and noah was told to put 7 of each on
05/10/2008 11:20:37 ‹David Hoekstra› Killer 2, Firth 1, Wallace 1, others 0
05/10/2008 11:20:45 ‹killerpit4e› no he was tould to put 2 of each
05/10/2008 11:20:54 ‹firth4eva› killerpit4e, no
05/10/2008 11:20:56 ‹firth4eva› it was 7
05/10/2008 11:21:02 ‹firth4eva› 1 male and 6 female most probably
05/10/2008 11:21:04 ‹killerpit4e› no it was 2
05/10/2008 11:21:05 ‹David Hoekstra› what were the names of both of Adam and Eve's sons?
05/10/2008 11:21:09 ‹Willam-Wallace› no one male one female
05/10/2008 11:21:10 ‹firth4eva› so that the males wouldn't fight
05/10/2008 11:21:14 ‹David Hoekstra› it was 2 and 7
05/10/2008 11:21:21 ‹David Hoekstra› 2 of most, but 7 if special hoof
05/10/2008 11:21:22 ‹firth4eva› yay
05/10/2008 11:21:35 ‹Willam-Wallace› robert the brave and robin the chicken
05/10/2008 11:21:37 ‹firth4eva› David Hoekstra, weren't their grandchildren inbreds then?
05/10/2008 11:21:45 ‹David Hoekstra› what were the names of both of Adam and Eve's sons?
05/10/2008 11:21:53 ‹David Hoekstra› (yes,m 1/2 pt for Firtsh)
05/10/2008 11:21:54 ‹David Hoekstra› .
05/10/2008 11:22:00 ‹InkL0sed› Benedict and Ron Paul
05/10/2008 11:22:05 ‹David Hoekstra› what were the names of both of Adam and Eve's sons?
05/10/2008 11:22:10 ‹David Hoekstra› omg
05/10/2008 11:22:10 ‹InkL0sed› Benedict and Ron Paul
05/10/2008 11:22:12 ‹David Hoekstra› come on. .
05/10/2008 11:22:18 ‹David Hoekstra› Cane and Able
05/10/2008 11:22:24 ‹InkL0sed› Benedict and Ron Paul
05/10/2008 11:22:26 ‹David Hoekstra› you guys are TERRIBLE
05/10/2008 11:22:32 * dragon69 quit (timeout)
05/10/2008 11:22:39 ‹David Hoekstra› a freakin Arab could beat you guys in Bible on Jeopardy
05/10/2008 11:22:40 ‹InkL0sed› Benedict / Ron Paul 08!

[The1exile]

I lol'd, especially at "a freakin Arab could beat you guys in Bible on Jeopardy"

[Sentinel XIV]

OMFGLOLZROFLMFAOBBQWTF?!?

For claiming to know the Bible, the guy can't even spell the name "Abel."

[InkL0sed]

I know, there is so much nuance of humor in this, I laugh the more I think about it.

[b.k. barunt]

I lol'd, especially at "a freakin Arab could beat you guys in Bible on Jeopardy"

Ironic in the extreme, considering that Muhammed himself misquotes the Bible in the Koran. Go figure.


Honibaz

[Sentinel XIV]

I lol'd, especially at "a freakin Arab could beat you guys in Bible on Jeopardy"

Ironic in the extreme, considering that Muhammed himself misquotes the Bible in the Koran. Go figure.


Honibaz

Careful, barunt. They might put a jihad out on you.

JIHAD!!!

[firth4eva]

I won that game

[b.k. barunt]

I lol'd, especially at "a freakin Arab could beat you guys in Bible on Jeopardy"

Ironic in the extreme, considering that Muhammed himself misquotes the Bible in the Koran. Go figure.


Honibaz

Careful, barunt. They might put a jihad out on you.

JIHAD!!!

Heh heh, lets see how those desert Wogs do down here in the Louisiana swamps.


Honibaz

[Sentinel XIV]

I lol'd, especially at "a freakin Arab could beat you guys in Bible on Jeopardy"

Ironic in the extreme, considering that Muhammed himself misquotes the Bible in the Koran. Go figure.


Honibaz

Careful, barunt. They might put a jihad out on you.

JIHAD!!!

Heh heh, lets see how those desert Wogs do down here in the Louisiana swamps.


Honibaz

God would be with them. After all, it is He that calls them to war against the infidels, of which, in their eyes, you are certainly one. Their holy war would be strong, and the fact that God is with them would over-match any sort of benefit some muddy bog would offer you.

[joecoolfrog]

I lol'd, especially at "a freakin Arab could beat you guys in Bible on Jeopardy"

Ironic in the extreme, considering that Muhammed himself misquotes the Bible in the Koran. Go figure.


Honibaz

Careful, barunt. They might put a jihad out on you.

JIHAD!!!

Heh heh, lets see how those desert Wogs do down here in the Louisiana swamps.


Honibaz

Never heard of the Marsh Arabs

[nagerous]

I'm not even religious and my bible knowledge is stronger.

[Sentinel XIV]

I'm not even religious and my bible knowledge is stronger.

As strong as your kung fu?

[nagerous]

I'd say so..

Winding up the right-wingers on Live Chat is actually fun... and worth investing time in.

[Sentinel XIV]

I'd say so..

Winding up the right-wingers on Live Chat is actually fun... and worth investing time in.

So, you're a student of Lib Fu?

[b.k. barunt]

God would be with them. After all, it is He that calls them to war against the infidels, of which, in their eyes, you are certainly one. Their holy war would be strong, and the fact that God is with them would over-match any sort of benefit some muddy bog would offer you.

I'm about as impressed with their "god" as i am with their "prophet". Before Muhammed, all the Wogs worshipped tribal gods. Muhammed, being from the Qurash tribe, simply elevated his tribal god (Allah) to the status of the Almighty - cute trick, and all the Wogs said Amen, dumping their own tribal deities - damn that was easy.

Anyhow, muddy bogs are in Ireland, and cypress swamps, full of gators and moccasins are in Louisiana. Bring on the wogs with their jihads, their boxcutters, and their beard patrols. Yalla yalla.


Honibaz

[Sentinel XIV]

God would be with them. After all, it is He that calls them to war against the infidels, of which, in their eyes, you are certainly one. Their holy war would be strong, and the fact that God is with them would over-match any sort of benefit some muddy bog would offer you.

I'm about as impressed with their "god" as i am with their "prophet". Before Muhammed, all the Wogs worshipped tribal gods. Muhammed, being from the Qurash tribe, simply elevated his tribal god (Allah) to the status of the Almighty - cute trick, and all the Wogs said Amen, dumping their own tribal deities - damn that was easy.

Anyhow, muddy bogs are in Ireland, and cypress swamps, full of gators and moccasins are in Louisiana. Bring on the wogs with their jihads, their boxcutters, and their beard patrols. Yalla yalla.


Honibaz

You're just cruisin' for a bruisin' from these guys, aren't you?