could you help a guy out with????

by **targetman377** on Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:06 am

ok so there is this girl that i like. yeah i know i am weird like that me liking a girl. but honestly we have known about a month ok. alright so i want to date her but she says no. ok but here is the kicker she likes me and i like her we like eachother!!! and she is acting as if we are going out but she does not want to say it. she kisses me and we hang out alot holden each others hand. Doing everthing as if we are dating but she will not say yes to dateing me. WHAT DO I DO!!!!!!

by **Neoteny** on Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:13 am

It's probably because of her parents. You should probably kill them.

by **targetman377** on Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:15 am

Neoteny wrote:It's probably because of her parents. You should probably kill them.

I could see that she really says she does not like them alot. however she talkes about them constantly and i can tell she cares about what they think

by **Neoteny** on Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:19 am

targetman377 wrote:
Neoteny wrote:It's probably because of her parents. You should probably kill them.

I could see that she really says she does not like them alot. however she talkes about them constantly and i can tell she cares about what they think

Yeah, they tend to do that. In all seriousness, you have to make a decision: if you think that an outward show of affection such as a formal date is worth risking the relationship on, then notch up the pressure. If she agrees, she'll do her part. If you think that, now and in the long run, you've got a good thing going, try to find a compromise. Maybe you should come up with something that is not your run-of-the-mill date. Something that the 'rents will approve of, but you still get sappy-time with her.

by **Neoteny** on Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:20 am

Neoteny wrote:Yeah, they tend to do that. In all seriousness, you have to make a decision: if you think that an outward show of affection such as a formal date is worth risking the relationship on, then notch up the pressure. If she agrees, she'll do her part. If you think that, now and in the long run, you've got a good thing going, try to find a compromise. Maybe you should come up with something that is not your run-of-the-mill date. Something that the 'rents will approve of, but you still get sappy-time with her.

Plus, chicks totally dig guys with a sappy sense of creativity.

by **browng-08** on Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:21 am

Actually, I don't see a problem with this at all. Why are you complaining? It looks like you found a broad that put out and doesn't want a relationship. Jump on it, son!

Of course, once you've had your fill, you're going to want to deal with the parents. You've got three solutions:
-Pay them off. You'll need quite a bit of cash for this. Enough for a suitcase.
-Kidnap their youngest child. Make no demands and disappear to the Philipines. They shouldn't find the bloated corpse floating down the nearest river for a good couple days, which is plenty of time to flee the country.
-Kill them. This is the simplest.

Happy camping!

by **targetman377** on Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:23 am

browng-08 wrote:Actually, I don't see a problem with this at all. Why are you complaining? It looks like you found a broad that put out and doesn't want a relationship. Jump on it, son!

Of course, once you've had your fill, you're going to want to deal with the parents. You've got three solutions:
-Pay them off. You'll need quite a bit of cash for this. Enough for a suitcase.
-Kidnap their youngest child. Make no demands and disappear to the Philipines. They shouldn't find the bloated corpse floating down the nearest river for a good couple days, which is plenty of time to flee the country.
-Kill them. This is the simplest.

Happy camping!

by **Neoteny** on Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:24 am

browng-08 wrote:Actually, I don't see a problem with this at all. Why are you complaining? It looks like you found a broad that put out and doesn't want a relationship. Jump on it, son!

Of course, once you've had your fill, you're going to want to deal with the parents. You've got three solutions:
-Pay them off. You'll need quite a bit of cash for this. Enough for a suitcase.
-Kidnap their youngest child. Make no demands and disappear to the Philipines. They shouldn't find the bloated corpse floating down the nearest river for a good couple days, which is plenty of time to flee the country.
-Kill them. This is the simplest.

Happy camping!

Killing them is obv. the best solution.

by **Iliad** on Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:25 am

Try hitting her. That works

by **browng-08** on Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:26 am

My special brand of sappy (errr, perhaps messy is a better adjective) creativity.

by **strike wolf** on Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:27 am

I agree with an earlier post about it not being a big deal. I mean it's like you said, it sounds like you are already in a relationship. I really don't see how actually going on a date is such a big deal to you.

by **targetman377** on Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:29 am

well i should like to let you all know in the course of creating this thread. SHE has made a desscion and she said she would go out with me.......

the killing thing will not work she is too centamental and she want to be a polic officer/ crime scene investagator.

by **browng-08** on Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:31 am

Then you could be her inspiration! The force that drove her to commit to stopping tragic crimes like what you (will do/)did to her parents.
Now that's love.

by **targetman377** on Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:35 am

browng-08 wrote:Then you could be her inspiration! The force that drove her to commit to stopping tragic crimes like what you (will do/)did to her parents.
Now that's love.