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logic dictates there is a logic dictates thread

Postby heavycola on Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:42 am

Also, the following are hereby declared wrong:

creationism
beef flavoured crisps
john mccain's wattle
troofers
cherry coke
the new maps
swiftboat politics
eating with your mouth open
incest
the use of normal dice™, or the words attack™, cards™, fortify™, world™ or R_sk


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Re: logic dictates there is a logic dictates thread

Postby Bertros Bertros on Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:56 am

I disagree with point 3. Nothing wrong with a Bacon Double Wattle with Lies™.
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Re: logic dictates there is a logic dictates thread

Postby pimpdave on Wed Oct 15, 2008 8:01 am

heavycola wrote:eating with your mouth open


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Re: logic dictates there is a logic dictates thread

Postby Frigidus on Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:11 pm

Cherry Coke is awesome.
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Re: logic dictates there is a logic dictates thread

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:17 pm

heavycola wrote:Also, the following are hereby declared wrong:
...
incest
...


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Re: logic dictates there is a logic dictates thread

Postby b.k. barunt on Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:22 pm

I like to drink Cherry Coke, whilst eating beef flavored crisps with my mouth open. Does this make me an illogical heretic?


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Re: logic dictates there is a logic dictates thread

Postby heavycola on Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:24 pm

b.k. barunt wrote:I like to drink Cherry Coke, whilst eating beef flavored crisps with my mouth open. Does this make me an illogical heretic?


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No, it makes you a revolting and malodorous dinner guest
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Re: logic dictates there is a logic dictates thread

Postby b.k. barunt on Wed Oct 15, 2008 2:55 pm

Moi? * * farts loudly * *


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Re: logic dictates there is a logic dictates thread

Postby Snorri1234 on Wed Oct 15, 2008 5:58 pm

heavycola wrote:Also, the following are hereby declared wrong:

creationism
beef flavoured crisps
john mccain's wattle
troofers
cherry coke
the new maps
swiftboat politics
eating with your mouth open
incest
the use of normal dice™, or the words attack™, cards™, fortify™, world™ or R_sk


*puts up dukes*


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Re: logic dictates there is a logic dictates thread

Postby mpjh on Wed Oct 15, 2008 6:01 pm

Hah, I was there first.
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Re: logic dictates there is a logic dictates thread

Postby b.k. barunt on Wed Oct 15, 2008 9:01 pm

I left a couple beef flavored crisps in a strategic area.


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Re: logic dictates there is a logic dictates thread

Postby heavycola on Thu Oct 16, 2008 2:33 am

Snorri1234 wrote:
heavycola wrote:Also, the following are hereby declared wrong:

creationism
beef flavoured crisps
john mccain's wattle
troofers
cherry coke
the new maps
swiftboat politics
eating with your mouth open
incest
the use of normal dice™, or the words attack™, cards™, fortify™, world™ or R_sk


*puts up dukes*


I fortified your moms dice last night.


That's assault cubes to you, sonny. Have some respect.
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Re: logic dictates there is a logic dictates thread

Postby Hasbro_G-man on Thu Oct 16, 2008 5:03 am

heavycola wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:
heavycola wrote:Also, the following are hereby declared wrong:

creationism
beef flavoured crisps
john mccain's wattle
troofers
cherry coke
the new maps
swiftboat politics
eating with your mouth open
incest
the use of normal dice™, or the words attack™, cards™, fortify™, world™ or R_sk


*puts up dukes*


I fortified your moms dice last night.


That's assault cubes to you, sonny. Have some respect.


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Re: logic dictates there is a logic dictates thread

Postby DAZMCFC on Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:50 am

b.k. barunt wrote:I like to drink Cherry Coke, whilst eating beef flavored crisps with my mouth open. Does this make me an illogical heretic?


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BK you forgot the bit:

whilst shaggng my sister.
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Re: logic dictates there is a logic dictates thread

Postby b.k. barunt on Thu Oct 16, 2008 12:16 pm

I don't have a sister. That was your sister, which made it irrelevant to the topic at hand, which is why i didn't mention it.


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Re: logic dictates there is a logic dictates thread

Postby DAZMCFC on Thu Oct 16, 2008 2:59 pm

b.k. barunt wrote:I don't have a sister. That was your sister, which made it irrelevant to the topic at hand, which is why i didn't mention it.


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niether do i, but you coming from the deep south. :D must of been your brother then.
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Re: logic dictates there is a logic dictates thread

Postby b.k. barunt on Thu Oct 16, 2008 3:10 pm

You've been watching too much Jerry Springer.


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Re: logic dictates there is a logic dictates thread

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Oct 16, 2008 4:27 pm

ANyone who's watched any Jerry Springer has watched too much Jerry Springer.
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Re: logic dictates there is a logic dictates thread

Postby DAZMCFC on Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:49 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:ANyone who's watched any Jerry Springer has watched too much Jerry Springer.



he's better than fooking Jeremy Kyle who we have to put up with.


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