Does life have a point?

by **Gregrios** on Mon Oct 20, 2008 9:52 pm

Life is like a staircase.... 8-)

by **TheProwler** on Tue Oct 21, 2008 12:56 am

Gregrios wrote:Life is like a staircase....

You never know what you're gonna get?

by **Fruitcake** on Tue Oct 21, 2008 3:04 am

mpjh wrote:
Fruitcake wrote:None of what you say matters, as you are all nothing more than a figment of my imagination. Added to which, I do not really exist either as I am but a construct of another beings imagination.

Yes, definitely you are the figment of the imagination of a piece of dried fruit.

Of course.

by **Gregrios** on Tue Oct 21, 2008 2:05 pm

TheProwler wrote:
Gregrios wrote:Life is like a staircase....

You never know what you're gonna get?

For some reason, that cracked me up!

by **jonesthecurl** on Tue Oct 21, 2008 2:20 pm

Gregrios wrote:Life is like a staircase....

This one goes upstairs (but that's another story).

Oh, and of course there's one more going nowhere just for show.

by **sgom** on Tue Oct 21, 2008 5:59 pm

most sci-fi fans know the meaning of life and everything is 42

by **King_Herpes** on Tue Oct 21, 2008 6:24 pm

I know not the meaning of life. Although I have had a strong premonition that the answer lies somewhere inside of a woman's vagina. The harder I try to find it the more larger the vagina's become. I just can't seem to get my head up there and have a good look around....

by **black elk speaks** on Tue Oct 21, 2008 6:27 pm

King_Herpes wrote:I know not the meaning of life. Although I have had a strong premonition that the answer lies somewhere inside of a woman's vagina. The harder I try to find it the more larger the vagina's become. I just can't seem to get my head up there and have a good look around....

Unless you were born by C-section, or in a test tube, you have already seen what is up there.

When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, mmmmmmmm, boy!

by **King_Herpes** on Tue Oct 21, 2008 6:33 pm

black elk speaks wrote:Unless you were born by C-section, or in a test tube, you have already seen what is up there.

Neither, I was a felch baby. And was too busy kicking reproductive organs to remember anything. It's back to the crotch for my answer!

by **black elk speaks** on Tue Oct 21, 2008 6:35 pm

King_Herpes wrote:
black elk speaks wrote:Unless you were born by C-section, or in a test tube, you have already seen what is up there.

Neither, I was a felch baby. And was too busy kicking reproductive organs to remember anything. It's back to the crotch for my answer!

hmmm, you ass-pire to be a child of feces?

by **King_Herpes** on Tue Oct 21, 2008 6:38 pm

black elk speaks wrote:mmm, you ass-pire to be a child of feces?

This isn't pie bes. But I have made a little brown bear and put him in the freezer if you're interested....

by **black elk speaks** on Tue Oct 21, 2008 7:26 pm

King_Herpes wrote:
black elk speaks wrote:mmm, you ass-pire to be a child of feces?

This isn't pie bes. But I have made a little brown bear and put him in the freezer if you're interested....

Does anyone else have anything to add? anyone?

by **Timminz** on Tue Oct 21, 2008 7:53 pm

As I can know no more. The point to life is the experience.

Try to enjoy yourselves.

by **Juan_Bottom** on Tue Oct 21, 2008 8:36 pm

black elk speaks wrote:
King_Herpes wrote:
black elk speaks wrote:mmm, you ass-pire to be a child of feces?

This isn't pie bes. But I have made a little brown bear and put him in the freezer if you're interested....

Does anyone else have anything to add? anyone?

by **mpjh** on Tue Oct 21, 2008 8:42 pm

Looks like Elk needs someone to pull his sh*t out of the freezer.

by **john9blue** on Wed Oct 22, 2008 1:17 am

I wrote about this elsewhere. The meaning of life could be any/all of the following:

-Pleasure (Hedonism)
-Creation / Reproduction
-Fame, be it good or bad
-Service to others
-Power over others and the world
-No meaning (Nihilism)

I personally subscribe to parts of all of these. There may be bits that I missed, too... 8-)