How to make love to a rich girl and a pauper boy with skills

by **Curmudgeonx** on Tue Oct 21, 2008 3:13 pm

Well, Juan needs your bi-sexual mac-daddy help.

To start the conversation, I would suggest a bottle of Absinthe, and two hits each of X.

by **Frigidus** on Tue Oct 21, 2008 5:00 pm

Curmudgeonx wrote:Well, Juan needs your bi-sexual mac-daddy help.

To start the conversation, I would suggest a bottle of Absinthe, and two hits each of X.

At the same time or one of the two on the side?

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by **pimpdave** on Tue Oct 21, 2008 5:13 pm

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by **Juan_Bottom** on Tue Oct 21, 2008 6:23 pm

What is Absinthe, and is X the date rape drug?

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by **Curmudgeonx** on Tue Oct 21, 2008 9:55 pm

Juan_Bottom wrote:What is Absinthe, and is X the date rape drug?

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Absinthe is a high-octane alcoholic liquor which was illegal in the United States for over 50 years. It contains an ingredient named tujone which allegedly has psychoactive properties. As Absinthe is 140 proof or higher, any good amount makes you loopy as hell. It is good stuff that tastes very strongly of licorice. After many years of illegally importing it from England and Czechsolvakia, and trying to find a mixer that makes the taste tolerable, I now have found that mixing it with Bourbon, small amount of sugar and lemon-lime Gatorade is a decent drink.

X is not the date rape drug; the date rate drug is GHB or rophynol. X is a club drug (ecstasy formerly MDMA), but now can be made out of all sorts of chemicals. It quite simply makes one feel fantastic (and thirsty), by kicking your serotonin levels through the roof.

by **Juan_Bottom** on Wed Oct 22, 2008 7:51 am

Is there one that makes you look more sexy, as opposed to feeling sexy?

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