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'Stayin' Alive' has near-perfect rhythm

Postby Juan_Bottom on Fri Oct 24, 2008 10:05 am

This is not a joke! Ok, look, let's be honest... We all know that 'stayin' Alive' has perfect rythym... but this?!?! Wowee!

http://edition.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/10/1 ... cnnSTCText

Quick grampa is dying! Put on the disco!
All hospitals should play this music constantly.
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Re: 'Stayin' Alive' has near-perfect rhythm

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Oct 24, 2008 10:09 am

Juan_Bottom wrote:This is not a joke! Ok, look, let's be honest... We all know that 'stayin' Alive' has perfect rythym... but this?!?! Wowee!

http://edition.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/10/1 ... cnnSTCText

Quick grampa is dying! Put on the disco!
All hospitals should play this music constantly.


Hmm - aren't there any somngsg with exactly the right rythm?
Maybe we should write one. "Pump it up?"
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Re: 'Stayin' Alive' has near-perfect rhythm

Postby Juan_Bottom on Fri Oct 24, 2008 10:12 am

Isn't that a song already?
"Pump up the jam, pump it up a little more
-something-something-going on the dance floor"

How about "F*ck I'm dying over here, stop dancing you a**holes! Oh wait, I'm getting better..."
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Re: 'Stayin' Alive' has near-perfect rhythm

Postby Sentinel XIV on Fri Oct 24, 2008 10:15 am

Juan_Bottom wrote:Isn't that a song already?
"Pump up the jam, pump it up a little more
-something-something-going on the dance floor"

How about "F*ck I'm dying over here, stop dancing you a**holes! Oh wait, I'm getting better..."


Yes. The song to which you prefer is Pump Up The Jam by Technotronic.

And might I add :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: in regards to the second part of your post.
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Re: 'Stayin' Alive' has near-perfect rhythm

Postby kerntheconkerer on Fri Oct 24, 2008 10:17 am

Juan_Bottom wrote:Isn't that a song already?
"Pump up the jam, pump it up a little more
-something-something-going on the dance floor"
]

its
'keep the party going on the dance floor,
see cuz that's where the party's at and you find out if you do it'
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Re: 'Stayin' Alive' has near-perfect rhythm

Postby pimpdave on Fri Oct 24, 2008 10:17 am

Yeah, my thoughts exactly. This suggests to me that ambulances should be outfitted with cds post haste that have a ton of different songs with the same beat. Because I'd be ready to inject an air bubble into my neck if I had to listen to 'Stayin Alive' more than once every 9 months.
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Re: 'Stayin' Alive' has near-perfect rhythm

Postby Frigidus on Fri Oct 24, 2008 10:18 am

I can't even come up with something to say. It's so ridiculous as it is, posting only takes away from the funny.
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Re: 'Stayin' Alive' has near-perfect rhythm

Postby Sentinel XIV on Fri Oct 24, 2008 10:18 am

pimpdave wrote:Yeah, my thoughts exactly. This suggests to me that ambulances should be outfitted with cds post haste that have a ton of different songs with the same beat. Because I'd be ready to inject an air bubble into my neck if I had to listen to 'Stayin Alive' more than once every 9 months.


Not very "pimpy" of you.
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Re: 'Stayin' Alive' has near-perfect rhythm

Postby pimpdave on Fri Oct 24, 2008 10:21 am

Sentinel XIV wrote:
pimpdave wrote:Yeah, my thoughts exactly. This suggests to me that ambulances should be outfitted with cds post haste that have a ton of different songs with the same beat. Because I'd be ready to inject an air bubble into my neck if I had to listen to 'Stayin Alive' more than once every 9 months.


Not very "pimpy" of you.



Sorry, I meant your neck. If you were playing that song.
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Re: 'Stayin' Alive' has near-perfect rhythm

Postby Sentinel XIV on Fri Oct 24, 2008 10:24 am

pimpdave wrote:
Sentinel XIV wrote:
pimpdave wrote:Yeah, my thoughts exactly. This suggests to me that ambulances should be outfitted with cds post haste that have a ton of different songs with the same beat. Because I'd be ready to inject an air bubble into my neck if I had to listen to 'Stayin Alive' more than once every 9 months.


Not very "pimpy" of you.



Sorry, I meant your neck. If you were playing that song.


Would you inject the needle with your pimp hand?
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Re: 'Stayin' Alive' has near-perfect rhythm

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Oct 24, 2008 10:33 am

Sentinel XIV wrote:
Juan_Bottom wrote:Isn't that a song already?
"Pump up the jam, pump it up a little more
-something-something-going on the dance floor"

How about "F*ck I'm dying over here, stop dancing you a**holes! Oh wait, I'm getting better..."


Yes. The song to which you prefer is Pump Up The Jam by Technotronic.

And might I add :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: in regards to the second part of your post.


Is it 100 beats/minute? (It may have been a vague recollection of that which prompted the suggested title. In fact, Insignificant Trivia Guy who lives in the back of my head is saying "No", and bringing Elvis Costello forward as a candidate. He's right, but I think it's too fast.)
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