'Stayin' Alive' has near-perfect rhythm

[Juan_Bottom]

This is not a joke! Ok, look, let's be honest... We all know that 'stayin' Alive' has perfect rythym... but this?!?! Wowee!

http://edition.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/10/1 ... cnnSTCText

Quick grampa is dying! Put on the disco!
All hospitals should play this music constantly.

[jonesthecurl]

This is not a joke! Ok, look, let's be honest... We all know that 'stayin' Alive' has perfect rythym... but this?!?! Wowee!

http://edition.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/10/1 ... cnnSTCText

Quick grampa is dying! Put on the disco!
All hospitals should play this music constantly.

Hmm - aren't there any somngsg with exactly the right rythm?
Maybe we should write one. "Pump it up?"

[Juan_Bottom]

Isn't that a song already?
"Pump up the jam, pump it up a little more
-something-something-going on the dance floor"

How about "F*ck I'm dying over here, stop dancing you a**holes! Oh wait, I'm getting better..."

[Sentinel XIV]

Isn't that a song already?
"Pump up the jam, pump it up a little more
-something-something-going on the dance floor"

How about "F*ck I'm dying over here, stop dancing you a**holes! Oh wait, I'm getting better..."

Yes. The song to which you prefer is Pump Up The Jam by Technotronic.

And might I add in regards to the second part of your post.

[kerntheconkerer]

Isn't that a song already?
"Pump up the jam, pump it up a little more
-something-something-going on the dance floor"
]

its
'keep the party going on the dance floor,
see cuz that's where the party's at and you find out if you do it'

[pimpdave]

Yeah, my thoughts exactly. This suggests to me that ambulances should be outfitted with cds post haste that have a ton of different songs with the same beat. Because I'd be ready to inject an air bubble into my neck if I had to listen to 'Stayin Alive' more than once every 9 months.

[Frigidus]

I can't even come up with something to say. It's so ridiculous as it is, posting only takes away from the funny.

[Sentinel XIV]

Yeah, my thoughts exactly. This suggests to me that ambulances should be outfitted with cds post haste that have a ton of different songs with the same beat. Because I'd be ready to inject an air bubble into my neck if I had to listen to 'Stayin Alive' more than once every 9 months.

Not very "pimpy" of you.

[pimpdave]

Yeah, my thoughts exactly. This suggests to me that ambulances should be outfitted with cds post haste that have a ton of different songs with the same beat. Because I'd be ready to inject an air bubble into my neck if I had to listen to 'Stayin Alive' more than once every 9 months.

Not very "pimpy" of you.

Sorry, I meant your neck. If you were playing that song.

[Sentinel XIV]

Yeah, my thoughts exactly. This suggests to me that ambulances should be outfitted with cds post haste that have a ton of different songs with the same beat. Because I'd be ready to inject an air bubble into my neck if I had to listen to 'Stayin Alive' more than once every 9 months.

Not very "pimpy" of you.

Sorry, I meant your neck. If you were playing that song.

Would you inject the needle with your pimp hand?

[jonesthecurl]

Isn't that a song already?
"Pump up the jam, pump it up a little more
-something-something-going on the dance floor"

How about "F*ck I'm dying over here, stop dancing you a**holes! Oh wait, I'm getting better..."

Yes. The song to which you prefer is Pump Up The Jam by Technotronic.

And might I add in regards to the second part of your post.

Is it 100 beats/minute? (It may have been a vague recollection of that which prompted the suggested title. In fact, Insignificant Trivia Guy who lives in the back of my head is saying "No", and bringing Elvis Costello forward as a candidate. He's right, but I think it's too fast.)