Well I woke up

by **jonesthecurl** on Tue Oct 28, 2008 1:40 pm

this morning,

by **Backglass** on Tue Oct 28, 2008 1:49 pm

Did you get yourself a beer?

by **Hologram** on Tue Oct 28, 2008 1:57 pm

or take a whiz?

by **Dancing Mustard** on Tue Oct 28, 2008 2:14 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:this morning,

...next to the meanest woman in town.
She got a face like Margaret Thatcher,
and she weighs four-hundred pounds.

*Furious Banjo playing*

Yeeeha!

by **jonesthecurl** on Tue Oct 28, 2008 2:51 pm

...I woke up yesterday morning too.
If I wake up tomorrow morning,
That'll be three days in a rooow.

by **Hologram** on Tue Oct 28, 2008 2:52 pm

Just three?

Or have you consistently been waking up in the afternoon and/or evening previous to the last three days?

by **jonesthecurl** on Tue Oct 28, 2008 2:53 pm

...just quoting an old song. I can't remember the source

by **jonesthecurl** on Tue Oct 28, 2008 2:54 pm

(or alternatively)

...
with the moon stickin' in my eye

by **InkL0sed** on Tue Oct 28, 2008 3:03 pm

Got myself a gun

by **pimpdave** on Tue Oct 28, 2008 3:05 pm

And then I drove to New Jersey in my big gas guzzling SUV

Fugghedaboudit yagabuzzi stugats!

by **diddle** on Tue Oct 28, 2008 3:16 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:this morning,

..feelin fine,
here's a current account that'll blow your mind,
we'll give you 50 times more than these others do (we give you 50 times like we know we should)
something tells me your into something good.

Halifax advert.

by **jonesthecurl** on Tue Oct 28, 2008 3:36 pm

(or alternatively)

..with those bullfrogs on my mind..

by **Snorri1234** on Tue Oct 28, 2008 4:56 pm

InkL0sed wrote:Got myself a gun

Your mama always said you'd be
The Chosen One.

by **Neoteny** on Tue Oct 28, 2008 4:58 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:this morning,

On the wrong side of the bed
And how I got to thinkin'
About all the things you said
About ordinary people
And how they make you sick
And if callin' names kicks back on you
Then I hope this does the trick

by **Snorri1234** on Tue Oct 28, 2008 5:07 pm

When I wake up
well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you

by **Juan_Bottom** on Tue Oct 28, 2008 5:58 pm

When I go out
yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you

by **Snorri1234** on Tue Oct 28, 2008 8:08 pm

if I get drunk
well I know I'm gonna be
i'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you

by **diddle** on Wed Oct 29, 2008 8:47 am

When I haver (sp?)
well I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man
who's havering with you.

by **diddle** on Wed Oct 29, 2008 12:18 pm

diddle wrote:When I haver (sp?)
well I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man
who's havering with you.

I just realised how incredibly wrong I got those lyrics.

by **The1exile** on Wed Oct 29, 2008 12:26 pm

The morning will come
in the press of every kiss
with your head upon my chest
where I will annoy you
with every waking breath
'til you, decide to wake up

by **jonesthecurl** on Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:57 pm

..and I'll leave you softly dreaming that i'm making love to you.
Dream on, you little girl.
Dream on, you litttle girl.
Dream on, dream on, you little girl...

by **Neoteny** on Wed Oct 29, 2008 2:16 pm

::Stephen Tyler::

DREAM ON! DREAM ON! DREAM ON!

::Stephen Tyler falsetto::

DREAM ON! DREAM ON! DREAM ON!

by **glide** on Wed Oct 29, 2008 2:53 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:(or alternatively)

..with those bullfrogs on my mind..

At first I thought you may be going with Roadhouse Blues by the doors......but Bullfrog Blues is my very favorite 20 plus minute tune...next to Alices Restaurant.
Damn....now I gotta go hunt up the tape.......lmao