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the Good REGULATION suggestion thread!

Postby Lootifer on Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:56 pm

Rules a la "Things the free market would solve" thread.

Suggest a regulation that would help improve you little sphere/bubble of existence.

Here ill start:

1. Musicians must get paid proportionatly to how many members they have in their lineup.
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Re: Good REGULATION suggestion thread!

Postby rdsrds2120 on Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:57 pm

2. Saxitoxin must be aroused now twice for every child he bears.

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Re: the Good REGULATION suggestion thread!

Postby Lootifer on Mon Apr 09, 2012 5:00 pm

3. Anyone who has ever wanted to be a politician is immediately banned from ever being a politician.
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Re: the Good REGULATION suggestion thread!

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Apr 09, 2012 5:05 pm

4. Lootifer isn't allowed to make any more threads
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Re: the Good REGULATION suggestion thread!

Postby Lootifer on Mon Apr 09, 2012 5:15 pm

5. AoG has to stop being a poopy head since Lootifer is a sensitive and delicate flower.
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Re: the Good REGULATION suggestion thread!

Postby john9blue on Mon Apr 09, 2012 5:41 pm

6. everybody here has to give me a dollar
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Re: the Good REGULATION suggestion thread!

Postby Lootifer on Mon Apr 09, 2012 5:49 pm

7. People must post good regulations
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Re: the Good REGULATION suggestion thread!

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Apr 09, 2012 5:51 pm

8. john9blue must give me all of his dollars
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Re: the Good REGULATION suggestion thread!

Postby rdsrds2120 on Mon Apr 09, 2012 6:07 pm

9. AoG can't make money ever again.

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Re: the Good REGULATION suggestion thread!

Postby Victor Sullivan on Mon Apr 09, 2012 6:11 pm

10. The Globals must give the admins a 24-hour ban for their birthdays.

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Re: the Good REGULATION suggestion thread!

Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon Apr 09, 2012 9:05 pm

11. In order to ensure our safety against domestic and foreign threats, everyone here must give me 5% of their income because national CC cyber defense is a nonrivalrous, nonexcludable public good which would be underprovided or not provided at all on the free market.
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Re: the Good REGULATION suggestion thread!

Postby Lootifer on Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:30 pm

12. No
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Re: the Good REGULATION suggestion thread!

Postby whitestazn88 on Mon Apr 09, 2012 11:04 pm

13. When in doubt, whip it out.
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Re: the Good REGULATION suggestion thread!

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Apr 09, 2012 11:46 pm

14. This thread
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Re: the Good REGULATION suggestion thread!

Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue Apr 10, 2012 12:42 am

15. All refusals of #11 will be ignored because national CC cyber defense is essential. Let the extraction of wealth by the CC state begin!
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Re: the Good REGULATION suggestion thread!

Postby rdsrds2120 on Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:14 am

16. All issues concerning the TPDS are to be removed from pimpdave and instead placed on Lootifer. Lootifer, you are now officially in charge of keeping us informed on the TPDS (a violent, racist organization) in light of PD being an active member.

I cite my sources:
http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=168664#p3682114
http://tinyurl.com/7kk4trf
http://goo.gl/0ejPq

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Re: the Good REGULATION suggestion thread!

Postby Lootifer on Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:39 pm

17. All sources must be verified and approved by card carrying TPDS members.
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Re: the Good REGULATION suggestion thread!

Postby DoomYoshi on Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:42 pm

Truck Drivers must get Mandatory Annual Flu Vaccines.
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Re: the Good REGULATION suggestion thread!

Postby john9blue on Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:33 pm

19. all posts must be correctly numbered
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Re: the Good REGULATION suggestion thread!

Postby Phatscotty on Wed Apr 11, 2012 6:25 am

20. Glass Stegal
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Re: the Good REGULATION suggestion thread!

Postby Lootifer on Wed Apr 11, 2012 4:48 pm

21. That all suggestions must be suggestions and not regulations already in practice.
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Re: the Good REGULATION suggestion thread!

Postby whitestazn88 on Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:25 pm

22. Why isn't Frank Sinatra on this list?
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Re: the Good REGULATION suggestion thread!

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Apr 12, 2012 3:58 am

23. Anyone who diverges from the correct sequence of numbers will be sentenced to death.
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Re: the Good REGULATION suggestion thread!

Postby whitestazn88 on Thu Apr 12, 2012 11:09 am

24. Suck a f*ck, life threateners
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Re: the Good REGULATION suggestion thread!

Postby Lootifer on Thu Apr 12, 2012 4:56 pm

25. All Nazi Asians shall be put to death.
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