Governor of Vermont Fights Bears Naked

by **saxitoxin** on Fri Apr 13, 2012 5:48 pm

The Governor of Vermont, Peter Shumlin, attacked four bears last night. According to the Governor, both he and the bears were naked. The bears counter-attacked and he was forced to flee. Today he will be dedicating a new dam on the Ompompanoosuc River in the morning and then attending a cabinet meeting in the afternoon.

http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/gl ... -bear-atta

by **saxitoxin** on Mon Apr 16, 2012 4:47 pm

A man has been killed in a swan attack in Illinois.

A man who neighbors say was devoted to caring for the swans of a Des Plaines area apartment complex might have paid for that devotion with his life.

http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2012/04/15/ ... ?hpt=hp_t3

This is how it begins.

by **BigBallinStalin** on Mon Apr 16, 2012 5:23 pm

Witnesses said Hensley came up at least once after his kayak tipped in the pond, but by the time police finally pulled him out of the water, more than a half hour had passed.

I guess no one liked him enough to go save his life.