US Secret Service Hooked in Columbia

[oVo]

Twelve members (ha!) of the logistics staff sent home
before the President's visit to Columbia.

[patches70]

It's a good measure of how Obama has brought blow jobs to the hard working women and men of other countries. We should be as relieved as those agents that this isn't the tip of the iceberg and that the misconduct doesn't go deeper. Yet again this shows how trickle down economics makes the world tighter and makes economic slavery more loose.
Hopefully, there will be no spillover if this scandal should happen to spread and happen to get any spunk on the current administration's character.

[Phatscotty]

Obama's war on women continues.

[pimpdave]

Columbia is the top tier Ivy League school Obama attended as an undergrad (and the name of the capital of South Carolina). Colombia is a sovereign nation in South America.

[natty dread]

It's a good measure of how Obama has brought blow jobs to the hard working women and men of other countries. We should be as relieved as those agents that this isn't the tip of the iceberg and that the misconduct doesn't go deeper. Yet again this shows how trickle down economics makes the world tighter and makes economic slavery more loose.
Hopefully, there will be no spillover if this scandal should happen to spread and happen to get any spunk on the current administration's character.

I decoded a secret message from this:

measure working women relieved tip deeper trickle tighter loose spillover spread spunk character.

I don't really understand what it means, though. Is it a code of some sort? Is patches a secret agent of North Korea?

I think we should perform some cryptoanalysis here. What is patches trying to say? Is he being held at gunpoint by violent Tea Party Death Squads and is trying to signal for help?

[patches70]

It's a good measure of how Obama has brought blow jobs to the hard working women and men of other countries. We should be as relieved as those agents that this isn't the tip of the iceberg and that the misconduct doesn't go deeper. Yet again this shows how trickle down economics makes the world tighter and makes economic slavery more loose.
Hopefully, there will be no spillover if this scandal should happen to spread and happen to get any spunk on the current administration's character.

I decoded a secret message from this:

measure working women relieved tip deeper trickle tighter loose spillover spread spunk character.

I don't really understand what it means, though. Is it a code of some sort? Is patches a secret agent of North Korea?

I think we should perform some cryptoanalysis here. What is patches trying to say? Is he being held at gunpoint by violent Tea Party Death Squads and is trying to signal for help?

It might be the cultural differences or a language barrier, but the point is for others to make pun filled fun at the Secret Service (LOL, secret service getting secret service in Colombia).
A bit of light hearted jesting at an otherwise....light hearted hypocrisy of law enforcement agents conducting themselves with whores who also happen to be foreign nationals. It's hilarious and I just wanted to make fun. You are supposed to follow up by quoting me and offering up your own string of puns. And then so on and so on.
Congrats, you ruined it.

Lets face it, if we can't make fun of this then we can't make fun of anything. Secret service memo on upcoming Colombia trip- "Hookers and Cocaine Bitchez!!!! Leave your wives at home and stock up on condemns!

[oVo]

Thanks for the correction dave, I might have gotten lost.
This gives Special Service Logistics a whole new meaning.

I wonder if Special Services still import coke on these misadventures?

[Dukasaur]

It's a good measure of how Obama has brought blow jobs to the hard working women and men of other countries. We should be as relieved as those agents that this isn't the tip of the iceberg and that the misconduct doesn't go deeper. Yet again this shows how trickle down economics makes the world tighter and makes economic slavery more loose.
Hopefully, there will be no spillover if this scandal should happen to spread and happen to get any spunk on the current administration's character.

I decoded a secret message from this:

measure working women relieved tip deeper trickle tighter loose spillover spread spunk character.

I don't really understand what it means, though. Is it a code of some sort? Is patches a secret agent of North Korea?

I think we should perform some cryptoanalysis here. What is patches trying to say? Is he being held at gunpoint by violent Tea Party Death Squads and is trying to signal for help?

With some re-arrangement, added punctuation, and minor adjustments, it spells the headline of some emails I saw in my junk box recently:

Character spunk trikle[s] deeper tighter.
Women working spread tighter. M
Measure loose spillover.

[patches70]

Thanks for the correction dave, I might have gotten lost.
This gives Special Service Logistics a whole new meaning.

I wonder if Special Services still import coke on these misadventures?

That's the spirit! We should try to pun ridicule the Secret Service and maybe the late night talk show hosts will use some of our jokes in their upcoming monologues. You know the mocking by the Leno's and such is coming.

[patches70]

It seems, one of the hooker's reported the Secret Service agents after one of them refused to pay for services rendered.

I can understand the confusion. Colombian whores charge on a sliding scale, $10 an inch. The Secret Service agent, being a woman, didn't think she had to pay. Apparently she was mistaken.

This should be a lesson to all prostitutes, collect your money first. About the only way you can make a whore moan is to not pay her.

HA, now if you were to go to whore houses around the world you'll find a wall of shame. Kinda like the bad check writing wall many business have to shame those deadbeats who write bad checks. The Mustang Ranch just announced that all government employees will now be required not only to leave drivers license with the front desk but will also now be required to leave a deposit before being serviced.

This does not apply to Senators, however, as they have running accounts anyway.....

[oVo]

Leaving a deposit to start is unfair since the clock will be running
and most government employees will need more time.
So it will cost them double.

[patches70]

Leaving a deposit to start is unfair since the clock will be running
and most government employees will need more time.
So it will cost them double.

Sounds fair to me, and Senator's and Representatives should have to pay extra anyway for blackmail insurance.

[saxitoxin]

They weren't the only ones. The extremely elderly MINLF Mrs. Gladys Clinton was caught partying with booze and male strippers at Club Havana in Cartagena. Apparently she even offered Falkomagno $1000 to massage her cankles.

Was this a diplomatic summit or the tennis team's trip to state?





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[oVo]

Latest report says this whole dust up started when one of the girls was stiffed for $47 and eventually the local police were called to restore the peace.

I think Hilary was off the clock and merely tossed back a few brews, unlike the guys who are taking the fifth in their congressional hearing about a Vegas trip with way too many perks. Guess those guys actually believed the ads claiming what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

[KoolBak]

Leaving a deposit to start is unfair since the clock will be running
and most government employees will need more time.
So it will cost them double.

Why do they take longer? Is it that intricate Gimp costume that's so frustratingly difficult to get on properly? Or the matching trunk 'o toys they have to haul around? Or perhaps the elaborate Clintonesque role playing that's required before any fluid exchange.......huh......interesting topic!

[oVo]

Trunk and fluid exchange are close, but the leaving a deposit to start joke
seems to have flown right over your head. Since the wait and paying a bit
extra for things are nothing new to a government with a large inventory
of $500 claw hammers, hiding any additional expense should be a snap,
but lunch breaks will have to be extended.

[perchorin]

[oVo]

Since prostitution is legal in Colombia the Secret Service Logistics Crew
is merely guilty of poor judgement by stiffing a working girl.