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Re: 101 things you shouldn't say in court

Postby army of nobunaga on Thu Apr 26, 2012 10:53 pm

64) Man o Man.. Yo.. Juror #3 you got one hell of a set of t-ts.
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Re: 101 things you shouldn't say in court

Postby Mr_Adams on Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:27 am

40) I know the evidence looks overwhelming, but you could be amply rewarded for seeing the truth MY way *wink*
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Re: 101 things you shouldn't say in court

Postby Quirk on Fri Apr 27, 2012 1:27 pm

66. So this isn't the food court?
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Re: 101 things you shouldn't say in court

Postby Mr_Adams on Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:25 pm

And who are YOU to judge?
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Re: 101 things you shouldn't say in court

Postby Quirks Wife on Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:26 pm

Are you late for choir practice or what?
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Re: 101 things you shouldn't say in court

Postby IcePack on Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:38 pm

69. Do i have to pay the fine off right away, or can I pay it after I collect my nightly fee from the girls?
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Re: 101 things you shouldn't say in court

Postby nietzsche on Fri Apr 27, 2012 4:53 pm

But wait, what am I, a lawyer, the defendant, the judge??
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Re: 101 things you shouldn't say in court

Postby Pedronicus on Fri Apr 27, 2012 7:38 pm

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Re: 101 things you shouldn't say in court

Postby Quirk on Fri Apr 27, 2012 8:40 pm

72. Can we dim the lights in here? I'm tripping my balls off right now.

73. I KNOW MY RIGHTS, YOU FASCIST BASTARDS!

74. Gimme back my bullets.

75. Your honor, when I think about you I touch myself.
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Re: 101 things you shouldn't say in court

Postby The Bison King on Sat Apr 28, 2012 1:10 am

73. You call that a sentencing?

74.That depends on what your definition of "is" is
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Re: 101 things you shouldn't say in court

Postby nietzsche on Sat Apr 28, 2012 1:28 am

The Bison King wrote:73. You call that a sentencing?



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Re: 101 things you shouldn't say in court

Postby Mr_Adams on Sat Apr 28, 2012 2:40 am

Quirk wrote:73. I KNOW MY RIGHTS, YOU FASCIST BASTARDS!


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