What is the most orgasms you've had in one day?

by **Commander62890** on Wed May 02, 2012 9:16 pm

Sex; masturbation - it all counts toward your total... as long as it's in a 24-hr time span. You can even count 'dry' orgasms.

by **Army of GOD** on Wed May 02, 2012 9:22 pm

over 18

by **TA1LGUNN3R** on Thu May 03, 2012 3:44 am

Too much sex, too little Jesus
Stacy's been a troubled teen ever since she's twelve
She felt the world close in on her and thought she needed help
Listening to the radio on a Sunday night
She heard the preacher calling out to call up on his help-line
He sounded so nice, he sounded so inviting
And for a small donation she could have the Lord Almighty
She told him her story, he told her his thoughts
He said you better get yourself right in the eyes of God

Too much sex, too little Jesus
Too much sex, too little Jesus
Too much sex, too little Jesus

Stop that dope smoking, stop that masturbation!
Take the Lord into your heart and stop that fornication
We're building us an Army, gonna knock out Satan
Visa or Mastercard
Our operators are waiting!

Too much sex, too little Jesus
Too much sex, too little Jesus
Too much sex, too little Jesus

Satan's made a slave of you, the Lord will set you free
You don't know God from diddly and you're old enough to breed
The sins of me and you are the reason he did bleed
Now a word from our sponsor, then another troubled teen with....

Too much sex, too little Jesus
Too much sex, too little Jesus
Too much sex, too little Jesus

-TG

by **natty dread** on Thu May 03, 2012 3:48 am

Orgasms are pretty fun, but I think the stuff you do to get them is even funer.

by **saxitoxin** on Thu May 03, 2012 10:56 am

natty dread wrote:Orgasms are pretty fun, but I think the stuff you do to get them is even funer.

You mean shopping for jewelry?

by **InkL0sed** on Thu May 03, 2012 11:12 am

I don't know about you, saxi, but I tend to require an orca dildo to do the trick.

by **natty dread** on Thu May 03, 2012 11:57 am

saxitoxin wrote:
natty dread wrote:Orgasms are pretty fun, but I think the stuff you do to get them is even funer.

You mean shopping for jewelry?

No, saxitoxin,
I mean sexy touchin'.

by **rdsrds2120** on Thu May 03, 2012 6:12 pm

natty dread wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
natty dread wrote:Orgasms are pretty fun, but I think the stuff you do to get them is even funer.

You mean shopping for jewelry?

No, saxitoxin,
I mean sexy touchin'.

Don't arouse him, he'll bear a child!!

-rd