Want to be published in a newspaper in Peru?

by **Trevor33** on Mon Apr 30, 2012 7:36 pm

Send me your funny stories or articles.

by **saxitoxin** on Mon Apr 30, 2012 7:38 pm

trevor33 wrote:Send me your funny stories or articles.

Do they have to be written in Peruvian?

by **Trevor33** on Mon Apr 30, 2012 8:51 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
trevor33 wrote:Send me your funny stories or articles.

Do they have to be written in Peruvian?

No, it's an English language newspaper, only in English.

by **grifftron** on Mon Apr 30, 2012 8:54 pm

American jokes or do they have to be Peruvian jokes?

by **redhawk92** on Mon Apr 30, 2012 9:02 pm

i have quite a few college papers i have written if you are interested in them

by **Trevor33** on Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:52 pm

If it's interesting or funny, we'll publish it. Doesn't have to be about Peru, we have enough of that. Send anything you have, we'll look at it and see. We'll have a website soon so you can see it all online. We'll print any name, or blog of anyone who contributes with something.

by **redhawk92** on Tue May 01, 2012 1:09 am

trevor33 wrote:If it's interesting or funny, we'll publish it. Doesn't have to be about Peru, we have enough of that. Send anything you have, we'll look at it and see. We'll have a website soon so you can see it all online. We'll print any name, or blog of anyone who contributes with something.

well im not sure its that interesting, its about revenge in the play hamlet :lol:

by **Trevor33** on Tue May 01, 2012 12:33 pm

kylegraves1 wrote:
trevor33 wrote:If it's interesting or funny, we'll publish it. Doesn't have to be about Peru, we have enough of that. Send anything you have, we'll look at it and see. We'll have a website soon so you can see it all online. We'll print any name, or blog of anyone who contributes with something.

well im not sure its that interesting, its about revenge in the play hamlet

Write something else

by **redhawk92** on Tue May 01, 2012 1:05 pm

trevor33 wrote:
kylegraves1 wrote:
trevor33 wrote:If it's interesting or funny, we'll publish it. Doesn't have to be about Peru, we have enough of that. Send anything you have, we'll look at it and see. We'll have a website soon so you can see it all online. We'll print any name, or blog of anyone who contributes with something.

well im not sure its that interesting, its about revenge in the play hamlet

Write something else

i have a term paper on the effects of divorce on the family, american 4th amendment writes

by **laughingcavalier** on Tue May 01, 2012 2:54 pm

I have a passing acquaintance with an East German septuagenarian who has some very funny stories to tell about his time in the secret police. Would you be interested in his life story?

by **Juan_Bottom** on Tue May 01, 2012 5:50 pm

This could turn into the thread of the year very quickly.

by **Trevor33** on Wed May 02, 2012 6:17 pm

laughingcavalier wrote:I have a passing acquaintance with an East German septuagenarian who has some very funny stories to tell about his time in the secret police. Would you be interested in his life story?

Of course... as long as it's no longer than 1000 words

by **Trevor33** on Wed May 02, 2012 6:19 pm

kylegraves1 wrote:
trevor33 wrote:
kylegraves1 wrote:
trevor33 wrote:If it's interesting or funny, we'll publish it. Doesn't have to be about Peru, we have enough of that. Send anything you have, we'll look at it and see. We'll have a website soon so you can see it all online. We'll print any name, or blog of anyone who contributes with something.

well im not sure its that interesting, its about revenge in the play hamlet

Write something else

i have a term paper on the effects of divorce on the family, american 4th amendment writes

Think you can shorten it to about 1000 words? That might actually be interesting.

by **saxitoxin** on Thu May 03, 2012 12:28 am

laughingcavalier wrote:I have a passing acquaintance with an East German septuagenarian who has some very funny stories to tell about his time in the secret police. Would you be interested in his life story?

Unfortunately I can't risk being published at this time. Due to a very minor legal misunderstanding - really more of an "oopsie" moment than anything else - I've been the subject of a global INTERPOL Red Notice since 1990. As a result I am under advise to keep a low profile. Really, that's why I play Conquer Club. I wanted to play World of Warcraft but my attorney said it's too high-profile and suggested I play Conquer Club instead.

Trevor - what is the name of the paper?

by **laughingcavalier** on Thu May 03, 2012 3:34 am

saxitoxin wrote:
laughingcavalier wrote:I have a passing acquaintance with an East German septuagenarian who has some very funny stories to tell about his time in the secret police. Would you be interested in his life story?

Unfortunately I can't risk being published at this time. Due to a very minor legal misunderstanding - really more of an "oopsie" moment than anything else - I've been the subject of a global INTERPOL Red Notice since 1990. As a result I am under advise to keep a low profile. Really, that's why I play Conquer Club. I wanted to play World of Warcraft but my attorney said it's too high-profile and suggested I play Conquer Club instead.

Trevor - what is the name of the paper?

Thanks Saxi but your co- operation is not required on this project. This will be an extract taken from my much longer unauthorized biography shortly to appear on amazon.com. I am doing rather well with my previous titles:
The Wit and Wisdom of Victor Sullivan
Laissez-Faire Finland: Why You Should Forget Getting it Right and Let it All Hang Out
A Few Short Years: Under the Hood of Teen America

by **Trevor33** on Thu May 03, 2012 11:52 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
Trevor - what is the name of the paper?

The Huaraz Telegraph... will have a website soon but this is Peru so everything moves ssslloowwwwlllyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

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