If CC Members Were to Make a Game

[notyou2]

Points will be awarded on a basis of x/y * 20 where x is the score of the winning player and y is 17 on Tuesdays but not on any other day. The player with the most points at any one time will be Dan Savage but anyone who calls him Dan Savage will get the ban hammer (except on Wednesdays).

How do the various time zones affect this, more specifically, the international dateline?

[Haggis_McMutton]

Okay, I got it. There are priests trying to molest little boys, and our hero is Dan Savage who must savagely rape the priests before they rape the little boys.

If Dan Savage rapes a priest who is at that time raping a little boy, you get zero points. The good deed is negated by the bad.

This has potential.

[shieldgenerator7]

Okay, I got it. There are priests trying to molest little boys, and our hero is Dan Savage who must savagely rape the priests before they rape the little boys.

If Dan Savage rapes a priest who is at that time raping a little boy, you get zero points. The good deed is negated by the bad.

This has potential.

this sounds just as bad as molestia

[BigBallinStalin]

Okay, I got it. There are priests trying to molest little boys, and our hero is Dan Savage who must savagely rape the priests before they rape the little boys.

If Dan Savage rapes a priest who is at that time raping a little boy, you get zero points. The good deed is negated by the bad.

This has potential.

this sounds just as bad as molestia

Apparently, you don't care if priests rape the little boys.

[shieldgenerator7]

Okay, I got it. There are priests trying to molest little boys, and our hero is Dan Savage who must savagely rape the priests before they rape the little boys.

If Dan Savage rapes a priest who is at that time raping a little boy, you get zero points. The good deed is negated by the bad.

This has potential.

this sounds just as bad as molestia

Apparently, you don't care if priests rape the little boys.

Apparently, you don't know what molestia is.

[BigBallinStalin]

SG7, I can't help it if you apparently don't see the injustice being done to these little boys at the hands and penises of these evil priests.

[shieldgenerator7]

BBS, I can't help it if you apparantly don't know what molestia is and therefore don't know how it fits in with your problem of priests raping children

Both are pretty terrible

[BigBallinStalin]

Okay, I see. We can bargain!

The main character can rape the priests, AND he can use an ShieldGenerator v7 in order to prevent the flying semen from hitting him in the face.

This would work perfectly.

[shieldgenerator7]

...ok... but you have to upgrade to v7 otherwise the game would be no fun because it'd be too easy

[Maugena]

So let me get this straight...
Thus far, the game is...

1. A baseball kissing game in a closet with a bottle.
2. Nietzsche is on second base.
3. Everyone's money must be wired to Army of GOD's bank account which is then given to BBS and then given back to Army of GOD where the bank account will stay.
4. The money from the game account and all of Army of GOD's other accounts will not be given to BBS on the grounds of BBS's posts be disregarded henceforth and the one mentioning said money transfers.

5. Army of GOD's accounts will all be frozen due to suspicious activity.
6. This is the most dangerous game.
7. We do not disregard BBS's rule about priests attempting to molest little boys-with Dan Savage coming to the rescue by savagely raping the priests before the priests rape the little boys.
8. The game (at some point) includes Russian Roulette with an old colt 6 shot pistol.
9. There will be elements of Whack-a-Mole and 7 minutes in Heaven. (What is that a reference to, may I ask?)
10. The game will start only after each player has made his-self/herself(thon?) dizzy with a broom.
11. The game will include CC's Mafia games and cotton candy clouds and fire poison paintball darts.
12. The game includes a race.
13. Points will be awarded on a basis of x/y * 20 where x is the score of the winning player and y is 17 on Tuesdays but not on any other day. The player with the most points at any one time will be Dan Savage but anyone who calls him Dan Savage will get the ban hammer (except on Wednesdays). (Copy pasted. Super specific.)

DO NOT POST MAYBES OR QUESTIONS. IF YOU WANT A RULE ADDED, YOU MUST BE CONFIRMATIVE(supposedly a word?) ABOUT THE ADDITION!

[whitestazn88]

what do you mean what am I referencing? they're both games.

[Maugena]

what do you mean what am I referencing? they're both games.

I've never heard of 7 minutes in heaven. D: Am I sheltered?

[whitestazn88]

google is your friend