Best Defense Against the Roving Child Punching Gangs

[Baron Von PWN]

I suggest we nationalize all children.

By nationalizing them we can better put their energy to productive uses like running on giant hamster wheels to generate power. Since all children would now be chained to hamster wheels in order to provide power for our glorious nation, they would of course be protected from Christian RCPGs.

We already have this. It's called the public education system, an education dedicated to the debt the children were born bearing.

Hmm yes, you're quite right I remember being locked in a factory and chained to a giant hamster wheel in public school.

Oh, but comrade, weren't those the days?

They were I remember the sense of pride knowing I was contributing to building the great socialist fatherland.

That's what children need hard work and discipline, not roving bands of child punching christians!

[Neoteny]

I do recall being freed from the wheel on the days when the Christians came to school to preach abstinence only sermons (this was before their violent reformation to the church of child punchers). Little did they know I was having homosexual sex during my urination breaks! I even wore a condom! Oh, Christians...