Pastafarianism Is The One True Religion All Others Are False

by **pimpdave** on Fri May 04, 2012 2:25 pm

If you refuse to accept the Flying Spaghetti Monster as your savior and lord, you will burn forever in a pot of boiling water. Maybe with some salt added and some olive oil, to keep the pasta from sticking when you drain it.

Whatever, forget about the specifics. REPENT SINNERS!

by **natty dread** on Fri May 04, 2012 2:31 pm

pimpdave wrote:and some olive oil, to keep the pasta from sticking when you drain it.

Actually, you shouldn't put oil in pasta water. Precisely because it takes away the stickyness - when the pasta is sticky, the sauce sticks better to it. If you're worried about it clumping together you can run some cool water through it in a colander after boiling.

What I'm saying is, adding oil to pasta water is BLASPHEMY!

by **oss spy** on Fri May 04, 2012 4:29 pm

All hail his noodly appendage!

by **nietzsche** on Fri May 04, 2012 6:33 pm

pimpdave, we get it, it makes no sense, life has no meaning, you showed us the way 100000000000 threads ago

I guess you are like Voltaire, man you write Candides here every day!

It was a time when it was witty to do it, but nowadays everybody is atheist, look at the kids, they already know and they know better than us, they take it naturally. In 20 years atheists will be the majority.

Move on please??