I spent the last 2 weeks constipated

by **whitestazn88** on Fri May 04, 2012 12:06 am

Finally got it out. It was like popping a champagne bottle full of shit. Horrible odors. Pics to come

by **pimpdave** on Fri May 04, 2012 12:48 am

This thread better fucking deliver.

by **nietzsche** on Fri May 04, 2012 12:51 am

I name all my turds.

by **TA1LGUNN3R** on Fri May 04, 2012 2:29 am

This chick that dated my buddy in high school claimed she normally only ever defecated once every two weeks. Another girl corroborated this. Apparently, girl A was over at girl B's, and had to drop one; she fucked up the plumbing so bad they had to call a plumber, who had to remove some floorboards to get to the pipes under the house and get into them manually to clear them out.

So she only shits 26x a year. I don't see how she hasn't compacted and torn something.

-TG

by **laughingcavalier** on Fri May 04, 2012 2:40 am

I once changed the nappy of a friend's child who pooh'd only a couple of times a week. He's a strapping 15 year old now but I often remember the horror of Jack's nappy.

by **whitestazn88** on Fri May 04, 2012 3:34 am

NSFW?

show

by **whitestazn88** on Fri May 04, 2012 3:35 am

ITT, I find pictures from ratemypoop style websites and post them.

by **whitestazn88** on Fri May 04, 2012 3:35 am

But I really have to throw up now, because perusing those sites is horrific.

/thread

by **neanderpaul14** on Fri May 04, 2012 4:23 am

Umm....whitestazn do you use opiates?? Because those block up the plumbing.

by **whitestazn88** on Fri May 04, 2012 12:05 pm

I'm offended that you'd even ask me that! I just eat a strict regiment of cement. See me on the episode of "My Strange Addiction" June 7th on A&E

by **neanderpaul14** on Fri May 04, 2012 6:36 pm

whitestazn88 wrote:I'm offended that you'd even ask me that! I just eat a strict regiment of cement. See me on the episode of "My Strange Addiction" June 7th on A&E

With re-bar?

by **nietzsche** on Fri May 04, 2012 6:36 pm

whitestazn88 wrote:NSFW?

show

that's a big dave you have there.

btw, that dave doesn't look very dry, which means it didn't lasted in the colon much time really.

by **whitestazn88** on Fri May 04, 2012 9:42 pm

I don't understand what you're saying nietzsche.

by **Haggis_McMutton** on Fri May 04, 2012 11:02 pm

I'd post a pic of the massive dump I'm about to take but I think aon could use it to somehow track me down.

by **whitestazn88** on Fri May 04, 2012 11:31 pm

Haggis_McMutton wrote:I'd post a pic of the massive dump I'm about to take but I think aon could use it to somehow track me down.

Just break it up a bit, and take out the bits that look like native fauna

by **nietzsche** on Sat May 05, 2012 3:49 am

whitestazn88 wrote:I don't understand what you're saying nietzsche.

in the colon the remaining water in the poop is absorbed, if it stays too much time there when it comes out it's so dry it hurts big time.

your poop doesn't seem dry at all, so it must have been in the intestines all that time..

that's a guess..