The Viscount's Prize Pony

[saxitoxin]

The Viscount's Prize Pony has escaped his corral and is prancing around Conquer Club, posing as an Off-Topics regular.

Can you unmask him? Post your theories below.

[Fircoal]

That's not a pony.

This is a pony --->

[saxitoxin]

That's not a pony.

This is a pony --->

THIS IS NOT A FETISH THREAD

[BigBallinStalin]

Theory 1:

We're looking for a pony which is (1) shorter than the average CC user, (2) has been ridden for pleasure--perhaps against his or her will, and (3) can be stubborn at times.

[notyou2]

Theory 1:

We're looking for a pony which is (1) shorter than the average CC user, (2) has been ridden for pleasure--perhaps against his or her will, and (3) can be stubborn at times.

You forgot that it is a male pony.

[BigBallinStalin]

notyou2 is correct. All identities on the Internet are male, and the Viscount's Pony is prancing around CounquerClub; therefore, the Viscount's Pony must be male.

[Army of GOD]

Theory 1:

We're looking for a pony which is (1) shorter than the average CC user, (2) has been ridden for pleasure--perhaps against his or her will, and (3) can be stubborn at times.

IM NOT THE FUCKING PONY

[notyou2]

notyou2 is correct. All identities on the Internet are male, and the Viscount's Pony is prancing around CounquerClub; therefore, the Viscount's Pony must be male.

Saxi said "Can you unmask him?"

Unless it is deliberate misinformation.

[notyou2]

J9B!!!!!

[BigBallinStalin]

Who hear thinks "British" when they read the word "viscount"?

[shieldgenerator7]

It has to be this pony:

[Symmetry]

Viscount= Baron
Prize Pony= won pony= Von PWN?

[notyou2]

I think you win the prize Sym

[Symmetry]

There's a prize?

[Symmetry]

This has been a disappointing gimmick thread.

[notyou2]

SAXI TRAP!!!!!

[Symmetry]

If it is, it's slow, even by his standards.

[notyou2]

Dementia perhaps?

He's pretty old.