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I suddenly like my Governor

Postby neanderpaul14 on Sat May 05, 2012 4:53 pm

Wow never thought very much of CT Governor Malloy, but in the past week he has managed to push 2 new bills through. The first makes beer sales on Sunday legal, the second is making medicinal marijuana available. Now I think I really like this guy. Now I just have to convince a doctor that I need a prescription to prevent glaucoma, because my mom has it.

Okay the beer thing doesn't affect me much because I haven't run out of it about 20 years. Also if ganj prevents glaucoma I could live to be 1000 without much risk. But still for CT this is major, the term "Ultra-Conservative" may have been invented here.
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Re: I suddenly like my Governor

Postby Frigidus on Sat May 05, 2012 7:46 pm

Whether or not you have or want beer, it is completely stupid to refuse to sell it on Sundays. Good for him.
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Re: I suddenly like my Governor

Postby neanderpaul14 on Sat May 05, 2012 11:37 pm

Frigidus wrote:Whether or not you have or want beer, it is completely stupid to refuse to sell it on Sundays. Good for him.



Couldn't agree with you more.

Also does anyone know where I can get me a glaucoma? That way my pot can be legal and prescribed. Currently I only suffer from CHS, chronic hangover syndrome, and I don't think they're gonna give me ganj for that.
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Re: I suddenly like my Governor

Postby Phatscotty on Sat May 05, 2012 11:38 pm

You can try microwaving your balls
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Re: I suddenly like my Governor

Postby notyou2 on Sun May 06, 2012 12:07 am

Phatscotty wrote:You can try microwaving your balls


Is that how you got your prescription scotty?
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Re: I suddenly like my Governor

Postby Phatscotty on Sun May 06, 2012 12:11 am

notyou2 wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:You can try microwaving your balls


Is that how you got your prescription scotty?


you really can't help it, can you? :lol:
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Re: I suddenly like my Governor

Postby notyou2 on Sun May 06, 2012 12:14 am

I'm not the one being the ass.
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Re: I suddenly like my Governor

Postby neanderpaul14 on Sun May 06, 2012 12:14 am

I don't want tesstie cancer, just a mild glaucoma.
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Re: I suddenly like my Governor

Postby Phatscotty on Sun May 06, 2012 12:40 am

neanderpaul14 wrote:I don't want tesstie cancer, just a mild glaucoma.


If you have both, you can score the elusive White Berry

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White Berry can make a great nighttime smoke, claiming its soothing qualities can induce a peaceful, easy feeling just perfect for sitting on the couch.
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Re: I suddenly like my Governor

Postby Army of GOD on Sun May 06, 2012 12:45 am

drugs are bad
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Re: I suddenly like my Governor

Postby natty dread on Sun May 06, 2012 2:27 am

When's the wedding?
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Re: I suddenly like my Governor

Postby Borderdawg on Sun May 06, 2012 7:52 am

Army of GOD wrote:drugs are bad



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Re: I suddenly like my Governor

Postby crazymilkshake5 on Sun May 06, 2012 8:09 am

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Re: I suddenly like my Governor

Postby vodean on Sun May 06, 2012 2:28 pm

Phatscotty wrote:You can try microwaving your balls

that is why CC needs a like button.
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Re: I suddenly like my Governor

Postby nietzsche on Sun May 06, 2012 2:49 pm

vodean wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:You can try microwaving your balls

that is why CC needs a like button.
:lol: :lol:



Very good idea, I'm gonna borrow it from you and put a way to do it in Suggestions.
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Re: I suddenly like my Governor

Postby neanderpaul14 on Sun May 06, 2012 8:20 pm

Phatscotty wrote:
neanderpaul14 wrote:I don't want tesstie cancer, just a mild glaucoma.


If you have both, you can score the elusive White Berry

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White Berry can make a great nighttime smoke, claiming its soothing qualities can induce a peaceful, easy feeling just perfect for sitting on the couch.



OMG that looks tasty.

That would definitely help cure my impending glaucoma.
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Re: I suddenly like my Governor

Postby The Bison King on Sun May 06, 2012 11:10 pm

Any way we can put this guy to work in my state?
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Re: I suddenly like my Governor

Postby neanderpaul14 on Mon May 07, 2012 9:19 pm

The Bison King wrote:Any way we can put this guy to work in my state?



We'll send him your way, there's no way the conservative morons in CT will reelect him.
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