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Europe Debuts New Service For Parents Who Hate Their Kids

Postby pimpdave on Mon May 07, 2012 6:08 pm

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/821591-evi ... n-the-face

Evil Clown hired for stalking, threats and a pie in the face

An 'evil' clown who stalks and threatens kids is being hired by parents as a birthday treat.

Dominic Deville stalks young victims for a week, sending chilling texts, making prank phone calls and setting traps in letterboxes.

He posts notes warning children they are being watched, telling them they will be attacked.

But Deville is not an escaped lunatic or some demonic monster.

He is a birthday treat, hired by mum and dad, and the ‘attack’ involves being splatted in the face with a cake.

‘The child feels more and more that it is being pursued,’ said Deville.

‘The clown’s one and only aim is to smash a cake into the face of his victim, when they least expect it, during the course of seven days.’

If the boy or girl manages to avoid the ‘hit’, they are given the cake as a birthday present. Well, that’s alright then.
The frightening fun can be stopped at any time, which is handy for parents who have second thoughts and don’t fancy the cost of child therapy.

Deville said: ‘The clown will never break into a residence or show up at work. ‘It’s all in fun and if, at any point, the kids get scared or their parents are concerned, we stop right there.

‘But most kids absolutely love being scared senseless.’

Deville set up his Evil Clown service in Lucerne, Switzerland, after being inspired by some of his favourite horror films – possibly including Stephen King’s It and Killer Klowns From Outer Space.

The idea is unlikely to be popular with sufferers of coulrophobia – the irrational (irrational?) fear of clowns.
But Stephen Vaughan of Clowns International, said scary clowns could be as funny as their red-nosed counterparts. ‘I think what Dominic is doing is a great idea,’ he added.

‘Bringing a little bit of life and laughter into kids’ lives is what we are all about.’

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Re: Europe Debuts New Service For Parents Who Hate Their Kid

Postby pimpdave on Mon May 07, 2012 6:10 pm

Clearly this is proof that Europe is a bunch of cunts.
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Postby Neoteny on Mon May 07, 2012 6:15 pm

This is actually awesome.
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Re: Europe Debuts New Service For Parents Who Hate Their Kid

Postby Symmetry on Mon May 07, 2012 6:18 pm

There's a group of kids across the street from me who've been doing the old "knock and run" routine on my place recently. Looks like they'll be having birthday surprises soon.
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Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon May 07, 2012 9:19 pm

Symmetry wrote:There's a group of kids across the street from me who've been doing the old "knock and run" routine on my place recently. Looks like they'll be having birthday surprises soon.


How did you get into this situation? Did y'all get into an argument about English literature or the healthcare system?
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Postby Symmetry on Mon May 07, 2012 9:27 pm

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Symmetry wrote:There's a group of kids across the street from me who've been doing the old "knock and run" routine on my place recently. Looks like they'll be having birthday surprises soon.


How did you get into this situation? Did y'all get into an argument about English literature or the healthcare system?


Pretty sure the kids across the street have the same healthcare system, so it must be my position that Tennyson's Charge of the Light Brigade is not an anti-war poem.

Such issues are sources of deep feuds in civilized societies.
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Re: Europe Debuts New Service For Parents Who Hate Their Kid

Postby Neoteny on Tue May 08, 2012 7:19 am

Might I recommend snubbing them by not showing up for your next tea time engagement? If that doesn't work, maybe then you could resort to creepy clown stalking.
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Postby jonesthecurl on Tue May 08, 2012 9:08 am

No - just slice the cucmber too thick in their sandwiches (evil laugh).
That'll teach them to mess with you.
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Re: Europe Debuts New Service For Parents Who Hate Their Kid

Postby Neoteny on Tue May 08, 2012 9:22 am

This sort of barbarism is the sort of behaviour I would expect from someone spending so much time fraternising with Yanks. Thick cucumbers... have you no sense of decency?!
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Re: Europe Debuts New Service For Parents Who Hate Their Kid

Postby jimboston on Tue May 08, 2012 9:29 am

Symmetry wrote:There's a group of kids across the street from me who've been doing the old "knock and run" routine on my place recently. Looks like they'll be having birthday surprises soon.


Seriously though... what would prevent someone from hiring this guy to terrorize someone else's kid?

You can just call and pretend it's your kid. You know where he lives and can probably figure out where they go to school.

Then if someone finds out it is you who did it... you can just say it was all "in good fun". You clearly assume it's harmless because hire this for their own kids.

Seems f**cking retarded to me.

... on a side note, regarding the ring and run kids. I can think of two ways to handle.
1) Ignore
2) Get one of those motion camera's... and trap the punks. Then show them an threaten them with the pics.
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Re: Europe Debuts New Service For Parents Who Hate Their Kid

Postby pimpdave on Tue May 08, 2012 10:00 am

Just anonymously order a bunch of pizzas to be delivered to their house, Symmetry.
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Re: Europe Debuts New Service For Parents Who Hate Their Kid

Postby Symmetry on Wed May 09, 2012 9:10 am

pimpdave wrote:Just anonymously order a bunch of pizzas to be delivered to their house, Symmetry.


I like the clown thing better.
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